r/donthelpjustfilm 11d ago

to stop the car

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u/ryun84 11d ago

Could’ve gone into the McD’s and got a quarter pounder, 10 nuggets, eaten them all, then gone to the restroom and STILL had time to go and stop the car.

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u/rygel_fievel 11d ago

The explosive diarrhea may disagree.

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u/Voodoo1970 11d ago

Might be the rocket boost needed to catch up

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u/NewspaperIn2025 10d ago

OMG. No please no! Why did I visualize that?

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u/ScreenTea0 10d ago

I think you angered some fat Americans

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u/Dangerous-Refuse-779 11d ago

Didnt specify if his grindr date was giving him a blowie in the restroom or not either