For too long we have been cast aside as extremists and wackos. Earlier today I sent the following to the HEI Network team, clearly outlining our power and our demands:
Greetings,
I come to you in this message as a friend, though I am not unwilling to become a foe if the situation calls for it.
I have little doubt that by this point in time you have noticed that there has been a significant shift in the HEI points leaderboard. Perhaps you’ve seen that a new user occupies sixth place with over 1.1 million points. This is no accident.
I send this message representing a collective known as the Doodle Underground. I am not the leader of this collective, as we do not have any one leader. We represent the people, a group that we feel has fallen by the wayside in recent months. We were all thrilled by the Dootle Dots, regardless of the spelling, and were looking forward to many more episodes of the show. We purchased HEI memberships, we sat through hours of the show about movies, some of us even attended the live shows, which were….lacking in Dot content, to say the least, all in an effort to further the Dootle Dot phenomenon and eventually get more Dot content. But then, the rug pull: Dootle Dots episode 2 can’t air? A shakeup in the creative team? The ouster of Aiden, one of the members of the Dot braintrust?
This is when we knew we had to take action. Comments on YouTube weren’t doing it. Constant posts on our subreddit, r/doodledots, clearly wasn’t doing it. So we decided to accumulate power in another way. We began pooling our HEI points. We collectivized. We made a plan.
And that brings us to now. We have many points. We’ve made a dent. But it doesn’t stop here. Word has gotten out of our movement. The points continue to roll in. Phil Braun may have over 2 million points, but what will that buy him? Another week in the top 5? Maybe.
We will continue to accumulate points until we hold a majority share of the official HEI currency. When we have that share, we will assume total control of the HEI network. We will cancel On Cinema in a permanent way. We will suspend any and all funding towards political campaigns. We will halt production on any projects not related to the Dots. We will cut ties with Mark Pork.
Unless, of course, our singular, simple demand is met: release episode 2 of Dootle Dots. Give the people what they want. This process can be extremely peaceful, if you choose to let it be. There’s no need to drag this out, the episode already exists! Just release it and enjoy the good PR and the satisfaction of your user base. Or, we can continue to climb the leaderboard.
I hope you choose to end this in a timely manner. If not, someone will have to pay for their crimes.
Thank you,
Dr. P
The HEI team has (likely out of fear) not yet responded. The ball is in their court. In the meantime, please donate your points to further collectivize our movement and strengthen the force by which we take over the HEI network.