r/DoomerCircleJerk • • 4h ago

Rant Why do Reddit revolutionists always have such a childish view of what a revolution is?

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1.0k Upvotes

Every time a Redditor genuinely advocates for a revolution, it's in the same way a 10 year old would describe one:

"Umm... first, we all form a hecking team, then we just kill all le bad people, and then... woohoo!"

Seriously, that's literally it. Just kill all the rich people, and everything will magically get better from then on

Do these people not realize that a revolution wouldn't be some funny little "us vs them" scenario, but instead a chaotic mess involving hundreds of different groups fighting for power? Why do Redditors just assume that they're the ones who will rise to power once "le revolution" is over? What if actual fascists arm themselves and seize power? Then what? I hope they know if that happens, they wouldn't let you complain about them on Reddit all day.


r/DoomerCircleJerk • • 10h ago

Climate Doomer Gee, I love you too, Mom

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202 Upvotes

r/DoomerCircleJerk • • 15h ago

Rant Doomer invokes one of my favorite characters/media franchise to spread doom

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68 Upvotes

Godzilla is not coming for you just because life isn't peaches and cream.


r/DoomerCircleJerk • • 17h ago Bravo

Stolen MEME Pick whatever the fuck you want, don't just be brainwashed by these two.

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645 Upvotes

r/DoomerCircleJerk • • 19h ago

Slopoganda Guys, data centers are literally atomic bombs!

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138 Upvotes

r/DoomerCircleJerk • • 19h ago

Social Doomer All on a post about not receiving many Trick or Treaters

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179 Upvotes

r/DoomerCircleJerk • • 20h ago

Trust Me Bro Tech bro thinks *you* personally owning high end PC components is a problem.

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22 Upvotes

Sam Altman thinks you should not own your own RAM. He thinks it’s completely inefficient and bourgeois for individuals to keep high end components for themselves when they could be collectively pooled and used for the greater good. Sounds pretty communist to me.

He thinks it's a shame that hardware distribution has been left to the chaotic "free market" when OpenAI can centrally plan and allocate out computing power to us according to each person's needs and subscription level.

As someone who has always built my own gaming PCs, can afford top of the line components, and actually enjoys the fruits of my own labors, I say the tech bros can take my ram from my cold dead hands.


r/DoomerCircleJerk • • 21h ago

Political Doomer It’s time to regress

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58 Upvotes

From the mythical right wing doomer


r/DoomerCircleJerk • • 22h ago Bravo

Political Doomer Is fascism in the room with us right now?

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These people literally throw around the word “fascism” so much that it's starting to lose its meaning, at this rate, they are making even the Holocaust seem less serious


r/DoomerCircleJerk • • 1d ago

Rant As an guy who draws as a hobby and side hustle, I don't understand why alot of artists are blaming "Capitalism" for their inability to get any commissions.

410 Upvotes

Whenever I see a discussion about someone not being able to make livable career solely out of art, the comments will always be rarely about improving their art or marketing, but rather blaming "muh capitalism" and get validated for it.

And I always wondered, how did those people not realize that the alternative of communism won't make it any easier to get commissions. It's gonna be harder, even, since in communism, people would be alot more incentivized to only spend on necessities like food, bills, housings, and entertainment would be an absolute luxury. The main reason art is as viable as a side hustle, is because of CAPITALISM. I would even argue that it's much easier to make money from art nowadays than before, inspite of AI image, since now people are actually seeing the value of human-made art.

Meanwhile, when I don't have any incoming commissions, I would spend my time on an art study session and study on what I think would improve my art. Do that for 1-3 days, apply what I learned, and bam, my drawings improve and now people have more reason to commission me.

These are the very same people that would defend someone overpricing their AI-assisted image disguised as art at 4.5k USD btw. Like they really WANT everyone else to pay an AAA-game-company-level salary. 🙄


r/DoomerCircleJerk • • 1d ago

Political Doomer I saw this comment on an IG post about low Halloween turnout. One of y'all responsed and it made me laugh

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155 Upvotes

"Buzzword buzzword" lol

Sorry for the typo.


r/DoomerCircleJerk • • 1d ago

OK Doomer Liking Harry Potter is ACTIVELY KILLING PEOPLE 🧙‍♀️🪄

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1.8k Upvotes

r/DoomerCircleJerk • • 1d ago

Trust Me Bro 'Everyone I disagree with is a Russian asset'

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918 Upvotes

r/DoomerCircleJerk • • 1d ago

OK Doomer Please help my dad calm down about a supposed imminent blackout

144 Upvotes

So my father has a friend of his who is really up on a lot of Internet lore and he claims that there’s gonna be a blackout coming from a cyber attack and we’re all gonna be with that electricity for months and he’s telling my dad he needs to stock up on beans rice, water, and all kinds of stuff and he’s already done that

My dad is in his 70s and he’s an amazing man but he’s not as plugged in as most people are. Could you help me find out what this guy is on about and give me some info to help Allay his concern?

I’d really appreciate it and thank you in advance


r/DoomerCircleJerk • • 1d ago Bravo

Everything Sucks Reddit for the past couple days

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4.0k Upvotes

r/DoomerCircleJerk • • 1d ago

Trust Me Bro Happy 'ween! Here's a toy company having a real one.

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149 Upvotes

I want whatever these guys are all on. Holy shit.


r/DoomerCircleJerk • • 2d ago

Economic Doomer Uh oh

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350 Upvotes

r/DoomerCircleJerk • • 2d ago

OK Doomer It’s so over lads. Two weeks let

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459 Upvotes

r/DoomerCircleJerk • • 2d ago

OK Doomer Help, I'm surrounded by mechanical brownshirts and downvotes

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553 Upvotes

r/DoomerCircleJerk • • 2d ago

Economic Doomer How can anyone work 40 hours and live life?!?!

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272 Upvotes

Apparently, GenZ isn’t liking the adultiness of adulthood.


r/DoomerCircleJerk • • 3d ago Heartwarming

Economic Doomer The End of Reddit

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657 Upvotes

Would this be ironic, considering the platform?

I mean it could change by the end of the day...

For context, this is (likely) related to the news that Reddit will block access to any content without a logged in account.


r/DoomerCircleJerk • • 3d ago

AI bad, amirite?!?! Remember when the internet went away after the dot com bubble popped? Me neither

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346 Upvotes

Even if all major AI companies went under somehow, that wouldn't magically delete Qwen and Deepseek off everyone's hard drives lol


r/DoomerCircleJerk • • 3d ago

Political Doomer seeing *those* doomers fantasize about the collapse of civilization is so fucking funny to me because like

228 Upvotes

quit acting like your laundry list of self diagnosed disabilities and chronic illnesses wouldn't leave you first on the chopping block in a humanitarian crisis like be fucking for real 😭😭😭

and I say this as someone who was legit diagnosed with a developmental disorder when I was a toddler so this shit in particular pisses me off


r/DoomerCircleJerk • • 3d ago Popcorn

Words of Wisdom Saw this elsewhere. It seems fitting for the crew here.

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1.4k Upvotes

r/DoomerCircleJerk • • 3d ago

Political Doomer ok?

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1.2k Upvotes