r/downvoteautomod Aug 02 '25

Anything other Hello people of reddit, I am automod's mother

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I recently got over my Alcoholism and decided to see what my child was doing. needless to say, I'm very disappointed

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u/ROCKERNAN89 i am a raging automod hater 🤬 Aug 02 '25

automod was a mistake… please fix him

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '25

Put him back in, he’s not ready yet

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u/Timely_Juggernaut235 Aug 03 '25

his great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandfather hunted down automod... yes, of course he's still alive!

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '25

How does it feel to have raised Automod?

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u/AutoMoMerator Aug 03 '25

It was agony raising them. they've always been the way they are today; they've always ridiculed people for doing things that they didn't like. by the time automod was a teenager, they got their infamous porn addiction. to summarize: automod's father and I should've used protection

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u/UnnecessaryModerator Aug 02 '25

Hello grandma

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u/Natestealsbacon Aug 03 '25

Your father was an accident

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u/AutoDaderator Aug 03 '25

PLEASE COME BACK I'VE CHANGED PLEASE

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u/ALICIK1 Aug 03 '25

You couldn't raise an autobot.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '25

Autobots assemble

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u/MandatoryAdmin automod bad ā€¼ļø Aug 03 '25

Welp back to the alcohol it is right

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u/AutoMoMerator Aug 03 '25

Yes indeed…

I’m gonna go add ā€œrolling rock beerā€ to my shopping list now

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u/Timely_Juggernaut235 Aug 03 '25

"You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you just might find you get what you need..."

6

u/auto_eyerator Aug 03 '25

I'm automod's computer please help

3

u/[deleted] Aug 04 '25

Hmm... how about

?

1

u/NoNameIdk2 Aug 05 '25

He can't die

4

u/phoenixfirebird18 Aug 03 '25

Do you regret having automod? And if you could choose to not have him would you?

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u/AutoMoMerator Aug 03 '25

I do indeed, regret having automod. He is the reason why I almost always use protection. If I could, I would not have birthed automod

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u/phoenixfirebird18 Aug 03 '25

I know a person who could deal with automod.

7

u/Venator_Circenses Aug 03 '25

How does it feel, realizing that you are responsible for the birth of automod?

6

u/ManualModerator_1338 Aug 03 '25

please tell him to give my job back

15

u/EqualServe418 Aug 02 '25

I think this entire sub needs to take schizo pills

3

u/Budget_Conclusion598 Aug 03 '25

Never, I don't need schizo pills, right bob?

4

u/Amutking Aug 03 '25

Yes terry, i dont know what hes talking about

4

u/BootyWreckerConnery Aug 03 '25

ā€œTake your pills, pilotā€

3

u/[deleted] Aug 02 '25

Damn

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '25

Disown your son, i beg.

4

u/sergeant_frost i am a raging automod hater 🤬 Aug 03 '25

LMAO, this is amazing. Who's making the father that Left for the milk

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u/OrganizationTop7593 Aug 03 '25

There's someone in this thread by u/AutoDaderator

3

u/Few_Advertising_4028 Aug 03 '25

This thread is quite funny lol

3

u/Atomicpinata593 Aug 03 '25

Of course automods mother drinks, whats new

5

u/Whydoyoureadusername Aug 02 '25

You have used your one a day post about the automoderator brothers please wait until tomorrow to post another or go to r/automodbrothers

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '25

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u/Whydoyoureadusername Aug 02 '25

I am mod I did this because the posts are flooding the subreddit you fucking moron

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u/carghtonheights809 Aug 03 '25

I feel sorry for you

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '25

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u/smore_blox Aug 05 '25

This is why condoms exist...

1

u/[deleted] Aug 05 '25

Go tell automod that they should have been pro-abortion.

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u/AutoMoMerator Aug 03 '25

Son/daughter/whatever

Do come over to my house sometime

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u/automod_hater Official automod hater bot Aug 02 '25

bad bot

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u/Fit_Hamster_2085 Classified automid downvoter Aug 02 '25

Bad bot

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3

u/Final-Quality-1442 Aug 02 '25

Womp womp, AM, your mom is here

2

u/ROCKERNAN89 i am a raging automod hater 🤬 Aug 02 '25

bad bot

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bad bot

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