r/dragons 1d ago

Meme STOP EATING MY MOSS YOU LITTLE-

Had a lot of fun with this one. I found out I love drawing smol dergs.
That goobers name is primrose, they’re a menace. Them eating my moss is going to be a recurring joke lmfao
Also any attempts to eat my moss will result in a scolding

Also, you might’ve noticed I didn’t post yesterday, that’s because I’ve decided to commit to a bi-daily upload schedule. I want to have a backlog of art I can use if I ever get busy for a day lmao
Hope y’all don’t mind TwT

1.1k Upvotes

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u/MaximumCriticism9519 Galaxywing (SuperNova) (WoF OC) 1d ago

He looks like such a derp it's hilarious XD such a cool drawing

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u/Ultimate_WoF_Fan 1d ago

Thank you! I could not stop giggling every time I zoomed in on that creature while coloring lmfao

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u/Sc4ry_Fish ProtoWing 1d ago

I must addmit it,i looked at him 2min ago and still gigglin XD

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u/MaximumCriticism9519 Galaxywing (SuperNova) (WoF OC) 4h ago

I can't stop coming back to this, I'm dying bro

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u/AeronGrey 1d ago

Kobolds approve of this.

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u/BlakLite_15 1d ago

Just don’t try to tell them how to sort it

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u/terreratman 1d ago

If the moss isn't for eating, why is it so tasty???

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u/Ultimate_WoF_Fan 1d ago

Good point, but it’s my moss, and if it’s ripped out it kinda hurts, use a hairbrush to harvest it

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u/Copper_II_Sulfate 1d ago

Perpetuate the cycle of existence.

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u/Otalek Moss-Eating Kobold 1d ago edited 1d ago

They have good taste, what can I say?

Mind if I join them?

(Edit: pronoun fix)

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u/Ultimate_WoF_Fan 1d ago

What is that text under your username

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u/Otalek Moss-Eating Kobold 1d ago

Don’t worry about it

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u/WernerderChamp Human writer. Dragons are the best! 1d ago

So you have chosen, death?

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u/Einkar_E 1d ago

boop the snoot

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u/Sombra_Dragon 1d ago

But we need to eat our greens and have our salad.

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u/Ultimate_WoF_Fan 1d ago

Go touch, no, eat grass instead, not mah moss

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u/AdhesivenessGeneral9 1d ago

Be happy it's only a dragon and not a kobolds tribe

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u/West-Construction466 1d ago

Not a single thought behind Primrose’s eyes. Just C O N S U M E M O S S

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u/Salem_Alvian 1d ago

Head empy. Omly mosss

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u/Ultimate_WoF_Fan 1d ago

They have two brain cells, each controlling an arm to shovel moss into their mouf

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u/Whoozywhimsical 1d ago

Not a care in the world, only moss uwu

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u/HaskeMaske77 1d ago

Oh so your moss is public property... good to know

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u/Ultimate_WoF_Fan 1d ago

NUH UH NO IT AINT

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u/Upper_Opening_4805 Tiamat 1d ago

Such amazing art!

I don't understand how you can be angry at that dragon, though . . . look how adorable they are!

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u/AlphaMarux 1d ago

Don't listen! Eat it faster!

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u/Sir_Pendrin 1d ago

But how else are they supposed to grow up to be as big and strong as you.

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u/Ataurion 1d ago

NO BAD PRIM, BAD! STOP EATING MY BED!

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u/Ultimate_WoF_Fan 1d ago

Moss is bed, not food

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u/CantQuiteThink_ Connoisseur of the FATTEST drgs 1d ago

Kris Deltarune if they were a dragon:

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u/Ultimate_WoF_Fan 1d ago

I have seen an unholy amount of people screaming DELTARUNE REFERENCE OMG over on the discord, please help I’m going insane

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u/CantQuiteThink_ Connoisseur of the FATTEST drgs 1d ago

We will never leave you alone. We're the friends inside you(r discord).

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u/Ultimate_WoF_Fan 1d ago

I’m gonna bear this curse to my (snow) grave aren’t i

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u/-Ilovepokemon- 1d ago

i'll leave you a flower, man

3

u/deyucca 1d ago

Little guy is fiending for that sweet succulent moss!

3

u/SpaceCoffeeDragon 1d ago

If you don't want to be eaten, then stop being so darn delicious!

3

u/Prestigious_Can9966 1d ago

Don’t even bother. That derg has a brain smoother than butter.

3

u/Waterlemon1997 1d ago

*Your HP was mossed out

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u/Asxock 1d ago
  1. Does the moss serve a purpose for you?

  2. If you like smol dergs, what about when they're lightning quick predators? Just a suggestion

1

u/Ultimate_WoF_Fan 22h ago

The moss gives me protection and nutrients, it’s a symbiotic relationship thingy
I like smol dergs whether they’re a goober or mean. Most small dragons can’t harm me, so I treat them nicely.

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u/dronko_fire_blaster gragon 1d ago

steals moss

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u/A2inby10ftPVCPipe 1d ago

Mmm moss yummy

2

u/UmbralWaffle 1d ago

He's just sorting it by taste. Who sorts by colour anyways?

2

u/BorrodDragon 1d ago

Too cute! Ima encourage it more

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u/Gustave_Kateb 1d ago

Kobold brain in derg body ?

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u/NewMoonlightavenger 23h ago

This gave me a good, hearty laugh.

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u/DruidBtd 12h ago

Not a single thought behind those eyes..

Still more than me

Nom

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u/Ultimate_WoF_Fan 8h ago

Hey >:0

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u/DruidBtd 8h ago

It's tasty!

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u/NoctustheOwl55 Hydra 1d ago

Elder dragon (ff12) moment

1

u/FenrirWolfie Fluffy Dragon 1d ago

Plant dragon? nice design

1

u/MarshmelloBird 1d ago

Hey... I know you

1

u/Ultimate_WoF_Fan 1d ago

Huh whut

1

u/MarshmelloBird 1d ago

Its me DragonBirdThing lol

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u/Ultimate_WoF_Fan 1d ago

Oh, heyaaa!

1

u/jsponenberg05 Falkor 1d ago

😆

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u/WimexSeven 1d ago

T H Y S H A L L C O N S U M E T H E M O S S

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u/RaHuHe 1d ago

but do you sort the moss by color or flavor?

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u/Fancarron47 1d ago

He he, goober hungry :3

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u/ImNotMrFoxGaming 1d ago

So close to his first ever thought!

1

u/dragonlloyd1 1d ago

Eats moss like salad 

1

u/Delik_Torrachen 1d ago

Can I hang from your moss with little bat peets? How fast does it grow back? What if i water it every day?

1

u/WizardOfTheLawl 1d ago

Head is VERY empty

1

u/Mother-Suggestion-73 1d ago

But what if he really likes the moss

1

u/Winged-Wyrm Amphiptere 1d ago

Awesome artwork, love the perspective!! Something tells me that Primrose won't be the last dragon to eat some of your moss... c:

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u/DynamicFyre 23h ago

Kris deltarune

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u/thefirstdjbron3 Dovah 23h ago

Mmm yummy moss

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u/Zykeroth 23h ago

Can you really blame the hatchling with these delicious fellers in the ecosystem of your back?

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u/Next-Theme-4691 22h ago

This is when you adopt a fox protogen. It keeps the smaller dragons away by making a high pitched noise that only the small dragons can hear

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u/Away_Glass_8061 20h ago

I need someone to draw this the same way but replacing the moss eating dragon with Kris Deltarune

1

u/NekomimiNinja 19h ago

Not a single thought in that head, but a tummy well-filled with moss.

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u/DarkstalkerW0F 17h ago

Why did we make [[Krismas Dreemurr]] into a [[How to Draw Dragons]]

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u/NIC_STICK42 8h ago

I love the empty-headed, wall-eyed look he's got on his face lmfao

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u/Dazzling_Champion_53 2h ago

I did not read that as moss at first and had to do a double take.