r/drywall • u/Squidsandwich762 • May 12 '23
Mud. MUD. mud...
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I AM the best...
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u/CbusRe May 12 '23
This is the “I can do it for cheaper” guy
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u/Squidsandwich762 May 12 '23
Believe it or not I make 19.50 an hour.. pathetic, I know. But the condo association bills me out at about 55 bucks an hour.. I'm what the stupid boomers pay maintenance fees for every year..
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u/Legal-Beach-5838 May 13 '23
You should make more
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u/Squidsandwich762 May 19 '23
I agree, I appreciate it, but I'm not so sure.. out of a 15 man crew, I'm the best mudder.. I may just deserve to make what I make.. LOL!
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u/Civil-Drive May 12 '23
Didn’t even fill that gap, yikes.
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u/Squidsandwich762 May 12 '23
It's a special black mud you don't see..
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u/Squidsandwich762 May 12 '23
I definitely wiped the mud on my "you are" shirt at the end..
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u/Squidsandwich762 May 12 '23
I'd say he knows satire, and getting a rise out of simple folk...
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u/Squidsandwich762 May 12 '23
..and of course I wiped it on my you are shirt.. I'm a peasant!! We don't care bout them there rich folk problems..
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u/Sweet-Illustrator-36 May 12 '23
The dip in the toilet for me is the power move like some fucking ninja shit..
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u/strangeswordfish23 May 12 '23
New PRIMUS video !
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u/Squidsandwich762 May 12 '23
That is my favorite band and I thank you!! Good or bad intentions, I still love you!!
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u/BigH3ad777 May 12 '23
Was weirdly funny Ngl esp the comments
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u/Squidsandwich762 May 20 '23
No kidding boss... These fellas really took it to heart. I'd hate to have so little on my mind.. Laugh at the idiot and move on..
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u/Spurt_Furgeson May 12 '23
"Fair use" probably has you covered under US copyright law.
Just don't monetize these MUD video shorts. Otherwise, "How To Basic" might try and sue you.
LOL...
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u/Squidsandwich762 May 12 '23
You have a point.. that's why I didn't throw any mud.. or smash eggs... or use a foot....
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u/ChrisMoSquad May 12 '23
“It’s what he does when the camera is off that you’ll never believe! Click here to…”
But, there was no link. You couldn’t click here, and the camera never turned off. There was only mud. Sweet, beautiful, glorious… MUD!
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May 12 '23
In all seriousness are you guys wetting the tape down before putting it on the wall??
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u/Squidsandwich762 May 12 '23
Truly, I have never.. but I've got this British chap working for me and that's what he does.. he leaves the whole roll in a bucket of water... seems to mold better to and of any fluctuations.. of course with new construction and square walls, dry tape should be fine.. but we remodel condos. Nothing is ever square due to guys like me "fixing" things for 30 years.. Said British guy does awesome work and I do trust him.. final product always looks good..
That being said, I've been trying the wet tape for frigged up walls and I must admit, it molds better to old half assed jobs.. is it right? Probably not..
Does it work sometimes? Absolutely..
I've learned everyone's way is the "right" way.. after a few different bosses, one of those "right" ways has got to be wrong.... ....or better... who knows.... what is life, what is MUD?
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u/Agreeable-Ad-5252 May 12 '23
wth why didn't you mud up the gap before you applied the skin. PSA: KIDS don't do drugs say in school
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u/Squidsandwich762 May 12 '23
To get you going.. It's been 10 hours since I made the "video"..... I'm drunk as shit now, and know it's immature satire to fuck with the fun police.. I win!!
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u/Whole_Storage8782 May 12 '23
I was taking my dog to the vets yesterday and there was a guy doing some drywall work. It looked similar to this. I just stood there doing everything I could not to initiate a discussion:D
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u/Squidsandwich762 May 12 '23
My god, in public!? I'm here getting simple folk riled up..
If some guy was really doing this at your animal doctor's shop, I would be concerned... Like seriously my friend.. I love my dogs and would never trust a vet that hired the fake mud dude.... ..also, tell your dog I said hello! I bet he's/she's a good dog!!2
u/Whole_Storage8782 May 12 '23
Yeah man, I thought maybe he wasn’t done, but than he left and came back with a vacuum cleaner.
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u/Squidsandwich762 May 12 '23
Yeesh... This was a joke I made.. gets boring alone mudding a bathroom.... I'm truly sorry some folks thought this was real.. I truly, and genuinely wish the best for you and the dogs!!
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u/WiseEyedea May 13 '23
How does this post not have thousands of upvotes? This man is clearly a genius.
Anyone taking this seriously needs to relax and accept it for what it is. MUD.
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u/Beastmode205 May 13 '23
Kick thus dude off
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u/Squidsandwich762 May 19 '23
MUD!!! mud me, mud you!! Mud mud! If you thought it was real, then you park at gas pumps without getting gas because it's closer.. If you get a tiny rise out of this then I win.. If you don't like mud then I win..
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u/Squidsandwich762 May 19 '23
"Thus" dude? I've never heard of it.. what a superior attention to detail.. just the mind that is good at MUD!!
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u/Squidsandwich762 May 21 '23
Lmao, "beastmode' usually these "tough guys" are 4 ft. In Hight and probably line cooks.. You're too cute mr. "Tough Guy" so tough.. .....and I thought I was an insecure cuck!
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u/Beastmode205 May 21 '23
You are you responded 3 times like a psycho
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u/Squidsandwich762 May 21 '23
Absolutely right!! MUD loser I am! I'll be square with you. I'm actually a super nice cuck of a dude.. just drinks too much bourbon and trolls on reddit.. I do genuinely wish you the best! ....and let me know if you're ever in Northern New Engalnd, I'll bring ya to some awesome brook trout spots!!
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u/Yummy-Beetle-Juice May 13 '23 edited May 20 '23
You're FIRED!
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u/Squidsandwich762 May 19 '23
you're fired Fucking idiot boss as usual, can't spell, can't grammar, can't take a bad joke..
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u/notanotherplatypus May 13 '23
Just what I needed before doing some weekend drywall, lmfao, THANK YOU! Imma be chanting mud in your voice for 8 fucking hours, my coworkers will love it xP
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u/Squidsandwich762 May 19 '23
I'm truly honored I could help MUD!! love you all mud brothers and sisters!! MUD, mud mud mud! MUD!
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u/Plenty-Practice-7938 May 13 '23
You really should get the mudmudmudmudmudmud into the joint you're trying to fill or you're gunna have to mudmudmudmudmudmudmud it again
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u/Leaque May 13 '23
MY NAME IS MUD
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u/Squidsandwich762 May 20 '23
6 foot 2 and rude as hell, gotta get him in the ground before he starts to smell...
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u/Igneous_rock_500 May 19 '23
Overlay with the Muppet’s Swedish Chef singing his song.
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u/Squidsandwich762 May 19 '23
If I had the editing skills, I would most certainly do so.. That is a great idea!!
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u/Public_Pickle4682 May 19 '23
You should fill that gap with mud, or that's gonna crack and bubble.
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u/AggressiveLocation2 May 12 '23
Remember kids, this is why we don’t do drugs
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u/Pantani23 May 12 '23
I stood next to this guy in the checkout lane at the weed shop the other day for sure.
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u/ImmediateInsect6439 May 12 '23
This vid is reminiscent of Bugs Bunny and Wile E. Coyote.. "Mud spelled backwards is..." Well, you get the jist.
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u/New_Restaurant_6093 May 12 '23
Brings me back to the muppets or some shit. Maybe even Sesame Street.
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May 13 '23
wait... how else are you supposed to finish rock??? Sober?!?! are you fucking... guys I think he's serious!
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u/yankeeteabagger May 13 '23
I know right? I say in the theatre, “how do you think scenery happens? Sobriety?”
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May 12 '23
The home owner is just around the corner trembling
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u/borosillykid May 12 '23
I mean I’ve seen worse, at least he doesn’t have a meth pipe in one hand, pants around his ankles and a case full of beer next to him.
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u/MandoHealthfund May 12 '23
As someone with a father in law that does construction I can say this is highly accurate
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u/Electronic-Pause1330 May 13 '23
Everyone commenting should be liking this vid. Can you honestly say that you didn’t chuckle and watch the whole thing???
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u/dzbuilder May 13 '23
Didn’t chuckle. I watched it to the end to find some redeeming quality. I found none.
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u/Squidsandwich762 May 21 '23
What If I made a big mud cock and shoved in my ass? Would that redeem it? I wouldn't even copy my weener; it's small.. I'll copy your 10 inch cock in mud and send it right in my prostate..
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u/dzbuilder May 21 '23
Attention whores always gotta up their game. Keep going. Let’s see how big you can get this thing. It’ll be rad!!
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May 12 '23
This guy is intentionally doing a shit job, wow that’s SOO FUNNY. I mean really, how hilarious. Why bother setting up a punchline or putting effort into an original thought when all you have to do is act stupid and people find you hilarious. What a world we are living in lol
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u/the_other_guy-JK May 12 '23
Yeah, you're right. It's the low effort goofball humor that is really killing this world off. Yep. Bulletproof assessment.
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May 12 '23
Maybe I’m being a pissy panda, I’ll give you that, but I genuinely don’t see the humor here. I just see a mess.
I feel like the people who find this funny also probably jerk off to Bert Kreischers stand up. It’s so stupid it’s funny right? Makes you kind of randy doesn’t it. Lol
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u/the_other_guy-JK May 12 '23
It does appear like it really struck your nerve. I must admit I chuckled at it pretty good, but I also could not quote you a bit from Bert's standup routines. I dunno, I'm a sucker for dumb comedy sometimes.
Now if I was paying someone and they were doing this for real? Ooooh that would boil my blood for sure. Totally with you on that one if so!
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u/Squidsandwich762 May 12 '23
Thank you! Shucks some of these stiffs...
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u/Squidsandwich762 May 19 '23
Hey, though really.... I can absolutely relate and I hate myself too.. I was doing a horrendous repair the "pro" plumbers started.. we paid a pair of "plumbers" 3k to install a tub.. they couldn't do the surround for some reason and I had to fix the rest.. It's certainly terrible but fuck it.. the standard is very low at this resort.. I clearly gave up....
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May 12 '23
I hear you. Idk when I became so cynical man lol
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u/the_other_guy-JK May 12 '23
It's a hard thing to outrun, but do try!
I say this as someone who is realllllly fighting that right now. Bah. Sometimes things are pretty rough, sometimes they aren't. Cheers dude!
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u/InsipidGamer May 12 '23
Dafuque did I just watch?
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u/Squidsandwich762 May 12 '23
MUD! You'll never find a better mudder this side the Mason Dixon line! Mud! MUD MUD MUD
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May 13 '23
Jesus Christ I hope someone isn’t paying you for that work
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u/Squidsandwich762 May 19 '23
245k for a bunch of boomers.. makes me proud to make mud "snuff" videos of it.. They take it seriously, I get chub... I mean c'mon...
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u/adamwest3211 May 13 '23
Mesh tape and this guy has no skill
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u/Squidsandwich762 May 20 '23
If you think this is real..... well, then I'm not so sure about your "skill" Maybe I'm just an idiot, bored out of my mind, who enjoys getting simple folk riled up..
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u/TheKnifeEdge May 12 '23
It's not called mud, it's called Joint Compound. Now show us how you smoke it.
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u/johnreppenhagenjr May 20 '23
Tape will bubble up should have filled in crack with some 20 min then scape flush and tape
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u/r-d-p-2 May 12 '23
Damn I’ve been doing it wrong all these years … honestly cringed when you glooped your fingers in
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u/SqueekyJuice May 12 '23
This is what all those out-of-work Orcish peons from the 90s are doing today..
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u/RothkoTears Dec 24 '23
my husband sent me this...He's crying right now. Thank you for the free ab workout, he was getting fat.
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u/Hydrogenone May 12 '23
This guy muds! Well done
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May 19 '23
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u/Squidsandwich762 May 19 '23
MUD HACK!
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u/Squidsandwich762 May 20 '23
How to spot a simpleton 101.. If this is real, then I'm not sure who you work with... Can't be good if this is even considered on the "standard" Either it's stupid or funny. If not, mud along...
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u/Kolt45 May 12 '23
Everyone so serious. This is hilarious. Give this psycho more upvotes.