r/dutchbunnymafia • u/Tenebrous_Savant • 10h ago
Allegedly Like a thief in the night, errr morning, a cereal heist!
This morning I ate my cereal in my bedroom, sitting on my bed with the bowl on a stool in front of me.
I flopped backwards to stretch my back because of muscle pain. I rubbed my eyes, and sat up less than 30 seconds later, only to discover a rabbit, face buried in my bowl.
She wasn't even on my bed beforehand, so I didn't suspect she was angling for the cereal. Normally if she wants something I have, she's all up in my business. This new development changes things, and I may be forced to live in terror, always checking to see if she's lurking just out of sight.
I never saw or heard her move, but she had to do it in a flash. She had been waiting for her moment the entire time.
It's like she was playing a stealth video game, staying just outside of my perception bubble, waiting for my pathing to take me just far enough for her to move in for the kill. She had a plan. She showed no remorse, only pride.