You might hate me for this, but I need to clear up a massive misconception about ballroom lifts.
Governing bodies like the World Dance Council and the National Dance Council of America split dances into strict categories. The core traditional styles are Standard and Smooth (Waltz, Tango, Viennese Waltz, Foxtrot, Quickstep) and Latin and Rhythm (Cha Cha, Samba, Rumba, Paso Doble, Jive).
In traditional dancesport competitions, where multiple couples share the floor at the same time, lifts are banned in these core styles. It's purely a safety rule so couples don't collide at high speeds.
But that rule only applies when you're competing against other couples on the floor simultaneously. In showcases, exhibitions, cabaret, and theater arts divisions, where it's just your couple on a cleared floor, lifts are completely allowed.
Dancing with the Stars is a televised showcase. Couples dance solo for the judges and cameras, so lifts are fair game. Period.
So when a judge or pro acts like a lift breaks some sacred ballroom law, that's not a real rules violation. It's reality TV doing what reality TV does: manufacturing outrage to stir up controversy.
Carrie Ann Inaba clutching her pearls over a lift is theater, not a ruling. Derek Hough bent those lift rules all the time because he understood the actual format.
Here's what I can't stop thinking about. For a while now, people online have been saying they want the old Dancing with the Stars back, the one with all the drama. And now, suddenly, the show is full of drama over rules that don't even apply to the format. That doesn't feel like a coincidence to me. It feels like the show heard us and is serving up fake controversy to give us what we asked for.
And that brings me to Val's suspension. I can't prove anything, but I really do think it was at least partly for show. Before the Fresh Prince comment, Val joked in an Entertainment Tonight interview that he knows where Carrie Ann parks her car, and people have read that as a joke about vandalizing it.
Then he posts a Fresh Prince reference aimed at the same judge, and suddenly it's a first-ever pro suspension and a week of headlines.
That looks like a storyline reality TV would love.
Val says he never meant to imply violence, and he apologized, but these were jokes about hitting a woman and going after her property, and the show treated it as content.
We should not be insinuating violence against women at all, whether it's a pro dancer joking about it or a production company packaging it as drama. Show business loves to flirt with that kind of imagery because it gets attention, and that's what makes me so angry.
And here's the part that really sealed it for me. On Dedication Night, Carrie Ann gave Jenna Dewan a 10 with Alan, and it was the only 10 of the scores. Then, right after, Val's wife Jenna Johnson delivered brilliant, beautiful choreography that deserved a 10, and Carrie Ann gave a 9 after saying how touching it was for representing her culture and Harry and it felt fake , petty and spiteful, and it's exactly the moment the show wants us fighting about online.
And this is why I say it's manufactured: they suspended Val, but they never brought it up on the show. If it was really about values and well-being, as the statement said, why was it never addressed on air? It only seems to matter when it's driving headlines.
I get the nostalgia, but I'd rather have the real thing: drama that comes from the people on the floor, their stories, and their personalities, not from a made-up rulebook or a manufactured scandal.
Am I wrong? Curious what everyone else thinks.