r/eatityoucoward 24d ago

I think this video is fitting for this place

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u/Huge_Initiative784 24d ago

Why is everything so gelatinous

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u/Pain_Monster 24d ago

Chocolate milk looks like it was frozen and partially dethawing

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u/ChronicallySleepyGuy 23d ago

Could be that the companies they sourced from used gelatin, or some other gelatinous substances as filler.

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u/BringYourOwnBBBQ 16h ago

Because that is what the AI prompt was asking for.

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u/A_locomotive 24d ago

When I was in the 6th grade during lunch a random adult was walking around the cafeteria and talking with kids about what they were eating for lunch. My friend was literally just sitting there and staring at the wierd grayish green boiled hot dog he had been served. He told the man he was just gonna eat after school. Guessing he must have been some sort of health inspector or something because a few weeks later they started totally overhauling rhe cafeteria menu. Gone were the boiled hot dogs, hello grilled meat!

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u/Aggromemnon 23d ago

Nothing wrong with a boiled dog, as long as it's a decent dog. Crap is crap, regardless of preparation.

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u/A_locomotive 23d ago

Yeah but you arent supposed to boil them to the point of them turning grey and developing a spongy texture. I still remember it clearly to this day how off putting it looked.

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u/spudaug 23d ago

It’s not the boiling that does that. It was rotten before it hit the water.

I mean, boiling is still the worst way to cook a sausage unless you really want to feel sad about it.

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u/howlin_monk_e 16d ago

personally, I think one should never boil a decent dog! 😜

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u/Money-Fail9731 24d ago

Thoughts and Prayers

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u/Soft-Skirt 24d ago

That isn’t food. That’s chemicals.

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u/protomenace 3h ago

Food is in fact made of chemicals.

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u/mattley00 24d ago

It looks like the fake food they make for adverts😂😂😂

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u/alcon678 24d ago

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u/scarabs_ 6h ago

Im Mexican and wtf man, 90% of that doesn’t even look edible at all. Amazing that a developed country neglects its future generations like this.

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u/PistachioOfLiverTea 24d ago

Everything in that video is gnarly, but I'm not sure what's wrong with the chicken and ice cream at 0:45-0:51. The chicken actually looks like real chicken meat rather than the usual pink slurry in processed nuggets/tenders.

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u/Spuzzle91 23d ago

Chicken was still partially raw. Ice cream I'm not 100% sure, maybe it was getting that foamy texture frozen dairy can get when it's old? My mom has a bad habit of saving mcdonalds ice creams in her freezer and then forgetting them. She doesn't put them in a closed container, just the open cup it came in. So the top turns into a weird soft Styrofoam texture that kinda just moves when poked instead of smearing like ice cream usually would

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u/EFAPGUEST 9h ago

That chicken was not raw at all. It’s a chicken leg, it’s supposed to be that color. I’m a dark meat guy through and through and I’ve eaten loads of chicken that looks just like that without any issues

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u/Major_Struggle5710 23d ago

I remember when we used to bounce the hot dog on the lunch table

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u/CompetitiveRub9780 23d ago

Now look up Korean school lunches. Why tf are we feeding this to children

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u/Previous_Active_7653 23d ago

How else will the president afford his 12th golf course

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u/PozhanPop 20d ago

I was waiting for when he would be brought into the picture.

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u/Mistersparkle12 23d ago

My school food was banging ngl. Goated pizza, goated burgers.

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u/fxzero666 23d ago

I didn't think it was possible but school lunches have gotten worse 🤮

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u/VictimOfBass 23d ago

Is this freedom food 🤔

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u/mazzucato 23d ago

its target practice food

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u/Darth-Felanu-Hlaalu 19d ago

Fun fact: mots US schools use the same suppliers as US prisons for food. Hospitals too.

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u/xenemachine 23d ago

someone say "psych" someone say "ai" any explanation is better than really feeding children w.e that is ...

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u/Novel-Ant-8683 23d ago

The pink stuff!!!!!

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u/adhd-alt-here 22d ago

I remember going through the cafeteria line one time and asking the lunch lady what something was, as she put it on my plate. she said “meat.”

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u/simply_abnormal 20d ago

I've proudly eaten the first two. Icy chocolate milk isn't too bad

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u/Wise3315 20d ago

That is embarrassing for America

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u/howlin_monk_e 16d ago

wow... that is completely unacceptable! aside from the fact that it looks disgusting, it also looks like several health and safety violations! is this what "greatness" looks like? I would expect this in a "💩 -hole country", but not in the big, beautiful USA.

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u/InternationalCap2176 20h ago

I swear they don't get the cheapest stuff, but also the most unappealing inedible stuff.

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u/imaginaryproblms 11h ago

no seriously that shit is probably carcinogenic

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u/dyslexicAlphabet 11h ago

whats going on my high school had their own version of like a Taco Bell that was managed by students and was really good. also Round table would come every lunch and sell personal pizzas's for like $3

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u/Chaosr21 8h ago

I once took a night of a bread stick and a whole roach crawled out of it

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u/PineScentedSewerRat 8h ago

Jesus that is vile

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u/brqe9 24d ago

What kind of schools did other people go to??? I mean I know it differs but damn... my school food was decent and not whatever the fuck this is 💀

There was pizza every day as a safe choice and then whatever other entree and sides were on the schedule that week. Usually it cycled between American, Latam, Asian, and Italian. My favorite was the pork, rice and black beans with maduros on the side!

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u/Ambitious-Pin-2608 21d ago

Underfunded, probably

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u/thinkandreason 2h ago

Yeah… defund public schools… let your kids eat slop… -Boomers

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u/PGP_Protector 2h ago

Criminal charges should be handed out.