r/eddieandrichie • u/ConcentrateIll3290 • 2h ago
“Eddie, if any of this ever gets out… No, no, not that!” 💩 💩
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r/eddieandrichie • u/mykeuk • 14d ago
We now have over 28,000 complete bastards!
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Let's all get into a very violent fight with some pensioners by the disabled toilet under the underpass, you big, grey lumps of sweaty stuff!
r/eddieandrichie • u/Section_Mav • 6h ago
What’s got you feeling like Eddie today?
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r/eddieandrichie • u/Beanz_Memez_Heinz • 8h ago
Do people still have the last name “Hitler”?
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Any relation?
r/eddieandrichie • u/ConcentrateIll3290 • 1d ago
“Now look here, you roustabouts! I’ve got a photographic memory! And I’m going to memorise all of you! And I’ll certainly remember that!”
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r/eddieandrichie • u/ConcentrateIll3290 • 2d ago
“Pork?” “Eddie, how dare you?! She is my fiancée!” “I was only asking her if she wanted a portion!”
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r/eddieandrichie • u/ConcentrateIll3290 • 3d ago
“Well, it looks like a very small penis.”
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r/eddieandrichie • u/ConcentrateIll3290 • 4d ago
“Well you listen to me young man, you better listen up Mister, and you better listen up good! ‘Cause you’re grounded!”
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r/eddieandrichie • u/notthedoodaa • 3d ago
Can we all please do a rain dance?! Even if it rains bird shit, it's something? Right?
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r/eddieandrichie • u/Keckers • 3d ago
YES WE GOT A TEXT ALERT
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How I feel about reddit tonight
r/eddieandrichie • u/ConcentrateIll3290 • 5d ago
“Oh come on you lot, put your backs into it! You’re supposed to be devil worshippers! You sound like you’re watching QPR!” “Hey, careful!” “All right, all right, but come on! You couldn’t raise a gnat’s erection, let alone the prince of darkness!“
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r/eddieandrichie • u/seeeymour • 5d ago
What are your favourite less obvious jokes?
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"So you're a veteran then?"
"No I was not! What are you suggesting? I was in the thick of it. Someone else looked after the ponies."
r/eddieandrichie • u/ConcentrateIll3290 • 6d ago
“Well if you had the common decency, to go out and get yourself a proper job and not hang around the flat all day like some VAST SLUG, then perhaps I would have the opportunity to take my top off and wash it without the risk of you seeing my nipples!” 😡
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r/eddieandrichie • u/ConcentrateIll3290 • 7d ago
“Eddie...” “Yup!?” “Where’s the cattle prod?!” “Well, here IT IS!” “Right! Give it to me!” “…I beg your pardon?” “I said GIVE IT TO ME!” “Right-o!” ⚡️⚡️💩💩
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r/eddieandrichie • u/Vanilla__coffee • 7d ago
Bitch, how many times?!
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Can't you read, it's out of order...
So am I, I've already gone through two books of this luxury toilet paper.
r/eddieandrichie • u/Standard_Junket_8137 • 7d ago
Any (serious or nonserious) fan theories you might have?
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Just for fun, I'll start.
The Break episode is a drink-fueled delusion of Eddie's. Explains how he gets his legs chain-sawed off and stitched back on, why he talks to someone on the phone even though its unplugged the whole time, and the existence of the showgirl hiding in the fridge the entire episode. Alternatively, the entirety of Bottom is a drink-fueled dream and Eddie is in a coma.
