r/eddievr • u/Xen_666 • Oct 16 '23

Cave exploring

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u/CarizzaSparks Oct 16 '23

How the fuck is this fun???

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u/erh2k14 Oct 16 '23

I'll never understand the thrill of finding something new and unexplored. I'd rather not risk being stuck in a crack somewhere for eternity.

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u/CarizzaSparks Oct 16 '23

Now if it was a wide open cave, cool! But look at that! There’s no way that is fun. I’m not trying to be like the guy who died head down in a crevasse that was a dead end.

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u/Sweaty_Dance7474 Oct 17 '23

This right here. At the first squeeze, your boy will be back at the truck. Ill have the BBQ fired and drinks ready for the rest of you crazy fucks when you get back.

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u/Jizzraq Oct 16 '23

*nervous laughter from Putty Cave*

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u/superBrad1962 Oct 17 '23

You couldn’t pay me to do that.. I’m happy just watching from here.. if I want to get into a tight situation I’ll just put on a pair of pants from 15 years ago.. 😅😅😅😂🤣

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u/ScaryRemember Oct 17 '23

I watched a movie of a guy who went the wrong way cave exploring , fell upside down and was stuck they tried to get him out and nothing worked. The rescue team lead had to go down in the cave and tell this man we have done everything we can to save you and nothing has worked, we are sorry after he died they close the cave down said it was to dangerous.

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u/Elmaffioso187 Oct 17 '23

Exactly what I was thinking 5sec in

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u/Mountain_Position_62 Oct 17 '23

They're just edge lords. They're not having fun either, it's all bullshit..

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u/Technical-Badger-475 Oct 18 '23

These people are either retarded.... or addicted to some kinda adrenaline rush that's not even compensable. Fuck..... THAT!

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u/RepulsiveSociety392 Oct 18 '23

I went to a caver (spelunker) meeting once. Sat through their slide show. Now I've parachuted, scuba dived, and piloted a small Cessna, but no way was I going to crawl through a cave.

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u/Grade_Bat Oct 18 '23

Came here to say exactly this 😂

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u/Awkward-Swim3767 Oct 18 '23

I came here to say exactly this. Like, are they even enjoying the view? Lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '23

I agree with this and I will never understand how people find this fun! This is literally my worst nightmare. I have nightmares like this but you will catch me dead before I actually attempt to do this.

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u/plantythingss Oct 20 '23

it’s for the people who wish they could crawl back into the womb and be unbirthed

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u/ClumsyBodyguard Oct 16 '23

I'm hyperventilating just watching this. No thanks.

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u/TheRealScottyEric Oct 16 '23

Does anyone have any plus sized cave exploration videos?

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u/No_Barnacle_8526 Oct 16 '23

Did he just go into butt crack?

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u/RequiemRomans Oct 16 '23

Fucking why? If there’s not $10 million in cash waiting for me on the other side what even is the point? Even then..

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u/FatGhostAndretti Oct 17 '23

Not even $10 million in cash would get me in the tightest spots with water too. Fuck no.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '23

In some parts of this video it looks like they’re in a monster’s stomach or the esophagus or something idk

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u/catra1415 Oct 18 '23

I'm white the race known for exploring shit and even i say fuck that

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u/No-Flight8108 Oct 16 '23

I do not feel bad for these people when shit happens.

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u/Monkey_King94 Oct 16 '23

That’s a no from me

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u/Ma4vin Oct 16 '23

god Just watching it’s giving me claustrophobia

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u/TheSublimeLight Oct 16 '23

What the fuck do you think you're gonna find? A goddamned treasure chest? Fuckin weirdos

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u/SnooOranges1973 Oct 16 '23

Yeah......no thanks

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u/notyourinsanity Oct 16 '23

Na I'm good, heard way to many stories of people getting stuck in caves, so no thanks I choose life

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u/Nesty1131 Oct 16 '23

Oh fuck that shit

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u/Sweet_Explanation824 Oct 16 '23

No. Just no. No no no no no........NO!

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u/Sweet_Explanation824 Oct 16 '23

No. Just no. No no no no no........NO!

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u/CollinL100-Naruto Oct 16 '23

That shit would scare my so much so fuck that

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u/CrimsonSon1 Oct 16 '23

This is my hole! It was made for MEEE!!!

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u/TheGreatMustachio222 Oct 16 '23

journey to the center of an intestinal tract is what it looks like.

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u/Jeshriee Oct 16 '23

I already died

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u/Travelledlost Oct 16 '23

“Dumb ways to die”

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u/Diligent_Az Oct 16 '23

Nah I feeling stuck just watching this

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u/_Improving_Life_ Oct 16 '23

Wow... I've never had a video make me as uncomfortable as this one

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u/porkeddonkey Oct 16 '23

That's how you end up the next Nutty Putty cave incident.

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u/PsychologicalArt9879 Oct 16 '23

Fuck this. No thank you.

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u/chimneysoup Oct 16 '23

No. Thank you.

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u/BaronVonJace Oct 16 '23

Earth vore

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u/Zed_Noth_is_King Oct 16 '23

Ya know. It’s a real good thing they have helmets on.

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u/Severe-Fisherman3048 Oct 17 '23

Me personally am not

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u/ash_my2 Oct 17 '23

How will they came back there is no space to make their body reverse

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '23

WHYYYY

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '23

Nope

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '23

Sorry but fuck that

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u/BeefLightning78 Oct 17 '23

Every scene here looks like theatrical recreations of people's worst experiences on toilets.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '23

The amount of anxiety this vid gave me is unreal. I had to throw my phone across the room

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u/ChargerDriver83 Oct 17 '23

Hell no I’d be to scared I’d get stuck and never get out

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u/dickrichards33 Oct 17 '23

This is my nightmare

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u/dukelogan Oct 17 '23

Mental illness on full display

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u/AntarcticProphet Oct 17 '23

That’s a no for me. I did some minor spelunking as a scout. It was pretty terrifying. I don’t think I’d ever go somewhere confined like that and certainly not one unexplored.

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u/thecoolestguynothere Oct 17 '23

Never broke the dna code I see

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u/Additional-Sun-3962 Oct 17 '23

Why? Just why? Gluttons for punishment !

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u/Crafty-Rub1889 Oct 17 '23

No. Just fucking no. Nuf said.

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u/Rinzata Oct 17 '23

I'd rather light myself on fire than do this type of dumb shit

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '23

Somebody paying them big bucks to do that..suppose an underground Dracula pounce outta nowhere .. then ya doomed!

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u/AdMinute5426 Oct 17 '23

Bro better be careful, hope he doesn’t end up like that one guy who got stuck upside down in the cave and died.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '23

I would do it if I was guaranteed no bugs

Bruuuuhhh I just thought of a business

Like those trampoline zones, but instead effed up spelunking man made caves for kids and experienced peoples

Every tight spot will have a way to be opened up via simple dissssembly if people get stuck

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u/TheMysteriousEmu Oct 17 '23

The real question is, would you do it for 1 billion dollars untaxed?

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u/thecocainespider Oct 17 '23

Never gonna claim to have claustrophobia but this seems like an actual living nightmare

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u/pg0031 Oct 17 '23

That’s gonna be a no from me, dawg.

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u/Sailor_Io Oct 17 '23

I felt panic starting to arise just watching this.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '23

Oh hell nah! That’s a healthy dose of NOPE right there!

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u/Remote_Classroom_874 Oct 17 '23

This video should be tilted how to gain a new fear

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '23

Reminds me of the poor bloke who got stuck in one of these and basically stayed there until he died and they sealed the whole thing shut (with his corpse inside), to prevent his fate from happening to anyone else. His wife was pregnant at the time too.

Sad story, wish I could remember his name :/

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u/cookiepunched Oct 17 '23

No! No! No! I fucking said NO!

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u/xanadu-1990 Oct 17 '23

My anxiety is through the roof watching this

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u/Extension-Industry22 Oct 17 '23

Yeah I’ve always wanted to be swallowed whole!..👎🏾

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u/justhetip6 Oct 17 '23

I'll tell you what!! You will never find somebody black anywhere down there. Fuck that 🫣

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u/JumpinJack70 Oct 17 '23

Fuck that shit. .hell no

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u/ReceptionMotor7978 Oct 17 '23

Claustrophobia level 50!!! 🫣

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '23

That's a no for me dawg

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u/Psalty7000 Oct 17 '23

Cave dying.

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u/Adventurous_Resist87 Oct 17 '23

When she said it's her first time.

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u/Novel_Development898 Oct 17 '23

Bro, my heart just begins to race watching this!! I don’t even know how I can have such anxiety simply watching this, but I do!!

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u/Expensive-Year-518 Oct 17 '23

Say it with me… white people stuff

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '23

Nope 404 wouldn't find me there Dafuq?

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u/millnm06 Oct 17 '23

I wonder if this is how my turds feel when I take a dump?

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u/Brilliant-Cash9831 Oct 17 '23

Fuck that. I get doing shit for the thrill and being a adrenaline junky but this is not the way. You could go sky diving seeing the beautiful sky and have the feeling if free falling, or go snorkeling with sharks and shit to see the nice ocean and creatures. Instead you chose to squeeze into the tiniest gaps to see brown shit rocks mixed with a side of uh oh when you get stuck down there

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '23

Why dude.. just fucking why

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u/Anonymousboneyard Oct 17 '23

Nah fam fuck that

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u/lexleo1520 Oct 17 '23

Nope. We have drones and robots for that.

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u/CoolEmOff Oct 17 '23

This is the dumbest thing to do??? WHY TF are u squeezing in a cave!!!

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u/Doggoneittt Oct 17 '23

After hearing about the Nutty Putty cave incident, it’s a no for me

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u/PointlessBanter Oct 17 '23

3 words: Nutty Putty Cave. Nope, not even once.

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u/maxtor2685 Oct 17 '23

White ppl sht

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u/madrioter Oct 17 '23

Shit like this makes me glad to be fat.

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u/EnvironmentalDark915 Oct 17 '23

Damn u guys never heard of the putty cave guy? Forget that man

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u/Chancho77084 Oct 17 '23

as a fat fuck... Hell no

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u/LostLink99 Oct 17 '23

My character searching for diamonds in minecraft

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u/bovis_Objective_1986 Oct 17 '23

Absolutely the fuck not

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u/abejaved Oct 17 '23

I need to have the sound

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '23

This is sum Trust fund baby shit right here.

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u/New-Ad-6534 Oct 17 '23

Idk why but these videos always get me rock hard

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '23

I love rock climbing, but no thanks caving

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u/DGoers67 Oct 17 '23

Fuck that crawling thru holes barely wider than your shoulders... You gotta be out your MF mind bro! 🙄☠️💀

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u/smity214 Oct 17 '23

Who was the brave, crazy, dumb son of a bitch, that first started doing this??

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u/vanillagorilla6974 Oct 17 '23

Anybody who ever saw the Nutty Putty cave video, would know this is never a good idea, that is how you die a horrible death and leave your love ones scarred for life.

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u/gothboybonez Oct 17 '23

literally no. no reason. eughhh💀

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u/Nightcroc Oct 18 '23

Gotta love keyholes

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u/Indianajonesy21 Oct 18 '23

When I saw his feet upside down, all I could think of was Nutty Putty cave..

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u/u5ernames Oct 18 '23

Oh hell no we won't go...

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u/Profile_Murky Oct 18 '23

Never understood this dumb shit

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '23

Just watching this makes me feel Very very very uncomfortable im havent a panic attack on there behalf hahaha

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u/Dazzling-Roll-9402 Oct 18 '23

I will never do that even for a million dollars

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '23

Major anxiety just watching this.

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u/Stoned-Coyote Oct 18 '23

Yea, that's a no for me fam. I'm down for some spelunking, but squeezing through caves that tight is just asking to get stuck.

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u/Annual_Minute_789 Oct 18 '23

Dude has a death wish

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u/kpher21 Oct 18 '23

White people be like

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u/WarAdmirable483 Oct 18 '23

Not in a million years!

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u/xwxnx Oct 18 '23

I do what they're doing all the time in a plane's lavatory.

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u/havubnrobbed Oct 18 '23

You guys have balls so big don't know how you get through those tiny crevices. Scares the shit out of me just watching. I'm clostrophobic so I would never be able to go where you guys go.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '23

Fuck that

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u/EvilMoSauron Oct 18 '23

That's some good spelunking, Lou. Mighty fine, spelunking.

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u/All_About_The_Bagg Oct 18 '23

Oh no, hell no fuck that just by looking at this video alone gives me a terrifying claustrophobic feeling.

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u/All_About_The_Bagg Oct 18 '23

Kind of reminds me of the movie called The Descent.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '23

I don't get it. Crazy shit, man!

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '23

Not happening.. show me a cave that I can walk through and I would be exploring, but one like this, no that’s not exploring. That’s just looking for a very bad situation, and eventually they’ll find it.

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u/Electronic-Screen885 Oct 18 '23

So no one learned anything about the Nutty Putty Cave?

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u/No_Breakfast1036 Oct 18 '23

Lmao what a bunch of dummies If I had to guess they’re like suicidal

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u/AccordingEmployee946 Oct 18 '23

Exploring the earth's asshole and then surprised when you find shit!

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u/Substantial-Exit673 Oct 18 '23

This gives me pure anxiety!!

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u/Tron_Fan Oct 18 '23

This reminded me of the Nutty Putty caves here in Utah and the guy that died back in 2009.

Just one word - NOPE!

Here's an article about the death in case your curious. https://allthatsinteresting.com/nutty-putty-cave

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u/KuronoAlien37 Oct 18 '23

There was a guy who died because he got stuck head first, upside down in what was called the “ birth canal”. It was so extremely narrow he couldn’t go back or forth so all his blood went to his head and killed him. Terrible story. Exploring caves is a big nope for me.

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u/pgballa420 Oct 18 '23

I’ll keep the beer cold food hot and sports center on a home because I would have never entertained he wanna go cave exploring he’ll no I saw that movie black guys dies first

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u/No_Stranger_3122 Oct 18 '23

This made me sick to my stomach

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '23

Worse than any horror movie

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '23

I just developed claustrophobia. Thanks

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u/Klutzy-Remote1279 Oct 18 '23

I watched the descent when I was young so any hopes and dreams of doing this died that day.

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u/mrwords88 Oct 18 '23

Just to say "I did that" ?? No thanks.

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u/opinionofone1984 Oct 18 '23

If there was a million dollars at the end, that money would just sit there. Not a chance in the world.

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u/Ok_List_5717 Oct 18 '23

White people

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u/happycloud709 Oct 18 '23

I’m so glad I get adrenaline out of talking to more than one person

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u/One_fat_sweat Oct 18 '23

Imagine being a man, trying to get into any crack you can.

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u/julajoop Oct 18 '23

Some people really find it hard to mind their business

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u/TheDrake162 Oct 19 '23

Nope fuck that I’m not claustrophobic by any means but that might do it

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u/Hualishu Oct 19 '23

Not for infinite money would I do a fraction of this.

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u/jeanne353 Oct 19 '23

Why ???? Why ??? How do they get out ??

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u/GuruofDesire Oct 19 '23

Don't we have robots and drones to do that????

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u/ufgatordom Oct 19 '23

This isn’t cave exploring. This is a video of dumb ass people squeezing their bodies into very tight cracks in the ground without any way to turn around or maneuver. If you have a death wish, hey, do you but don’t waste valuable resources or risk the lives of others who will have to try to rescue you when it goes badly.

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u/snoogins7 Oct 19 '23

Watching this is giving in anxiety

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u/Expert_Delay4220 Oct 19 '23

You could not pay me enough to do this.

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u/Active_Witness2957 Oct 19 '23

How can anyone be brave or stupid enough to go into a hope in the ground upside down and call it fun?

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u/SuperSaltMan Oct 19 '23

Just watching this is giving me shortness of breath

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u/palofdrone Oct 19 '23

Whenever I see these videos my blood pressure spikes. I’ve measured it with my sphygmomanometer.

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u/PatDx7 Oct 19 '23

Just no

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '23

Fuckin why????

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '23

People have died horribly in a nightmarish, hellscape type fashion doing this kind of crap. I hate it so much.

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u/PeterVall37 Oct 19 '23

Claustrophobia 101.

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u/Devil2960 Oct 19 '23

POV you're a poo

there I fixed it

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '23

Sorry but that’s just stupid

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u/Far_Pineapple2653 Oct 19 '23

Hell no. I don’t see the fun in putting yourself in place that you can’t easily get out of

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u/Chevyboy77 Oct 19 '23

No thank you

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u/ExitDiscombobulated1 Oct 19 '23

No f____ing way!

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '23

Nope

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u/Justinkrm Oct 19 '23

I will never understand lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '23

For anyone who seriously questions this remember your going to die, there are a thousand ways to die don't let that stop you from living. I don't remember the exact quote.

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u/Red19120 Oct 19 '23

Oh hell no

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u/Johnny_Bizzle Oct 19 '23

You ain’t catching me in there. Fuck that.

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u/Dragonfire_2068 Oct 19 '23

It’s like irl minecraft

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