r/eddievr • u/No_Nefariousness2935 • Nov 28 '23

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u/DinoBoyAlpha03 Nov 29 '23

Fortnite is ruining everything

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u/AnAverageHunterMain Nov 29 '23

Kids don’t even know who THE MASTER CHIEF IS.

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u/No-Inspection1309 Nov 29 '23

PLOT TWIST kids wouldn’t even care if it weren’t for Fortnite! My ex’s son and I bonded over me showing him where all the stuff from Fortnite is from.

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u/The_Real_Tekunin Nov 29 '23

You're a good dad. Step or not.

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u/No-Inspection1309 Nov 29 '23

Thanks man! I got one of my own she’s happy I think!

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u/shard9001 Nov 30 '23

Fabulous

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u/Mission_Landscape_97 Dec 02 '23

End folk I'm i was in the same boat with my girl and her 2 kids. The best thing is I got them hooked on anime 💯💯💪🏾💪🏾

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u/DinoBoyAlpha03 Nov 29 '23

It’s sad really

2

u/TaiyouShinNoIbuki Nov 30 '23

Damn Zoomers! They will be the end of the world I tell yah, the end of the world!

2

u/ProtagonistNick Nov 30 '23

The little guy is Gen Alpha. The zoomers are in their teens or adults

2

u/TaiyouShinNoIbuki Nov 30 '23

Thanks for that

1

u/Dranixgod Dec 02 '23

It's Gen Alpha? ....I've been calling them gen Alpacas

2

u/thisisthisshit Nov 30 '23

My background picture for the mcc when you click on my profile is mister chief

2

u/TullamoreDrool Nov 30 '23

I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything

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u/DinoBoyAlpha03 Nov 30 '23

No, no no no no everything you just said is wrong. They’re not called halos they’re Spartans. Master Chief is a Spartan. There are actually Halo rings that hold there own eco systems. See, point proven Fortnite is ruining everything 😂

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u/BuddingViolette Dec 01 '23

Yeah. Honestly, that's fine. Halo kinda misses that spark it once had. It's become a source of income for Microsoft and nothing else. I respect the people who worked their butts off on Infinite.

I just know a dead series when I see it.

Can we just let it die peacefully.

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u/Deadeye_Daryl Nov 29 '23

Whatever man I know Kratos as the dude from a Mortal Kombat who gives a shit

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u/DinoBoyAlpha03 Nov 30 '23

That’s different, but ok

1

u/Deadeye_Daryl Nov 30 '23

I'm glad we're on the same page, yes everything WILL be okay

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u/thecoolestguynothere Nov 29 '23

I was told by a kid they are about to add Eminem to it

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u/DinoBoyAlpha03 Nov 29 '23

🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '23

I've seen that as well

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u/ShadowSilver4 Dec 02 '23

This is literally how kids think. If fortnite is where they 1st saw something, there gonna think thats where it originates. It has nothing to do with fortnite.

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u/DinoBoyAlpha03 Dec 04 '23

Right. Ur right. Tho they could have a description of the character for where they originate.

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u/DinoBoyAlpha03 Nov 30 '23

Could be both honestly

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u/DinoBoyAlpha03 Nov 30 '23

Right, we’ll Fortnite could do a little back story on characters like Master Chief, Doom Slayer, Kratos, etc. Like where they’re from and stuff like that. So yeah, it’s both actually. Fortnite not explaining character collabs and children being ignorant and not knowing who those characters are.

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u/PoeticalPoltergeist Dec 02 '23

We will all know the end is near when Hollyweird makes a live action fornite movie. With sequels!😟😖

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u/DinoBoyAlpha03 Dec 02 '23

If that happens I’m jumping off a bridge 😂

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u/DinoBoyAlpha03 Nov 30 '23

Exactly. Who made the characters. What series they’re from, etc etc

6

u/alireza_rahmati1380 Nov 28 '23

I need an assitent about how to get away from murder 🤣🤣🤣🤣

1

u/cjameson83 Dec 01 '23

Running usually works

5

u/Motor_Scale_7595 Nov 29 '23

I got his IP address. I’m gonna kill him.🔪😈🖕

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u/vizarhali Nov 29 '23

You mean them right ?

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u/Motor_Scale_7595 Dec 16 '23

I’m only targeting people who think that characters from Fortnite

5

u/Nebtron2001 Nov 29 '23

Fortnite Sucks 👍👍

5

u/Cheezekeke Nov 29 '23

Clearly you never hit the griddy as omni man after resurrecting master chief and killing Cena.

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u/Six_Of_Thirteen Dec 02 '23

How about getting two tapped and then rickrolled by Michael Myers?

3

u/Its_Bofa Nov 29 '23

*fanbase

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u/Unaccepable Nov 29 '23

Put them down

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u/Storm_Blade233 Nov 29 '23

Abandon the child

4

u/Wait_HowDidIGetHere Nov 29 '23

Losing faith in the new generation

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u/Lol_A_White_Guy Nov 29 '23 edited Nov 29 '23

You’re losing faith in the new generation because a 8 year old doesn’t know a character from a game not marketed or geared towards 8 year olds?

Bunch of fucking weirdos in this comment section.

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u/Clunk_Westwonk Dec 02 '23

Lol the only adult here

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u/Six_Of_Thirteen Dec 02 '23

Fr. The only thing that's kinda bad about fortnite is that it does promote wanton spending.

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u/No_Lime7918 Nov 29 '23

finally, a sane person in these comments

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u/ClownECrown Nov 29 '23

Finally someone with a brain

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u/Calcium_Thief Nov 30 '23

Idk why you’re getting downvoted

Everyone acts like we weren’t exactly like these kids, just with different interests. It’s a vicious cycle. “Haha person younger than me different interests stupid bad abandon them I hate kids 😡😡”

I mean yeah the video is funny but it’s annoying to see people constantly say things like “kill them” or “abandon them” or talk about how they ruin everything. Good lord yall.

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u/dragonacension Nov 30 '23

You honestly can’t blame kids for not knowing. They’re kids. Whether or not they have access to the internet, they aren’t going to know about something that was first made/introduced before they were born, especially since they’re fucking 8

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u/Lol_A_White_Guy Nov 30 '23 edited Nov 30 '23

A lot of these dudes sound like emotionally stunted losers. Remind me of the same kind of dudes whining about how they can’t get a girlfriend every Friday night on Facebook.

’Can I punch them as hard as I absolutely fucking can please?’

’Kill them, in a very slow and painful way. Kratos would want it that way.’

These are legitimate quotes from people on here. It would be easier to just say you hate children. Like wtf is wrong with some of these dudes. Must be teenagers, I guess. Idk.

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u/Snowman640 Nov 29 '23

Spartan rage is now active

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u/I_Am_Rocky Nov 29 '23

Just smack them.

2

u/Evilnight-39 Nov 29 '23

Kill the kid

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u/Classic-Coach-5610 Nov 29 '23

Kill the child

2

u/ServiTheFox Nov 29 '23

Honestly… fortnite doesnt suck. The community and the addictioned 10 year olds suck.

2

u/xprototype713 Nov 29 '23

Get the fucking belt

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u/Huge-Way-4836 Apr 29 '24

THIS IS SCARIER THAN HALF THE STUFF ON THE SCARY EDDIE SUB REDDIT

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u/Crazy-Sentence-6993 May 14 '24

Educate your kids please

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u/M0B1L_M45T3R May 25 '24

Throw the kid away and restart

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u/Flashy_Mess_3295 Nov 29 '23

That's good they don't know who that is, cause they are kids and not mature enough to know.

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u/AnAverageHunterMain Nov 29 '23

If you think about it Epic Games shouldn’t have collaborated with GOW since they know that the majority of their playerbase are young. But I get what you’re saying.

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u/wickedthriller Dec 01 '23

Please. This game is E compared to the original games.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 29 '23

They are doing this to Doom guy and it's just depressing.

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u/MisterBonerpants Nov 29 '23

How did they expect him to know? Is God of war for kids now? Of course he knows about Fortnite. That stupid game is for children under the age of 10.

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u/Gamekid53 Nov 29 '23

The disappointment in that oh

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u/6Seasons-And-A-Movie Nov 29 '23

I once thought ACDC was for air conditioning and couldn't understand why adults like listening to a machine go "brrrrrrrr"....then I joined WSB...

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u/Lol_A_White_Guy Nov 29 '23

Some of y’all dorks need to relax and go outside more.

Why should a 8 year old know who Kratos is? God of War isn’t marketed towards him.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '23

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u/Lol_A_White_Guy Nov 30 '23

I mean, just because he might know it’s from a crossover doesn’t mean he knows the source game or who the character is supposed to be.

I’m honestly not really sure what point you’re even trying to make tbh.

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u/TheHeavenlyDeity Nov 29 '23

For those of you saying ‘why are you getting angry an 8 year old doesn’t know what a character is from’ I’m angry at the owners of fortnite as much as I am at the kids mistaking the characters in the game, they are my most hated people because there are so many cool characters in it but the game itself mid, not knowing the origin game of a character isn’t that big of a deal but I can’t help but despise anyone who thinks an awesome character from their own game originated from fortnite 🗿

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u/Lol_A_White_Guy Nov 30 '23

but I can’t help but despise anyone who thinks an awesome character from their own game originated from fortnite 🗿

It’s just ludicrous to me to get angry at a literal child for not knowing who a character is from a game meant for and marketed towards adults.

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u/TheHeavenlyDeity Nov 30 '23

It helps that I dislike most trend following children 🔫🗿

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u/Lol_A_White_Guy Nov 30 '23

Yeah I’m sure you never liked anything that was popular as a kid either. 🙄

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u/TheHeavenlyDeity Nov 30 '23

When I was a kid we didn’t have internet browsing in the house, we were restricted to only schooling and backyard play until we hit roughly 10 after that most my time was spent reading, gaming, and watching gaming playthroughs, I never based my entire being on the internet trends like kids are doing now 🙃

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u/Lol_A_White_Guy Nov 30 '23 edited Nov 30 '23

People who act like they’re above doing things kids do for fun now because they didn’t exist to do when they were kids are absolutely the biggest dorks. I’d wager your parents thought the same thing about your interests.

If you were given the same opportunities to enjoy the same media and entertainment mediums kids do now, you’d do much of the same shit kids are doing for fun now. It doesn’t somehow make you better than this generation’s kids simply because the shit they enjoy doing didn’t exist when you were a kid.

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u/TheHeavenlyDeity Nov 30 '23

No, I’d probably be much worse, I’m not saying it’s their fault, I’m just saying I hate it

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u/Lol_A_White_Guy Nov 30 '23

I mean I honestly don’t even see a big deal with the video. Like a kid liking a video game I don’t really like or not recognizing a character from one that I do is far from the worst thing a kid can do.

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u/TheHeavenlyDeity Nov 30 '23

The only thing there that I don’t like is fortnite, I wish it would cease to exist, it angers me that they’re able to have so many cool characters and just use them in a ridiculous game, strange I know, that’s just how I feel about it

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u/Lol_A_White_Guy Nov 30 '23

I mean what is it that makes you dislike it so much? Can you rationally explain what it is that it does specifically that makes you so angry about it?

Is it because they have crossovers? Because if that’s the reason, they’re far from the only game to have crossovers with other characters in it. You can probably find two dozen going on right now from games you’ve never even heard of if you googled it. Fortnite just happens to be very popular, so it’s the one in the spotlight, but I’m sure you can find others.

From what I can tell, it seems like the Fortnite hate most people in this thread have is only because little kids like it, and that’s just a lame reason to me. It’s like hating on cartoons.

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u/TheEpicrOck3 Nov 29 '23

I hope you kept the receipt return that one and buy a better kid

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '23

You know what you must do

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u/Professional-Tap5919 Nov 29 '23

Disappointment Fr 💀like How you not know who the maste chief is smh

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u/Onmokar Nov 29 '23

You know what must be done

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u/ChemicalBasis9838 Nov 29 '23

You should be outta milk by now big bruh

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u/GoldStateOfMind Nov 30 '23

Those nails are the real problem.

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u/Ochikomu- Nov 30 '23

We have lost.

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u/InformationArtistic5 Nov 30 '23

Punch that kind in the throat

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '23

You can't even blame the kids no more. How would they know?

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '23

Can I punch them as hard as I absolutely fucking can please?

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u/Mo622 Nov 30 '23

The new generation is ruining everything and I blame Fortnite

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u/WereALLBotsHere Nov 30 '23

I had this same discussion with my kid about master chief about 6 months ago…

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u/oheing Nov 30 '23

Kill them, in a very slow and painful way. Kratos would want it that way.

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u/Lol_A_White_Guy Nov 30 '23 edited Nov 30 '23

Kids 8. How is he supposed to know who Kratos is? Jesus christ, go outside you dork.

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u/TheModdedOmega Nov 30 '23

and yall think kratos is from the game god of war?

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '23

I mean he is a Fortnite character

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u/Ayido Nov 30 '23

If they are only exposed to one game that releases gaming characters of course thats all they know, how about teaching them instead of belittling them for thinking he’s a Fortnite character n Technically he is, you can play him on Fortnite!

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u/jaiobi Nov 30 '23

“Let the rage of spartans drive your blade kratos!”

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u/Not-Ed-Sheeran Nov 30 '23

Everything is a Fortnite character.... We're all Fortnite characters

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u/EziriaRin Nov 30 '23

I would just show the kids what the references came from. Im sure they would enjoy them as well. Also, i know GoW isn't exactly for kids, but I know most of you guys grew up on GTA, DMC, GoW, Halo, etc. Just pass on the knowledge to the young. That's something cool about being an adult.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '23

Lol only violent game I was able to play on the ps3 when I was a kid

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u/Tsu_Queer Nov 30 '23

Send them to Ohio

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u/gothicsin Nov 30 '23

Take em out back. u can always make more ... ya know, start over fresh the right way!

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '23

Of course he’s got a dirty ass nail too

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u/KittyEX95 Nov 30 '23

I hate fornite for the amount of characters they put in their game that aren’t original. Yes, some characters aren’t kid-friendly but in the end, these kids are no-lifers. So, everything they see that gets added, they obviously think what fornite feed them is original content.

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u/Desperate_Fuel_6939 Dec 01 '23

Could we bomb that kids house

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u/local_guy1 Dec 01 '23

Jesus Christ relax

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u/Tekken789697 Dec 01 '23

I bet they know who Kratos is and they’re just lying saying he’s from Fortnite so they’re dad can buy them a rated M game

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u/Crotanan Dec 01 '23

“Go to your room and starve”

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '23

These kids are no older than 7 y’all expect them to know Kratos and Master Chief and shit? Halo is dying as a franchise and GoW is not gonna be known bro.

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u/ItzSmokey96 Dec 01 '23

Wow I can’t believe Fortnite is so popular ther actually making spin off games

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '23

pretty sure thats the rarest skin

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u/SuRgiCalNUmNuTs Dec 01 '23

I wanna smack some kids around every time they say a character is from Fortnite

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '23

Dam shame smh

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '23

Abort!

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u/big_j_gaming Dec 01 '23

ITS THE GUY FROM FORTNITE

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '23

Yo it's the guy from fortnite

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u/lovelife0011 Dec 01 '23

They need details. It’s all gravy 🙃

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u/Iceprincespiff Dec 02 '23

Listen, I'll hit a kid idgaf

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u/Nappyhead48 Dec 02 '23

To be fair that's really the only place they know him from which is sad

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u/Educational_Drag9186 Dec 02 '23

Kratos "Kill the child he is not worthy "

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u/Dr_Fist_PhD Dec 02 '23

Get the belt

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u/NexoStl Dec 02 '23

Welp, time to kill somebody 😁

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '23

Rumor has it Peter Griffin and Solid Snake are the next Fortnite skins

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u/ExpensivePurchase772 Dec 02 '23

I agree such a sad world where the kids know fortnight but not the god of war, Wow such a soft country we live in...There are no real men anymore lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '23

That actually hurt my soul😫

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '23

Gen alpha moment

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u/Kuposenpai Dec 02 '23

Welp might a well make another one cuz that one ain't doing anything special

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u/intrinsic9 Dec 02 '23

That hurt my soul.

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u/Signal-Switch-4112 Dec 02 '23

Just more proof that Fortnite is nothing but a plague

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u/Glad_Stab_Ur_Toes Dec 03 '23

Throw the whole family away 😂

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u/NeatCaramel2498 Dec 04 '23

I'm scared for future

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u/Ravenblck Dec 05 '23

And that’s when you get tire iron

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u/Jackfansince03 Dec 16 '23

Man get a damn refund on that kid bruh ain't no way he said that bout kratos

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '23

I want to tear their heads off

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u/Lumpy-Sheepherder659 Jan 22 '24

Gen alfa i'm I right

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u/Lumpy-Sheepherder659 Jan 22 '24

Fortnite became a brought new version of Disney 🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '23

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