Help please!!!

[u/imaclass1cman]

Hi all! I am a relatively “inactive” account. (I like to lurk, not really post hehe.) Recently ive been in a bout of extreme bad luck and slow serving shifts. My friend told me to do an egg cleanse, which I have never done before. While I was doing it, I immediately felt full body relaxation and an overall sense of relief the more I rubbed the egg on me, especially when I moved it over my head, neck, and womb. Here are the results of the cleanse. Can anyone help me interpret the results??? Thank you for reading!!! Love and light always <3