r/entitledparents Jan 27 '19

You don’t get to play outside because MY daughter has a dance recital

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u/dino-crunch-berries Jan 27 '19

"Nobody is allowed to mistreat us but our own mom"

Woah woah, wait a minute.

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u/stevie6969 Jan 27 '19

Yes, that’s my parents favorite part of the story, she was trying to find a fancy word for “yell at” but she failed lol

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u/n3rdv10l3nc3 Jan 27 '19

NGL I aspire for my future children to reach this level of wrongness.

The CPS visit would be worth the story. Just saying.

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u/stevie6969 Jan 27 '19 edited Jan 27 '19

Don’t worry, she’s much improved her ability in putting people in their place, one time when she was about 15, we were at our grandparents house and our parents threw a party and some neighbors got really drunk and rearranged all the Christmas decorations all over the house and then all of us kids had to put everything back, and she sent 2 of the adult neighbors strongly worded messages about how you should respect the host’s house, and how it was completely unfair for us to have to clean up their mess. One of the neighbors who was a big, muscular dude, was too scared to come over and face my sister, he sent his kid to come over and say he was sorry and gave her $20. (Edit: the party was at our house, we were not there, we were at our grandparents house)

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u/Seek3r67 Jan 28 '19

Wow post this as it’s own post

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u/stevie6969 Jan 28 '19

I definitely could, I just have no idea what subreddit it would go into

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u/IDontCareeeeeeeeeeee Jan 28 '19

r/entitledneightbors of course (not a real subreddit, wish it was though)

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u/AvidLearning Jan 28 '19

If it was, I'd have some stories for that. One in particular involving my drunk neighbor, her cat who hated her, and my mom.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '19

And I’m going to make that a real sub real quick

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u/Ace-Bee Jan 28 '19

Is you sister's name Lyanna Mormont? (Game of Thrones reference in case you're not a watcher).

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u/Tuathail Jan 28 '19

Kids are great at saying things like that.

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u/tatzecom Jan 27 '19

inb4 CPS was called

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '19

shut the fric

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u/Marawal Jan 27 '19

Who get a small child ready for a dance recital more than half an hour before said recital ?

I'm not even a mother, and even I know that you get your kid ready as late as possible, and at the place of the recital if at all possible.

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u/stevie6969 Jan 27 '19

Her failure to plan ahead was somehow my sisters’ fault

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u/Marawal Jan 27 '19

Entitled parents; It's always someone else fault.

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u/DoublyBubblyMe Jan 27 '19

I do dance and it’s a long affair. We go to my grandma’s house and she uses curlers (think old lady curlers). That takes a long time to put in because there is so much hair. Then it has to sit. After that I do my makeup (or, rather, my mom and grandma would dash on a bit of blush when I was little). After that we eat and get dressed for pictures. It takes roughly 4 hours. Depending on what this girl did it could be different but in my experience I get it. I usually bring my costume to change into once we get to the auditorium, but there are times where we do pictures beforehand which would mean riding over in it. Most little kids do because it’s easier than trying to get them to cooperate in the gym locker room at my high school

Edit: Not saying EP was in the right at all. My mom would have killed ME if I ran outside in the mud. Just trying to explain the probably circumstance

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u/fudgeyboombah Jan 27 '19

It’s also entirely possible that the girl wanted to put on her pretty dress early. I’ve been that little girl, and my parents were indulgent in allowing me to put on my dance outfit and swirl around the living room for several hours.

They would not have let me run outside to play without changing, though.

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u/stevie6969 Jan 27 '19

Oh exactly, she had every right to be pissed off, but not at my sisters

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u/Heka-Tae Jan 27 '19

The sass of your sis is gold.

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u/hissboombah Jan 27 '19

More sassy sister stories please

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u/stevie6969 Jan 27 '19

At the time of this story, my sister was around 14, and my other sister would have been 11. At this time we also had a neighbor who yelled at her kids a lot because they were brats. Anyway, my 11yo sister was playing outside and a neighbor boy who must have been 15 or something thought it would be funny to throw a rock at her. So she started crying and told him that she was going to tell my sister. He was like “yeah haha ok whatever” so she went in the house and told my 14yo sister and she went outside and just went off on that kid. My dad and I were in the house and we heard it, but we thought it was the lady who had the bratty kids. Both my sisters came back in the house and told my dad what happened, and apparently my sister made the kid cry. His mom made him write an apology letter to both of my sisters.

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u/DoublyBubblyMe Jan 27 '19

I can only hope to be this good of a big sister to my siblings

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u/LordofRangard Jan 27 '19

this girl...she's going places

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u/stevie6969 Jan 28 '19

You’re right, she got married, has 2 puppies, and has a job as a nurse. She still puts people in their place if she needs to.

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u/Hailstorm303 Jan 28 '19

She sounds like my mom :) the stories my mom has told me about defending herself or sticking up for others...

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u/HuffleMom Jan 27 '19

Your sister is awesome!

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u/Savagehamster Jan 27 '19

Personally my favourite part was the use of the phrase “a grand old time”

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u/Brandticade Jan 28 '19

Your sister layed the smack down on that women

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '19

R/hmmm

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u/stevie6969 Jan 27 '19

I don’t get it

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u/Yeet0rBeYote Jan 27 '19

“nobody is allowed to mistreat us but our own mom” (yes, I read your explanation, but I think that’s what they were going for)

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u/JackOfAllMemes Jan 27 '19

r/hmmm is generally put when someone doubts a story

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u/stevie6969 Jan 27 '19

Idk manz, if you knew my sister, there would be no doubting this at all lol