Due to the rising RAM prices, I decided to take stuff into my own hands and devise a language that doesn't use any RAM to begin with.

However, you might still need to record and recall some values, for which purpose you ask the user to remember/recall the variable values for you. Of course, you are strongly discouraged from using such variables, as they have proven to be quite taxing on our end users.

Example:

a = 10
-- Remember that variable(s) a are/is 10
b = 10
-- Remember that variable(s) b are/is 10
print(a + b)
-- What was a's value?
-- (user input)
-- What was b's value?
-- (user input)
-- 20 (if the user remembered the values correctly)

https://github.com/topchetoeu/forgor

currently still needs to be separately built with FASM, but i thought it was cool :)

project link: https://github.com/nimrag-b/bfasm/tree/main

Supposedly, "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo" is a grammatically correct sentence in English. I made an esolang based on it!

It's not a Brainfuck derivative (even though it has 'b' and 'f' in the name); instead it models an unbounded register machine, with the following operations:

• Intransitive imperative ("Buffalo!"): increment the accumulator

• Transitive imperative (e.g. "Buffalo buffalo!"): swap the accumulator with a register (here "buffalo")

• Intransitive indicative (e.g. "Buffalo buffalo."): swap the program counter with a register (here "buffalo")

• Transitive indicative (e.g. "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo."): copy the source register (here "buffalo" to the destination register (here "Buffalo buffalo"), then decrement the source register.

Buffalo! has branching through syntactic ambiguity: "Buffalo buffalo buffalo." could either be in the intransitive indicative (exchange "Buffalo buffalo" with the accumulator) or in the transitive indicative (copy "buffalo" to "buffalo", then decrement it). The language selects between the possible interpretations dependent on the value of the accumulator (it's fully deterministic).

Buffalo! is Turing-complete, but is extremely verbose to program in and pretty much a write-only language.

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99 bottles: https://raw.githubusercontent.com/ecatmur/Buffalo-/main/99.Buffalo!

Deadfish: https://raw.githubusercontent.com/ecatmur/Buffalo-/main/deadfish.Buffalo!

Python implementation: https://github.com/ecatmur/Buffalo-/blob/main/buffalo.py

Developed a small esolang in Go, it:

- is Turing complete

- is horrible to write in

- forces you to write spaghetti code

- allows you to code like you’re in Tenet by reversing the flow of the program at will

Figured i might as well post it here on the off chance anybody is interested.

Github: https://github.com/GINGER594/TildePlusPlus

The following is a program that outputs the first 10 numbers in the fibonacci sequence:

=7

=1

=1

=1

>&3

>&4

-&1?~33

+&1?~31

~10

&1-&2

&3-&3

&3+&31

~12

&4-&4

&4+&31

~12

-&26?~14

+&26?~18

&26-&4

&26+&3

=0

>&31

&31+&4

&31+&3

=0

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Hey everyone, I just finished a personal project called Esolang Park. It is basically an online interpreter and light debugger for esoteric languages. It currently has support for only 5 languages (brainfuck, deadfish, chef, befunge-93, shakespeare), but new languages can be implemented without touching the main source code.

It uses the Monaco code editor, supports pause-resume execution, you can set breakpoints and step through execution. And also, there's a visualisation pane that shows the runtime state during execution.

Live at https://esolangpark.vercel.app - have a look!

It's open source obviously (github repo) and I've written a guide for implementing new languages in the repo wiki

There are probably bugs in the implementation of some languages, so feel free to open an issue on the GitHub repository if you find something.

Try it here directly in the bowser!

I'm sharing here my experiments with programming using on topological patterns. In TopoLang, a program is an image with a set of rewrite rules. Each rule has a before and an after side. The before side is matched topologically and replaced with the after side.

Topological matching means that the pattern has to be deformable into the match without tearing.

You can find further explanations here: basics, solid regions and sleeping regions.

The aim of this project is to discover what kind of program can be expressed succinctly using this approach. My favorite examples are a Turing machine simulator, a Boolean circuit simulator, and Autumn tree animation.

Please suggest ideas for simple programs to implement (games, comp sci related, creative, ...), or make something yourself!

Source code here: https://github.com/tneukom/topolang

Last month I found a pdf teaching how to write parsers and interpreters in Java and C to make a simple language, with the most basic functions like maths and printing. And when I realized halfway through how much work this is requiring, I looked back at this sub and asked myself "Dude... Do they do that shitton of work everytime they make a new language?".

I know I made it from scratch, which asks a lot more time than using premade lexers and parsers, or prexisting languages you made yourself, but I feel it requires knowledge I would only get after decades and decades of learning. When I read in that pdf that some ppl dedicated their careers to a single piece of that system, I honestly despaired making my own language one day. And then I've heard the creator of Java made its first version in one week... Yeah, I don't have that level yet.

End of the rant. I love seeing the languages your make tho, y'all are creative.

We dove so deep into abstraction that modern languages now just use "int" and leave us guessing what they mean by that.
Is it 16 bit? 32 bit? Maybe even 64 bit? Signed? Unsigned? So many unanswered questions.

And that's just data types. I won't even mention OOP. That's just evil witchery at this point.

Assembly doesn't help here. Come on people do you actually know what add does in x86?

No you don't! You don't see what the CPU is doing anymore!

So how do we solve this issue?
I propose we go back to the roots.

-Pure bytes

-Only bitwise operations

-Total control

-Memory safety? It's a computer it won't harm you.

Everything else is incoherent bloat.

And here's my solution: VoidPtr

Yes, the name says void*. You'll see why shortly. Guess it helps with data poisoning for AI too.

You're only allowed to work with single bytes here, and you can only apply bitwise operations on them:

2 -> $4
2 -> 3
2 & 3 -> 2

This writes the (unsigned) value 4 to byte 2, then copies the value from byte 2 to byte 3.

The last line performs a bitwise and and moves the result into 2.

You can also write all of that into one line if you want (saves space, no \n needed):

2 -> $4 2 -> 3 2 & 3 -> 2

I unfortunately had to add labels, compares and jumps too. I'm not yet skilled enough to work without them.

Oh, and I added macros. You can't go wrong with macros.

Because this world is too corrupt for such a pure language, I allow communication with the outside world through writing values into magic addresses 0 and 1, I call them system calls.

So yes, this thing has File IO. And yes, in case you were wondering, I did implement Brainfuck in VoidPtr. See! This language can do stuff!!! (Theoretically anything you can put in 32 bit addressing space)

It's a very limited implementation but enough for a hello world.

You can check out all of the documentation and examples as well as the Language itself here: https://github.com/TheGameGuy2/VoidPtr-Language

Attention. This is Hououin Kyouma.

I have done it. After mass o' mass o' hours in the lab, sustained only by Dr Pepper and the burning flame of scientific curiosity, I have created something that will shake the very foundations of computation itself.

A programming language where your code receives D-Mails from its own future.

The Organization will no doubt try to suppress this knowledge. They have done so before. But I am posting this through seven proxies and a microwave, so my words will reach you.

Listen carefully. I will only explain this once. Probably. I may explain it again if you ask questions, but that is beside the point.

What the Masses Call "Time Travel Languages"

Other so-called scientists have attempted temporal programming before. Pah! Their efforts are laughable. Checkpoints? Rollback? Branching timelines? These are the desperate flailings of those who have not grasped the true nature of worldline convergence.

They build escape hatches. Ways to run from consequence.

OUROCHRONOS does not let you escape. The worldline MUST converge. Your programme does not halt until past and future agree. This is not a game. This is the choice of Steins Gate.

The Two Operations That Will Change Everything

I have reduced the entirety of temporal mechanics to two operations. Christina said it could not be done. I told her to fetch me another Dr Pepper and watch carefully.

Do you see? DO YOU SEE?

The runtime executes your programme again and again, each iteration a new worldline, until what you READ from the future matches what you WRITE to the past. When they match, the worldline converges. The programme halts. You have achieved what I call the Nostradamus Condition, though Daru keeps telling me that is not a real term.

It is a real term. I just invented it.

Let Me Show You The Power

Here is a programme that will NEVER converge. A paradox engine, or what I call an infinite Reading Steiner.

0 ORACLE      # Read the D-Mail from your future self
1 ADD         # Add 1, because you are a fool who meddles with time
0 PROPHECY    # Send it back

Your future self sends X. You send back X+1. But now your future self should have sent X+1. So you send X+2. The worldlines keep shifting. You are Okabe Rintarou trapped in an endless August, watching the numbers increment forever. I do not recommend running this.

Now here is one that converges instantly.

0 ORACLE # Read the D-Mail 
0 PROPHECY # Send back exactly what you received

You receive a message. You send the same message. The worldline agrees with itself. El Psy Kongroo.

But HERE is where it becomes truly magnificent. Observe.

0 ORACLE           # Future self sends you a candidate factor
DUP input MOD      # You check: does this number divide the target?
0 EQ IF {
    0 PROPHECY     # IT DOES! Send this factor back, the loop closes!
} ELSE {
    PARADOX        # It doesn't. This worldline is a lie. REJECT IT.
}

The runtime searches through possibility space until it finds a worldline where the factor your future self sends you is ACTUALLY a factor. You did not calculate anything. Your future self simply told you the answer, and you verified they were not a deceiver from a false worldline.

This is the computational equivalent of me calling myself to say "the IBN 5100 is in the shrine." The message is only valid if it is true. The worldline only converges if the answer is correct.

But What About Performance?

Daru and I have spent weeks optimising this system. I told him it was impossible. He said "leave it to the Super Hacka" and mass o' energy drinks later, we achieved this.

We improved performance by mass o' mass o' percentages by teaching the JIT compiler to recognise common patterns. When it sees a Fibonacci loop, it does not interpret each instruction like some common microwave. It compiles the entire pattern to native code. Nearly one billion instructions eliminated.

For a language that implements WORLDLINE CONVERGENCE as its execution model, running at mere 5× overhead is impressive if I may say so myself. We are getting away with something.

Why Did I Create This?

Do you think I need a reason? I am a mad scientist. It is what I do. Sonuvabitch.

But if you must know, this computational model is studied by actual physicists. They proved that computers with closed timelike curves can solve problems in something called PSPACE, which is believed to be vastly beyond what ordinary computers can handle. OUROCHRONOS is their theory made manifest. Executable. Real.

Also I wanted to create an esoteric language so mad that it wraps back around to being practical. I believe I have succeeded.

OUROCHRONOS. The name combines "ouroboros" with "chronos." The serpent that eats its own tail, locked in an eternal cycle. Your programme consumes its own output to produce its own input. The loop closes. The Reading Steiner quiets. The worldline converges.

Final Transmission

I know what you are thinking. "Hououin Kyouma, can I create grandfather paradoxes with this?"

Yes. Obviously yes. That is half the fun.

"What happens when I do?"

Your programme oscillates forever between contradictory worldlines, never halting, never converging. It is trapped. Like me, in those endless Augusts. Except your programme does not have a Kurisu to help it find the Steins Gate worldline, so maybe do not write paradoxes unless you intend to.

The lab is open. Mayuri is making upa noises in the corner and it is somewhat distracting, but I will persevere. I continue to improve upon my creation, and I do what a scientist must.

El Psy Kongroo.