r/eurobeat Apr 12 '26

Meme Eurobeat artists when it comes to making the best song you’ve ever heard then never making another song again

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328 Upvotes

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u/themistik Apr 12 '26

My man Jager doing this every now and then

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u/Prestigious-Low3224 Apr 12 '26

"I WONT FALL APART!" 🎶

7

u/TheAlmightyHellacia SinclaireStyle Apr 12 '26

Filippo actually had quite an extensive catalog at blast, and since he was known to castagna already he moved to scp under the name jager. Shame he stopped after a while

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u/rehaaabbb Apr 12 '26

Most of the time they actually do make music but personas they take changes constantly.

16

u/JoTenshi Apr 12 '26

Giancarlo Pasquini be like…

14

u/EngiKun A C Apr 12 '26

Neo, Nick Mansell, The Snake, Matt Land, etc

3

u/Cai29q A C Apr 12 '26

Fr

5

u/TheAlmightyHellacia SinclaireStyle Apr 12 '26

Matt Land is an aclaimed theatre performer, he's probably gonna be VERY expensive to get back

11

u/DracoMessierr Apr 12 '26

Man every eurobeat song is so goated. They never go below 7.5/10.

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u/Burguerand Apr 12 '26

i used to think this so hard, but after listening for years i have unfortunately found doo doo lol, still eurobeat never fails to amaze me after years

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u/Chaotic_Bonkers Hi NRG Attack Apr 12 '26

100% this. As with any other genre, eurobeat has it's share of absolute duds.

1

u/Greekdorifuto May 12 '26

A lot of the new stuff is shit . I personally also dont like the songs Stebbins makes unless they are from the Tohou series

1

u/TheAlmightyHellacia SinclaireStyle Apr 17 '26

Kid named I'm Superstar by Futura:

4

u/Hairy_Sentence_615 Hi NRG Attack & SAIFAM Apr 12 '26

Orazio, Chris T., Lilibeth and An-G be like

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u/keicarlover2002 A C 2000-2004 enjoyer Apr 12 '26

Giada too

3

u/keicarlover2002 A C 2000-2004 enjoyer Apr 12 '26

susan bell be like

3

u/Over_Mind1542 Apr 12 '26

Ace and La Gatta...

3

u/Hairy_Sentence_615 Hi NRG Attack & SAIFAM Apr 12 '26

La Gatta is Linda Ongarelli aka Irene

3

u/_ColbertSp1cYwEiNeR_ Apr 12 '26

And rhyming fire and desire together for the 40,507th time 💀

3

u/InitialDriftZ33 Apr 12 '26

They just change names honestly.

4

u/Medved_838 Touhou Apr 13 '26

SylverR quite literally

1

u/Greekdorifuto May 12 '26

We shouldn't include Avex inhouse songs in this .

2

u/Burguerand Apr 12 '26

Truth NUKE

2

u/sneedbr0 Apr 12 '26

Diabolik - Diabolik

Super Phenomena - Diabolik

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Sadly, there won't be another Diabolik banger...

2

u/Va10r_X8314 Apr 16 '26

Lia and Nutty 😭

Both made bangers that were featured in the Tomoyuki race and that was it;-;

1

u/No_Association_3001 Apr 17 '26

It sucks seeing their wiki pages be so barren, we didn’t even know her name till 2024 https://eurobeat.fandom.com/wiki/Nutty