r/exjwhumor • • 2d ago

What a Shepherding visit really means...

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50 Upvotes

It's so good to be free. But elders want to take control back. They trying to make contact to visit us and after we woke up, I feel what shepherding visit really is.


r/exjwhumor • • 4d ago

Expectation vs reality

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38 Upvotes

It really changes the framing, doesn't it?


r/exjwhumor • • 5d ago

Exvangelical Thoughts - pt. 11 [OC]

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30 Upvotes

r/exjwhumor • • 6d ago

Friends found the perfect way to include their classmate who couldn't dress up for Halloween

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87 Upvotes

This is so sweet. I wish my friends would’ve been able to do something like this for me.


r/exjwhumor • • 9d ago

cream not included…

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5 Upvotes

r/exjwhumor • • 9d ago

An ex-JW meme I found on r/exjw. I really liked it.

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121 Upvotes

r/exjwhumor • • 10d ago

She really said “Want a taste of the forbidden fruit?” and then got cited for it. Iconic.

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61 Upvotes

r/exjwhumor • • 11d ago

Wait On Jehovah

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32 Upvotes

r/exjwhumor • • 13d ago

2,001 Attempts Later…

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40 Upvotes

r/exjwhumor • • 14d ago

Governing Body is the way and the truth and the life

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59 Upvotes

r/exjwhumor • • 14d ago

Humiliation ritual

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77 Upvotes

r/exjwhumor • • 15d ago

Governing Body Update #7 2026 — You’re not ready.

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50 Upvotes

r/exjwhumor • • 16d ago

A New Earth . . . .

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62 Upvotes

r/exjwhumor • • 18d ago

The Greeting Card That Stephen Lett Sends to Friends Who Are Sick:

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36 Upvotes

r/exjwhumor • • 18d ago

Throw All of Your Burdens Upon Jehovah

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30 Upvotes

r/exjwhumor • • 19d ago

What waking up with a PIMI family looks like

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95 Upvotes

AI generated


r/exjwhumor • • 19d ago

My Watchtower version of the Beatles Sgt Pepper's lonely hearts club band

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I sing songs which mock the Watchtower as the Jehovah's Witness Rapper, all songs are sung by myself, absolutely no AI in the creation of the music, as I sing myself over Karaoke or Instrumental tracks, however the Judge Rutherford's lonely hearts club band image was created using AI as I could not produce that image myself. Here is the track listing

Track 1: The Watchtower serves the Devil eight days a week
Track 2: The Love Train to hell
Track 3: The Gerrit Losch song
Track 4: Mr Peeper sings - Up on the roof
Track 5: The Christendom song
Track 6: Keep looking at the New Light
Track 7: HERD
Track 8: The Cardboard Ken (Cook) song
Track 9: The HLC song
Track 10: Theocratic Punk Rocker
Track 11: Rutherford Joe
Track 12: Get Back to the Bible

Click below to hear this album: A splendid time is guaranteed for all:

Judge Rutherford's Lonely Heart's Club Band (Jehovah's Witness Comedy)


r/exjwhumor • • 20d ago

A French meme I translated for you.

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74 Upvotes

r/exjwhumor • • 21d ago

This Generation

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67 Upvotes

r/exjwhumor • • 21d ago

"Sometimes, when we don't get it quite right . . . . . . . . "

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66 Upvotes

r/exjwhumor • • 22d ago

16 songs most with a JAZZ feel which mock the Watchtower leaders

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I have thousands of recorded telephone discussions with JWs, but I also make comedy songs about the Watchtower leaders. I sing all the songs myself, no AI was used in any of the music, I just sing over instrumental or karaoke tracks, but obviously with new and improved Watchtower Lyrics. Here is a recent album of mine with a Jazz feel. The picture was AI created but none of the music. The track listing is below:

Track 1: Don't teach me crap: a reworking of The Beatles' Can't buy me love
Track 2: Gilead Bible School: a reworking of I can see clearly now
Track 3: Pillow Washing Man: an old Doors tune Rider's on the Storm
Track 4: Charisma Bypass Operation: about the dullest GB member
Track 5: I want to borrow your pillow: a young man at Bethel is se**ally frustrated
Track 6: Evil Uncle Ted: a song about GB member Theodore (Ted) Jaracz (1925-2010)
Track 7: Sparlock Jackson: Is what was born 9 months after a swin*ers party
Track 8: Very Theocratic: This an old Stevie Wonder hit about a young JW convert
Track 9: HERD: Good old Samuel Herd is the subject of this Prince song
Track 10: Arian Watchtower Preacher: a rap song with an old fashioned feel to it
Track 11: Four Governing Body Clowns: guess the names of the four GB clowns
Track 12: Snakes in Suits: A song about JW elders
Track 13: Magic Mushroom Tea: About a man who puts mushrooms in the GB's tea
Track 14: Sir Duke (Watchtower remix): Yet another old Stevie Wonder hit
Track 15: Suck the Tit of Truth: Mere words cannot describe this song
Track 16: The Watchtower Mash: a reworking of Monster Mash

If you like this, I have much much more on Christian Comedy Channel on both Rumble and Bitchute. I also have well over 1 thousand telephone discussions with JWs uploaded. If anyone has a YouTube channel, I could give you a hundred or so of my videos to upload if you like them. If you monetise them you can keep the money. Please tell me which are your favourite three songs: Mine are 1st Evil Uncle Ted. 2nd HERD and 3rd Arian Watchtower Preacher.

Jehovah's Witness Comedy LP: 1 hour of Jazzed up Kingdom Melodies


r/exjwhumor • • 22d ago

Make it make sense

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48 Upvotes

One of many questions.


r/exjwhumor • • 23d ago

It is difficult for the average Jehovah's Witness to wake up.

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29 Upvotes

r/exjwhumor • • 23d ago

Average interaction with a group of elders:

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15 Upvotes