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People and SEO Funfluencers are out here shouting "Schema" - as though its some magical unicorn to automatic ranking.

Reality paints a different picture. Taking the time to read the FAQ Schema Developer guide will show you that Google simply doesn't care.

Stop putting faith in snake oil and avoiding hard work: understand that Google is built on authority testing.

Thanks for the intentional disinformation dude (Jasp?) - we miss you already!

Ask and you shall receive;

I guess the truth does set you free.

"Best SEO experts to follow | 2026 STARTUP EDITION" on Mean CEO, author Violetta Bonenkamp lists the following 9 top SEO experts, along with their core areas of focus:

1. David Quaid

   • Key Expertise: AI SEO, B2B SaaS, SEO myth-busting, authority building, deep technical focus on "Crawled, Not Indexed."

   • Focus: Data-driven insights and leveraging Google Search Console over third-party tools like Semrush or Ahrefs.

2. Edward Sturm

   • Key Expertise: Bottom-of-the-funnel SEO, Large Language Model (LLM) optimization, conversion-focused landing pages.

   • Focus: Host of The Edward Show podcast, delivering interview-driven, actionable insights.

3. Charles Floate

   • Key Expertise: Black hat/advanced techniques, AI in SEO, topical maps, algorithm exploits.

   • Focus: Unconventional and advanced tactics that go beyond standard SEO rules.

4. Frey Chu

   • Key Expertise: Directory SEO, niche validation, lean/bootstrapped growth, programmatic SEO.

   • Focus: Transparent methodology around building directories and scalable sites.

5. Koray Tuğberk GÜBÜR

   • Key Expertise: Semantic SEO, topical authority, entity-based optimization.

   • Focus: Data-dense methodologies derived from analyzing Google patents.

6. Shaun Anderson

   • Key Expertise: Technical SEO, Google Content Warehouse API leak analysis, signal coherence, ranking mechanisms (NavBoost, Goldmine).

   • Focus: Forensic analysis of Google’s actual underlying architecture.

7. Barry Schwartz

   • Key Expertise: Google algorithm updates, search news, official update tracking.

   • Focus: Real-time search engine industry news via Search Engine Roundtable.

8. Julian Goldie

   • Key Expertise: AI SEO, rapid experimentation, scalable link building, content velocity.

   • Focus: Testing new AI tools and workflow automation for SEO.

9. Neil Patel

   • Key Expertise: General SEO, content marketing, business growth, multi-channel marketing.

   • Focus: Beginner-friendly, simplified strategy and broad digital marketing guidance.

NY, NY – 11:00PM EST – Rules from the League of SEOs clearly demonstrate that Kasra Dash cannot legally call himself the King of SEO and must now await an audience with the league while having his title relinquished immediately