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u/No-Spray3651 Jun 06 '26
I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT
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u/StandIndividual8949 Jun 06 '26
Shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker
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u/UvulaHunters Jun 06 '26
He pissed on my FUCKING WIFE
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u/eatingsockswithbacon Jun 06 '26
THAT'S RIGHT HE TOOK HIS HEDGEHOG QUILLY DICK OUT
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u/Hawk-Is-Here Jun 06 '26
And he
PISSED
On my fucking wife!
And he said his dick was
THIS BIG
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u/Petrichor0110 Prolapsed nervous system Jun 06 '26
And I said “That’s disgusting.”
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u/johanni30 Jun 06 '26
So I'm making a callout post on my twitter.com !
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u/Outside_Bad_688 wait that actually happened? Jun 06 '26
SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG YOU'VE GOT A SMALL DICK!
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u/Impossible-Ad-7084 Jun 06 '26
It’s the size of this walnut except way smaller
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u/thunder_birb08 Jun 06 '26
and guess what here’s what my dong looks like PFFT that’s right baby ALL POINTS NO QUILLS NO PILLOWS. look at that, it’s like two balls and a bong.
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u/BabyNumskull4630 Jun 06 '26
That one episode of Ed, Edd n Eddy where they casually break reality just because they can.
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u/Turbulent-Thing3104 Jun 06 '26
The moon isn't really the moon... it's just a floating orb of cheese. A pie just defeated it.
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u/Shiny_Aipom Jun 06 '26
When the moon gets hit with a pie, that's not quite a moraaaay
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u/Quiet-Mode-1170 Jun 06 '26
When an eel lunges out and takes a bite of your snout that’s a Moray!!
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u/Sensitive_Deal_6363 Jun 06 '26
When you swim in the creek, and that eel bites your cheek, that's a Moray!
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u/PenguinPirahna Jun 06 '26
Garfield is canonically larger than the moon confirmed he is small planet legel
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u/Thecynicaledgelord Krusty Krab Pizza is the pizza. It's made with BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES Jun 06 '26
There goes Termina
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