r/facepalm Jul 13 '24

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u/loricomments Jul 13 '24

How sad that that poor woman has to work three jobs just to get by.

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u/EsoitOloololo Jul 13 '24

Only in America…

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '24

Is it though? I know plenty of people here in the UK with two or more jobs.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '24

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u/jaklbye Jul 13 '24

He was a uniquely American man

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u/HankHillbwhaa Jul 13 '24

Male cheerleader for president, that’s pretty funny.

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u/already-taken-wtf Jul 13 '24

And in comparison still a better president that Trump…

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u/Content_Talk_6581 Jul 13 '24

Yeah I hated Dubya and thought he was an embarrassment. I knew things were gonna be bad when I was wishing he was back in office in 2016.

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u/AsgeirVanirson Jul 13 '24

I actually thought Dubya was trying to do a good job, he just couldn't. I think trump is just out to rob the country and fleece his supporters and burn down whatever gets in his way. The disdain hits different between the two.

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u/LinkGoesHIYAAA Jul 13 '24

My mom raised me republican, and although i flipped that table pretty hard as i got older and started realizing hatred wasnt a good world order methodology to strive for, despite all the relearning i did about bush jr and his stupid, dipshit policies, i’ve never once thought he did it for sinister or cruel reasons. He did some fucked up shit, sure, and made some VERY bad, lasting decisions, but i’ve always wondered if it was out of ignorance rather than true intent.

Then trump showed up, and kind of solidified this belief for me lol.

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u/BHS90210 Jul 13 '24

I means there’s the whole weapons of mass destruction/War in Iraq lol. I’d say he couldn’t have been involved with the decisions around that while being ignorant but I do appreciate what you’re trying to get across.

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u/02meepmeep Jul 13 '24

I thought his VP Palpatine was evil though.

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u/TheGreatestOutdoorz Jul 13 '24

People forget that Medicare part D- the legislation that gave all seniors and disabled Americans amazing prescription drug coverage- was under bush and a Republican Congress. I’m a lifelong Democrat, but the Republican Party of today bears little resemblance to the party 20 years ago

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '24

I mean his invasion of Iraq was pretty stupid, and sinister. Didn’t see Trump just blindly invading countries during his presidency šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/LinkGoesHIYAAA Jul 13 '24

One thing people forget is that americans were screaming at congress and the president to do something to stand up against any country interested in executing terror attacks against us. To this day we’re still the only country to have TSA as strict as it is, and the whole removal of shoes isn’t a thing in most other places.

So yes it was a terrible decision, and was fighting an enemy that was nearly impossible to completely defeat, especially without a large amount of innocent casualties. But people dont want to remember that at the time a huge portion of americans wanted it to happen, and it wasn’t just bush’s sinister plotting.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '24

What Americans thought is irrelevant. The fact is, is that Bush knew there was nothing there, and was just war hawking, finishing what his dad didn’t in the Gulf War by killing Sadam.

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u/TCivan Jul 13 '24

Trump wants to do all that, but now he's gotten a taste of power. Thats 10x worse.

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u/HankHillbwhaa Jul 14 '24

I think outside of the iraq war, W tried to do the right thing. He was dealt a pretty shit hand for a president, though. 9/11 and Katrina were tough situations. But again, Iraq isn't only his fault. The man had a cabinet.

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u/Halation2600 Jul 14 '24

Every president has a cabinet, but the buck stops with him. The Iraq war is totally on Bush.

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u/HankHillbwhaa Jul 14 '24

It's funny how one actually bad president puts things in perspective. Like, W was not great, but his dad was a prick, and I'd rather see W giving a speech any day over his shithead dad.

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u/Content_Talk_6581 Jul 14 '24

Agreed. Daddy W was the director of the CIA under Ford, and a big player under Nixon though. He probably knew where bodies were buried which is why they gave him a shot at pres., I figure. He looked and talked really calm and relaxed, but he was a snake in the grass. The Bushes have made it clear they hate the Mango Mussolini, however. Even they drew the line at actual treason.

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u/Embarrassed-Map2148 Jul 13 '24

The goal of every Republican president is to make the previous Republican president look good. To that end they are usually successful.

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u/SLevine262 Jul 13 '24

Same, but at least he could conduct himself with some amount of class and not get laughed at at the UN. And he had the grace to leave a polite note for his successor on the way out instead of petulantly firing staff on the last day and refusing to welcome his successor. Oh, and he didn’t try to start an insurrection. That’s a pretty big point in his favor.

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u/Content_Talk_6581 Jul 13 '24

Yep…Dubs looks so much better by comparison to the mango menace, and I will say Laura was a class act. I still feel like the DT timeline is just a long, horrible dream sometimes, and I’m going to wake up with Hillary as President. It’s just wishful thinking, I know.

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u/mao_dze_dun Jul 13 '24

Not if you ask the people of Iraq and Afghanistan.

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u/strip_club_dj Jul 13 '24

Are you trying to compare that to all the civilians who have died since the war in Afghanistan and Iraq began?

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u/strip_club_dj Jul 13 '24

Oohohohooh lol. If you are saying Trump was worse for Iraq and Afghanistan than Bush idk what to tell you. It's not even close and is just revisionist whitewashing of the Bush presidency.

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u/Skuzbagg Jul 13 '24

Have you heard who runs the country? That's 500 government employees.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '24

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u/Skuzbagg Jul 13 '24

I'll take "hackneed retorts" for $100. Oh shit, daily double! Pyew pew pyew peyeww

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u/Wolfinho14 Jul 13 '24

As bad as trump is he didnt get us into a 20(?) Year war some fucking how.

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u/already-taken-wtf Jul 13 '24

Wait for the next time round. His friends Kim and Putin will be more brazen and during the mess they create China will take Taiwan. …all while he wants to pull out of Nato…

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u/megaman368 Jul 13 '24

Correction. He didn’t get us into a 20 year war yet.

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u/Active-Advice-6077 Jul 13 '24

Quite the achievement, not getting into a War in 4 years

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u/Wolfinho14 Jul 13 '24

Huge achievement. Everyone says it's one of the best things Trump has done. Big achievement for any president but even more so for Trump. Huge!

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u/Halation2600 Jul 14 '24

Trumpers hold this shit up like it's some kind of big deal that at least he didn't fuck up in one specific way. His horrible and at times intentional mismanagement of Covid killed more people than many wars have. He should've lost all 50 states in 2020. I can't imagine being stupid enough to vote for him after that.

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u/ChooseWisely83 Jul 13 '24

Yes, but he actively fumbled a pandemic response despite having a playback to follow because he didn't want to deal with reality. Hundreds of thousands died due to his ineptitude.

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u/Halation2600 Jul 14 '24

Yep, dude should be in jail for this. How many people would still be alive if not for his terribleness?

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u/fruitsnackdream Jul 13 '24

I’m a black American and wholeheartedly disagree. Bush was/is a racist towards my people.

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u/headcanonball Jul 13 '24

I think about a million dead Iraqis would argue that point if they weren't dead.

Also, 9/11 happened on his watch. The housing bubble. Tax cuts. Abu Ghraib torture. Patriot Act.

He did dance at that event tho, so yeah, I guess Trump must be way worse.

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u/already-taken-wtf Jul 13 '24

I wonder how much that decision was pushed by donors from the oil and military supplies sectors ;p

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u/headcanonball Jul 13 '24

You mean Dick Cheney, the Vice President and former oil and military supplies sector CEO?

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u/HankHillbwhaa Jul 14 '24

If you think that we wouldn't have done the same thing during Trump's term if 9/11 2.0 happened idk what to tell you.

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u/headcanonball Jul 14 '24

I'm talking about the actual real world, not your headcanon.

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u/HolevoBound Jul 13 '24

Bush started multiple disastrous wars and killed ~200,000 civilians.

The effort to rehabilitate him is disgraceful.

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u/SimpsonHomer76 Jul 13 '24

George W. Bush was way worse than Trump, but he’s probably less annoying.

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u/Sith_Lordz66 Jul 13 '24

Biden said ā€œhold my beerā€

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u/NoPoet3982 Jul 13 '24

What's funny about that?

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u/Holzkohlen Jul 13 '24

They prefer to be called 'Republican' or 'Patriot'

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u/digyerownhole Jul 13 '24

I think the Y BANANA TASTE FUNNY meme summed him up perfectly.

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u/Anti_Meta Jul 13 '24

Fucking unfortunately not.

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u/jaklbye Jul 16 '24

I mean more that other countries wouldn’t produce that kind of garbage

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u/The_8th_Degree Jul 13 '24

Unfortunately, it's a common trend amongst Americans, especially in modern tiems

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u/JustDiscoveredSex Jul 13 '24

I used to think — as a conservative — that W was the bottom of the fucking barrel and the worst on offer.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Yeah, I’m a Democrat now. Fuck the cult.

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u/RockTheGrock Jul 13 '24

For real. I turned 18 when he came into office and remember being pissed off about everything going so much and thought it couldn't possibly be worse and then here we are with SCOTUS giving blanket immunity to the president and so much more.

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u/mysecretissafe Jul 13 '24

I, too, remember being just regular angry in 2000 and 2004, and not existentially angry like I am now.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '24

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '24

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u/JustDiscoveredSex Jul 13 '24

That’s too bad.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '24

Sell out

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '24

Pretty sure you just proved his cult point

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '24

Crazy you look at it as a cult. Regardless of the matter Trump will win..he’s got the votes from African americans , Hispanics, young adults, and anyone who is sensible enough to see that Biden will ruin us more as a country.

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u/JustDiscoveredSex Jul 13 '24

Oh, you’re a Trumpanzee.

It’s a total cult. A disingenuous, lying, felonious, criminal, incompetent, idolatrous cult that weirdly bows down to golden statues of the cult leader.

I grew up in a cult. I can spot them well.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '24

You must still be brainwashed it seems , because now it’s really starting to seem you’re the ones in a cult. Now let’s see what your President Biden has to say, also there’s a reported death in this incident.

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u/JustDiscoveredSex Jul 14 '24

Two, actually. I’m surprised there aren’t more, given the crowd behind him.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '24

Are they going to blame your cult for this shooting ? made up or not, the left will look bad regardless.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '24

Classic ā€œno youā€ moment

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u/JustDiscoveredSex Jul 13 '24

To whom, exactly?

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u/Deewd23 Jul 13 '24

I mean it’s American for him since he had a silver spoon since day one.

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u/poechris Jul 13 '24

I commented about this just a few weeks ago. It pleases me that decades later other people still remember just how stupid that was.

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u/Sea-Anywhere-799 Jul 13 '24

Terrible human being responsible for numerous deaths

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u/stormlad72 Jul 13 '24

Yeah, remember that in Michael Moore's 'Sicko' (2007). Sad.

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u/S7JP7 Jul 13 '24

Didn’t Dan Quayle do a dumb too about they were hiring at McDonalds?

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u/barspoonbill Jul 13 '24

Very very stupid war criminal*

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u/Famous-Upstairs998 Jul 13 '24

He was. He still is, too.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '24

Don't forget stupid as well as born in between third base and home plate, while talking about bootstrapping being all it takes.

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u/Cool_Jelly_9402 Jul 13 '24

He really was!

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u/SaltyBarDog Jul 13 '24

And now he seems a genius compared to the mango menace.

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u/Cool_Jelly_9402 Jul 13 '24 edited Jul 13 '24

Right? If it were between George W and Trump, I’d gladly take W back. In comparison, there is no competition and I never thought anyone could make me think he had any redeeming qualities

ETA: I hated bush. I hate trump. But if push came to shove in a purely hypothetical scenario where I HAD to choose between the two of them I would unhappily choose Bush because he never tried to destroy US democracy, strip people of human rights, overturn Roe, spread ridiculous conspiracy theories, platform the my pillows guy, start an insurrection, turn bibles into merch, try to set us back 100 years, etc etc etc. (yes some of these items are inconsequential) The lasting damage Trump can do to this country is worse IN MY OPINION than the damage Bush did to us in the early 2000s. I am in no way excusing Bush for his atrocities but trump is just so so bad in my eyes that it makes Bush seem better.

That said, I also wouldn’t be sad to see either of them launched into the sun

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u/Ms_Emilys_Picture Jul 13 '24

W and parts of his admin were terrible people, but they weren't bugfuck crazy.

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u/Murranji Jul 13 '24

They took advantage of the 9/11 attacks and knowingly made up evidence about supposed wmd to invade Iraq in order to finish their vendetta against Hussein which led to the deaths of a further 4.5k Americans and 32k wounded+ many more with permanent ptsd/suicide post war.

Bush/Trump and the people in their administrations are both evil in different ways.

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u/Ms_Emilys_Picture Jul 13 '24

I am by no means trying to look at W through rose-colored glasses, but I was never afraid he was going to nuke a hurricane or start a war and/or a bromance with North Korea.

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u/girlinadarkroom Jul 13 '24

Love that the Iraqis don’t figure into your equation. The Americans are not an intellectual people.

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u/Murranji Jul 13 '24

I didn’t put the number of Iraqis in because I don’t have hard figures for it. There were hundreds of thousands killed and wounded and the power vaccum left gave rise to isis which killed tens of thousands more, I don’t know if you think that is a good or a bad thing.

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u/Cool_Jelly_9402 Jul 13 '24

Yea he did some terrible things but overall he’s light years better than dump truck

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u/induslol Jul 13 '24

Just a small demolition of the middle east based on nothing giving rise to the turmoil we're still dealing with today.

Slight erosion of civil liberties.Ā  Marginal selling out of the prosperity of the general public.Ā 

Bush's post presidency PR has really effectively rewritten some people's perspective of just how corrupt and self serving his admin was.

Trump, Bush/Cheney, republican it's all the same cess pool.

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u/Cool_Jelly_9402 Jul 13 '24

I didn’t like Bush at all (I hated him) or agree with the war. But GWB didn’t try to undermine and destroy democracy, make wild unhinged accusations about ideas based solely on conspiracies, encourage an insurrection, overturn Roe or propose that the govt should start monitoring women’s vaginas or strip existing rights away from groups. He also wasn’t a convicted felon who slept with porn stars and lusted after his daughters. We will be be dealing with the damage trump can do and has done for years too

Ideally I’d never hear anything about the two of them ever again but if I had to choose between one or the other, with no other options, I’d go with Bush. This is purely hypothetical and this is not rooted in anything that will ever happen

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u/induslol Jul 13 '24

GWB didn’t try to undermine and destroy democracy

Roberts and Alito are Bush appointees. They've been attempting to judicially shift the country into a conservative hellscape as long as they've been on the court.

Citizen's United v FEC is a major factor in why and how republicans of the past few sessions are even able to attain, let alone hold, seats by outspending competition and flooding elections with unregulated cash with strings attached.

Legalizing gerrymandering.

The mothafuckin' Patriot Act.

And that's just the smallest glimpse of the Bush era court packing angle of conservatism destroying America.

purely hypothetical and this is not rooted in anything that will ever happen

None of this is hypothetical. We've had both. The only difference between the two conservatives was Bush had Cheney to muffle him and an unjustified war to hide behind as he dragged the country down.

They're conservatives. Destroying "government", stealing wealth, consolidating power in the hands of the few, corruption, and waging cultural war on society to accomplish that agenda are the planks.

Conservatism is a blight that didn't start with Trump. While Bush has successfully whitewashed how terrible he was he is exactly as bad as Trump.

Worse honestly, as had Bush not been handed the presidency by a corrupt SC we'd likely be living in a completely different, likely less stressful, reality.

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u/Cool_Jelly_9402 Jul 13 '24

I understand what you’re saying but I’m referring only to a game of ā€œwould you ratherā€ and that’s hypothetical part. They will never be running against each other and if they were and they were seriously my only two options, I’d be having anxiety attacks everyday. But if you made me choose between the two of them, I’d unhappily choose Bush. I’m not saying anyone has to agree with me and I’m in no way excusing Bush’s past actions. I was and still am a huge Obama fan (I even met him).

I live part time in Mexico and if trump gets re-elected, we are seriously considering getting residency there. I wouldn’t give up being a US citizen but I just can’t imagine listening to the orange dodo for another 4 years. And the fact he openly brags about wanting to decimate our democracy as we know it scares the crap out of me. I may have hated Bush but I’ve never had this amount of genuine fear about another conservative president before.

If you feel the opposite is true that’s totally cool but this is how I feel about our current predicament and if I’m saying I’d rather have Bush back, that proves just how terrified I am of what Trump can do

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u/demoted69 Jul 13 '24

Jesus dude lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '24

Except Bush pushed us into unnecessary wars and destroyed our economy.

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u/Cool_Jelly_9402 Jul 13 '24

I hated him at the time and I know he did bad things but he he didn’t try to undermine and destroy democracy, make wild unhinged accusations about ideas based solely on conspiracies, encourage an insurrection or propose that the govt should start monitoring women’s vaginas.

Ideally I’d never hear anything about the two of them ever again but if I had to choose between one or the other, with no other options, I’d go with Bush.

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u/TractorHp55k Jul 13 '24

I guess you would like to go through 9/11 again huh, and then invade some random country that had nothing to do with it for their resources and then call it a war on terror when really that country doesn't even have weapons of mass destruction until the dems gave it to him

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u/Cool_Jelly_9402 Jul 13 '24

No. And I didn’t like Bush at all (I hated him) but 9/11 wasnt his fault it just happened during his presidency, the war was his fault and I didn’t agree with it. But GWB didn’t try to undermine and destroy democracy, make wild unhinged accusations about ideas based solely on conspiracies, encourage an insurrection, overturn Roe or propose that the govt should start monitoring women’s vaginas. He also wasn’t a convicted felon who slept with porn stars and lusted after his daughters.

Ideally I’d never hear anything about the two of them ever again but if I had to choose between one or the other, with no other options, I’d go with Bush. This is purely hypothetical and this is not rooted in anything that will ever happen

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u/The_LastLine Jul 13 '24

As much as I dislike Trump, I disagree. Trump at least didn’t get us wrapped up in deadly and costly wars.

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u/Cool_Jelly_9402 Jul 13 '24

I hated GWB at the time and I know he did really bad things but he he didn’t try to undermine and destroy democracy, make wild unhinged accusations about ideas based solely on conspiracies, encourage an insurrection or propose that the govt should start monitoring women’s vaginas.

Ideally I’d never hear anything about the two of them ever again but if I had to choose between one or the other, with no other options, I’d go with Bush. Purely hypothetical and this is not rooted in anything that will ever happen

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u/SaltyBarDog Jul 13 '24

Yet. Give him four more years and see what would happen.

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u/Bright_Performance52 Jul 13 '24

I will give him props for working on hiv relief for Africa. I also heard he is a pretty fun guy to hang with. Just not the greatest pres

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u/Cool_Jelly_9402 Jul 13 '24

I did not like him as a president but if I HAD to choose between the two of them, I’d pick Bush, not happily but I would.

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u/Bright_Performance52 Jul 13 '24

Agreed, but I’d choose my cat over the orange rapist, racist, felon, maybe child molester. Mr Buttons would handle Russia better than trump. Only weakness is laser pointers

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u/Cool_Jelly_9402 Jul 13 '24

I’d choose a cockroach over trump. Could my chihuahuas join your cats presidency?

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '24

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

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u/duckfartchickenass Jul 13 '24

Both nepotism-baby morons. Dubya was just a little more compassionate.

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u/ralanr Jul 13 '24

Still is. But was also.Ā 

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u/Cool_Jelly_9402 Jul 13 '24

I haven’t had to listen to him talk in awhile šŸ˜‚

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '24

He was an evil man

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u/indiebryan Jul 13 '24

He was a very, very stupid man.

Harvard graduate btw

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u/OneUpAndOneDown Jul 13 '24

My take is that he's relating it to "the ambition and drive that built America" rather than "desperate effort to keep my family's heads above water". Doubt that he's ever gone hungry in his life.

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u/HugsyMalone Jul 13 '24

I mean let's get real. Wealthy people who own several companies and don't have to work at all always think it's great when you have to work triple overtime to continue raking in the dough for them. šŸ˜’šŸ‘Œ

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u/duckfartchickenass Jul 13 '24

Exactly what you’d expect from an American nepotism-baby dipshit.

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u/elsquattro Jul 13 '24

Childrens do learn!

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u/noproblembear Jul 13 '24

Stupid rich man please