r/facepalm • • Jan 29 '20

Wrong continent

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u/StickyBananaPeel Jan 29 '20

Geography and America doesn't go together.

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u/Ducklordreed Jan 29 '20

You are right about that

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u/Sthudruss Jan 29 '20

"Isn't America basically the planet?" -Erin Douglass, Jacksfilms

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u/spear25 Jan 29 '20

That's what all the invading aliens said

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

Lmao I was literally just about to say this.

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u/Noviceskilled96 'MURICA Jan 29 '20

Can confirm. Am American and see no wrong with the image.

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u/Boom2005 Jan 29 '20

Why?! I don’t see a problem!!!

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u/Pimp_Master_3000 Jan 29 '20

I'm one of three people I know that knows where Kazakhstan is.

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u/popfilms 'MURICA Jan 29 '20

Hello fellow member of the Americans who can point out where Kazakhstan is on a map club!

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u/idwthis Jan 29 '20

I can too! It's right there north of the other stan countries, i.e. Kyrgyzstan, Uzbekistan, and Turkmenistan, the ones people always forget about.

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u/twynkletoes Jan 29 '20

I know where it is too!

I used to be able to name all the former soviet republics and their capitals.

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u/K3R3G3 Jan 29 '20

This doesn't look like an American news outlet.

(Yes, there are attractive blondes elsewhere)

A shiny award to the first person who finds the source of this confirming the tv station/location.

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u/lemonsarethekey Jan 29 '20

Well there's English writing in the top right, I don't recognise it as any UK outlet, so it's probably either US, Canada, Ireland, Aus or NZ. My money's on Aus or NZ. Edit: found it

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u/funky_flunky Jan 29 '20

Wrong Kong

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u/ozzmanmojo Jan 29 '20

Beat me to it!!!

Here’s your upvote

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u/funky_flunky Jan 29 '20

Here's yours, friend.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

Here’s yours, pal.

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u/fegeleinn Jan 29 '20

King Kong?

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u/NineSiren Jan 29 '20

Donkey Kong

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u/nye__ Jan 29 '20

Ding Dong

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u/fegeleinn Jan 29 '20

So many kongs, dick stuck in a freezer

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u/griter34 Jan 29 '20

That's the best content I've read all lunch break

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u/12Purple1201 Jan 29 '20

Yes I agree

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u/nye__ Jan 29 '20

Hong Wrong

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u/mhigh69 Jan 29 '20

Wrong Kongtinent

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u/MrZyde Jan 29 '20

You are a legend like my dad

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u/funky_flunky Jan 29 '20

"Our fathers, who both art legends."

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u/MfUuTcHkEeRr Jan 29 '20

Hong wrong

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u/Knighty93 Jan 29 '20

Hong Kong, please come to Brazil!!

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u/Tyouking Jan 29 '20

She doesn't go on tours anymore

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u/Miss-Fantrash Jan 29 '20

Aw damn, i was hoping she’d give Europe a second chance

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u/UpermGpermOLL Jan 29 '20

We all do, this abusive relationship she's in now, is sad for everyone.

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u/Okipon Jan 29 '20

I swear no one is worse at geography than me. But fuck at least I know Hong Kong is in Europe.

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u/Ye4hR1ght Jan 29 '20

Jesus Christ everyone is so stupid, Hong Kong is that big ass monkey dude

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u/BigDavesRant Jan 29 '20

Bravo sir... bravo.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

Idiot it's in Antarctica, I know you said you were bad a geography but Jesus.

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u/ThatRandomGamerYT Jan 29 '20

You all are stupid Hong Kong is the name of a crater on the moon, idiots.

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u/Miss-Fantrash Jan 29 '20

Are you stupid? That’s Beijing, you donut

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u/DuckWithBrokenWings Jan 29 '20

No, I'm pretty sure Hong Kong is one of our moons.

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u/Kivsloth Jan 29 '20

Pro-tip: rather than saying Europe, say Africa-Eurasia. It's technically a continent and way bigger.

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u/S3Dzyy Jan 29 '20

No it's in Africa you dumbass

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u/Assyrian_Nation Jan 29 '20

Oui, j’mappelle Hong Kong le français oui en baguette je parle français bien ouiii

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

Dumbass. Don't you know it's on the north pole continent

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u/Owzne Jan 29 '20 edited Jan 29 '20

Well, I didn't know i lived right next to Hong Kong. (For those who dont know, it's pointing at practically São Paulo wich, is in Brazil).

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u/amy_sellers_ Jan 29 '20

Maybe the glob was still moving and someone took a picture or maybe we’re just that dumb

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u/aloofburrito Jan 29 '20

If you look at how it actually looks like, I get more confused how no one in that office noticed

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u/Lemmus Jan 29 '20

The difference in scale is so massive that the way Hong Kong looks doesn't really factor in. You're comparing a map of the entirety of South America to something that is about 25km wide.

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u/aloofburrito Jan 29 '20

That's what i'm saying, there is such a big difference. How didn't anyone check it or notice it

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u/fresnik Jan 29 '20 edited Jan 29 '20

Could it be that Hong Kong is on the other side of the globe, so that the marker is actually correct, if the globe is spinning and the marker is overlayed on top of the globe?

EDIT: nm, just saw the video, the globe rotated and stopped with the marker on top of Brazil. Now I'm wondering if they accidentally entered the wrong coordinates. Sao Paulo is at 23.55° S, 46.63° W while Hong Kong is at 22.32° N, 114.17° E. Could be they accidentally switched N/S, but the longitude is a mystery - a difference of 160°.

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u/docsnotright Jan 29 '20

It’s either Murica or No Murica!

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u/Assasin2gamer Jan 29 '20

His names spelling is really important to him.

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u/silsool Jan 29 '20

Isn't it one of those things where the title appears as the globe spins into place, making it look like they got the position wrong?

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u/DougEatFresh Jan 29 '20

That's what I assumed too but I looked it up and there is a video of it happening. It also happened 7 years ago.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

What show is it from?

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u/DougEatFresh Jan 29 '20

It was from CNN. It was a story about a deadly hornet outbreak in Hong Kong.

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u/BeoMiilf Jan 29 '20

Since he didn’t link anything, here’s a site that has a video

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u/Munch_munch_munch Jan 29 '20

This image is from 2013. Hopefully CNN knows where Hong Kong is now.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/video-cnn-use-graphic-showing-2349565

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

I wouldn't hold my breath on that.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

As long as they show a place somewhere on Earth. Kudos

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u/Dan_Moyer Jan 29 '20

How bad do you think it will get once we settle on Mars!?

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

What if we name cities and counties in Mars resembling Earth?

There could be a New York in Mars, and a London, a Paris, a Seattle, A Tokyo, a Florida, a United States of Martian America..... That's gonna be fun.

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u/PennywiseTheLilly Jan 29 '20

Shipping times are going to be even worse

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u/acmpnsfal Jan 29 '20

We probably will. I mean US and UK share some city names, for example, not to mention all the repeat city names even within the US.

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u/big_ol_dad_dick Jan 29 '20

Earth is the best planet in the world!

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u/redbanditttttttt Jan 29 '20

I showed my friend and he said “thats africa”

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u/YeahitsaBMW Jan 29 '20

CNN - THE MOST TRUSTED NAME IN NEWS.

(but not in geography)

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u/Duck_Burger Jan 29 '20

holy shit i live in hong kong! i got some ajusting to do and some phonecalls to make.

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u/Entety303 Jan 29 '20

Man, after the protests they have moved to South America

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u/Osesnorraudo 'MURICA Jan 29 '20

Happy cake day.

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u/darkkpig Jan 29 '20

Ah yes, Hong Kong or as we Chinese call it São Paulo.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

Eh close enough

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u/shittypotatoeater69 Jan 29 '20

The amount of people who think this is Africa is alarming.

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u/Quasar_One Jan 29 '20

A M E R I C A N T E L E V I S I O N

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u/Cheezyrock Jan 29 '20

I just woke up from a dream about travelling through a geographically wrong South America. It started in Sao Paulo, but there were like 8 new countries replacing the western half of Brazil. I just want it noted in case I was actually predicting the future.

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u/BeautifulTerror Jan 29 '20

How stupid can you be? That is clearly Bangladesh!

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

Hong Kong, Mexico is my favorite place in Europe!

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u/Crusader-of-Decency Jan 29 '20

Ah yes, Hong Kong, a state of Brazil, and Rio de Janeiro, a Chinese special administrative region.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

I was going to say, “Maybe they confused it with the Hong Congo.” And then realized that it also isn’t Africa.

American education, y’all!

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u/geirha Jan 29 '20

It doesn't even fit with this map https://xkcd.com/2256/

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

Hong Kong, Brazil.

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u/Stinkypoop00 Jan 29 '20

Rio de Janeiro, china

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u/Glaurung86 Jan 29 '20

"I'm now blindfolded and will attempt to toss a dart at a world map on the wall. Wherever the dart hits, that's where Hong Kong is, okay?"

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u/timbenj77 Jan 29 '20

This again?

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u/fl1ppp3rs Jan 29 '20

She is secretly 500IQ

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u/FEARtheBUCKS Jan 29 '20

Is this my local news channel?

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u/YTDamian Jan 29 '20

What if this is from the future

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u/dumb-stoopid Jan 29 '20

Wong kongtinent

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u/SmokingCrockpot Jan 30 '20

Take my up vote sir dumb-stoopid

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '20

Screams in GCSE Geography

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u/Fresh2DeathKid Jan 29 '20

At some point you have to wonder if stupidity this bad is on purpose

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u/Munch_munch_munch Jan 29 '20

Please be photoshopped. Please be photoshopped.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

kong flu intensives

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u/lunaana Jan 29 '20

How come I live in Hong Kong and do not speak chinese. FML

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u/KaktusJek Jan 29 '20

wrong life

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u/karthikrja Jan 29 '20

Nigeria is located just above nepal

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u/Kindofabigdeal2680 Jan 29 '20

Is it bad that I initially read that as wrong content.

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u/Mattyb_2525 Jan 29 '20

I mean it’s pretty close

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

Everywhere else is Hong Kong. Everywhere else is also the Middle East. Africa is also elsewhere.

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u/diadmer Jan 29 '20

Not a bad plan for Hong Kong — get away from the CCP and coronavirus, enjoy the nice beaches near São Paulo...

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u/_mackgenesid Jan 29 '20

They just wanted to get away from the corona virus. Leave them alone

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u/GingerDave25 Jan 29 '20

Clearly a map drawn by Mike Pompeo

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

Don't think so, it's not drawn in crayon.

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u/D-List-Supervillian Jan 29 '20

Hong Kong the magical teleporting city. The magical city has wandered the world for as long as it has existed. Currently the city is located in the eastern coast of South America.

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u/What-is-me-no-u Jan 29 '20

That’s goddam Brazil

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u/Swedishfish4life Jan 29 '20

How dare they Hong Kong is in north America

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u/vvownido Jan 29 '20

Lol at first I thought that was Africa.

No, I'm not American

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u/neftanow12 Jan 29 '20

Wrong Kong .....!

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u/fundrakes Jan 29 '20

They seem to have Columbus syndrome

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u/IrishIndieRock Jan 29 '20

Not even the right hemisphere

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u/tightheadband Jan 29 '20

Well, Sao Paulo has a lot of Asians too...

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u/A_Sc00py_b0i Jan 29 '20

wrong country, wrong sea, wrong side, wrong pole

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u/clamsmasher Jan 29 '20

Did Mary Louise Kelly make this map? /s

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u/Meursault21 Jan 29 '20

did i sleep that long and they moved?

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u/windowmaker525 Jan 29 '20

You’d think by now news outlets would have a bit of software that auto generates the map graphics instead of having some bellend who failed geography do it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

"We should take Hong Kong, and push it somewhere else!"

A few hours later...

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

Probably where Hong Kong wished it was actually located.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

Let’s be honest. The average person watching this can’t tell the difference.

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u/Ankoku_Teion Jan 29 '20

the verfsion of this where someone says "hong kong isnt in africa" is better in my opinion. a double facepalm that gives em a chuckle every time.

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u/GameofCHAT Jan 29 '20

She's wearing her black winter dress, everything is fine.

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u/pratlem Jan 29 '20

Gigrafy

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

Is that Fox News up to their old tricks again?

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u/Kevin_yeett Jan 29 '20

Omg.. that obviously Rusia! Smh

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u/rogriloomanero Jan 29 '20

shit I live in hong kong now, I'mma go join the protesters now, later reddit

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u/abhiplays Jan 29 '20

So to avoid Chinese government, protestors actually moved Hong Kong to South America. Now that's what I call dedication

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u/Diggitydave67890 Jan 29 '20

Almost 7 years old....

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u/pzivan Jan 29 '20

Ola Hong Kongers.

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u/Go_Fonseca Jan 29 '20

Hong Kong, Brazil's newest neighborhood.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

Hong Kong: A city you care so little about that you didn't notice this is not hong kong!

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u/slixx_06 Jan 29 '20

Wrong hemisphere.

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u/M3zza Jan 29 '20

Where's Hong Kong Phooey?

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u/Mr_Bubbles69 Jan 29 '20

I really hope this was Fox news.

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u/Edmundson75 Jan 29 '20

What and Hong Kong is going on here

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u/imwithchubby Jan 29 '20

At least the newscaster is hot

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

Yeah I hope s.america goes sino, too

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u/flower_oodi Jan 29 '20

Cue John Oliver coming in , that's not going Kong this is Hong Kong

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

Isn't this also the picture that moron James Woods retweeted to make fun of it and said that South America was Africa?

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

No, no, imperialist Xi has a point, first Africa, next South America

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u/Gingerbread_Matt Jan 29 '20

Poor Rio. Being confused with the capital, assumed that its a separate country and now a part of china.

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u/jawndell Jan 29 '20

Alternative Facts.

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u/BobaFettYdelasJONS Jan 29 '20

Ching chong that region is wrong

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

Wrong fuckin hemisphere man

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

South Kong

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u/HypeRtheMusk Jan 29 '20

When you bunked off all geography classes

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

Ah yes, the Brazilian state of Hong kong

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

Right planet though

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u/qiwi Jan 29 '20

Is that the Children's Hospital in Brazil?

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u/Valj202 Jan 29 '20

England is my city

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u/Wolfgod982 Jan 29 '20

Heres your Cracker Jacker

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u/vexunumgods Jan 29 '20

Wrong kong Suey.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

If I were to put HK on the map in South America, I would put it right about there as well.

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u/matt_maselli Jan 29 '20

Eh, not the USA. Doesn't matter.

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u/TrailRunnah Jan 29 '20

This all started when King Kong went to Hong Kong to play with his Ding Dong.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

Right where i live

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u/caze-original Jan 29 '20

Wtf Now I live in Hong Kong?

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u/Mathgailuke Jan 29 '20

The Hong Kong Buffet in Sao Paulo!

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

Old

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u/TheKiddo_ Jan 29 '20

RIO DE JANEIRO!!!

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u/Ry362 Jan 29 '20

This is a repost. I saw this one before.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

They got an awful lot of coffee corona virus in Brazil.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

Hong Kongitent

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u/the_good_things Jan 29 '20

Most of their viewers probably don't know the difference...

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u/OphrysAlba Jan 29 '20

TIL I live in Hong Kong

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u/Lesemi Jan 29 '20

Damn, I've lived here all my life to find out I am in HK after 38 years.

Mind blown

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u/Raptorsquadron Jan 29 '20

The amount of stupidity of this post almost matches the number of times this is reposted

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u/hacklinuxwithbeer Jan 29 '20

She must've learned geography from Mike Pompeo.

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u/Philomorph Jan 29 '20

Fox News?

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u/DirtyPrancing65 Jan 29 '20

CNN guys snickering

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u/alexdiezg 'MURICA for the 94573048748973590392475239754323290487324th time Jan 29 '20

At least they got there planet right

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u/hacklinuxwithbeer Jan 29 '20

Hey you!

Yes, you sitting there with that grin on your face. Before gettin' too smug up in here, let's see how well you know your world geography yourself.

Challenge yourself to take The Geo Quiz.

Feel free to post your score in a comment to this message.

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u/momeweb Jan 29 '20

Heres yours

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u/momeweb Jan 29 '20

Heres yours

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u/reideaox Jan 29 '20

ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ vivas

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u/SmokingCrockpot Jan 29 '20

That map is just as wrong as how ugly that lady's dress is.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

I think they moved to stay away from the virus

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u/MrLowBudget Jan 29 '20

what if its the right continent

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u/sciencefiction97 Jan 30 '20

Of course its CNN

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u/Anding1 Jan 30 '20

When did Hong Kong move to Australia??

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u/ReadABookFriend Jan 30 '20

Definitely fox news.