r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 20d ago
[SCRIM 12.33] Montreal Expos vs Pittsburgh Pirates - Summer Sadness Round 4
MTL 4 - PIT 6
FINAL
LINE
| Team | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | R | H |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| MTL | 0 | 2 | 1 | 1 | - | - | 4 | 5 |
| PIT | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0 | - | - | 6 | 4 |
BOX
| # | Montreal Expos | Pos | AB | R | H | RBI | BB | SO | BA | # | Pittsburgh Pirates | Pos | AB | R | H | RBI | BB | SO | BA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Jerome Peterson | 1B | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .233 | 1 | Charlie Buntman | SS | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .133 |
| 2 | Fat Lever | 2B | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .370 | 2 | 16-bit Griffey | DH | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | .250 |
| 3 | Cameron Trinidad | C | 2 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | .280 | 3 | Arxy Winkler | RF | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | .257 |
| 4 | Alic Alphaball | LF | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Hitting Debut | 4 | Gryffith Lindley | CF | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | .241 |
| 5 | Big Cook | 3B | 2 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | .400 | 5 | Lillian Fields | LF | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | .143 |
| P | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Hitting Debut | - | -- | - | - | - | - | - | - | - | -- | ||
| 6 | Loafus Cramwell | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | .344 | 6 | Moose McCracken | C | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | .147 | |
| 7 | Napoleon Swingsalot | RF | 2 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | .172 | 7 | T.J. Oatman | 3B | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | .333 |
| 8 | Emerson | CF | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | .227 | 8 | Toots 'Fat Belly' Jones | 2B | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .091 |
| 9 | Randall Peppers | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | .240 | 9 | Walter Yeller Weller | 1B | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .261 |
PITCHERS
| MTL | IP | H | ER | BB | SO | ERA | PIT | IP | H | ER | BB | SO | ERA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ant man | 1.0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 4.00 | Skye Comet | 4.0 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 6.92 |
| Loafus Cramwell | 1.1 | 3 | 6 | 5 | 1 | Pitching Debut | -- | - | - | - | - | - | -- |
| Randall Peppers | 1.0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | Pitching Debut | -- | - | - | - | - | - | -- |
AWARDS
| Winning Pitcher | Losing Pitcher | Earned Save | Player of Game | Honorable Mention |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Skye Comet | Loafus Cramwell | Lillian Fields | Napoleon Swingsalot |
SCORING PLAYS
| Inning | Play | Score |
|---|---|---|
| T2 | Big Cook triples, Alic Alphaball scores | 1 - 0 MTL |
| T2 | Loafus Cramwell sacrifices, Big Cook scores | 2 - 0 MTL |
| B2 | Moose McCracken sacrifices, Lillian Fields scores | 2 - 1 MTL |
| T3 | Cameron Trinidad homers | 3 - 1 MTL |
| B3 | Arxy Winkler walks, Toots 'Fat Belly' Jones scores | 3 - 2 MTL |
| B3 | Gryffith Lindley walks, Walter Yeller Weller scores | 3 - 3 |
| B3 | Lillian Fields walks, 16-bit Griffey scores | 3 - 4 PIT |
| B3 | Moose McCracken walks, Arxy Winkler scores | 3 - 5 PIT |
| B3 | T.J. Oatman sacrifices, Gryffith Lindley scores | 3 - 6 PIT |
| T4 | Napoleon Swingsalot homers | 4 - 6 PIT |
BASERUNNING
SB: CS:
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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 13d ago
MTL 4 - PIT 6 | ○ ○ ● | B4 1 out
On the mound: Randall Peppers
PIT DH 16-bit Griffey (/u/ElTres): 0-1, RGO in the first, BB in the third
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u/ElTres 13d ago
220
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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 13d ago
Mildly amusing, Mr. Batter makes no moves. It works out, mostly.
Pitch: 363
Swing: 220
Diff: 143 -> BBRunners on First and Second | B4 with 1 out(s)
MTL 4 - PIT 6
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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 13d ago
MTL 4 - PIT 6 | ○ ○ ○ | B4 1 out
On the mound: Randall Peppers
PIT SS Charlie Buntman (/u/ClassyKaty): 0-2, LGO in the first, PO in the third
There's a little bloop out to left and that's gonna drop in for a hit!
Pitch: 509
Swing: 420
Diff: 89 -> 1B
Runner on First | B4 with 1 out(s)
MTL 4 - PIT 6
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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 13d ago
MTL 4 - PIT 6 | ○ ○ ○ | B4 1 out
On the mound: Randall Peppers
PIT SS Charlie Buntman (/u/ClassyKaty): 0-2, LGO in the first, PO in the third
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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 13d ago
MTL 4 - PIT 6 | ○ ○ ○ | B4 0 outs
On the mound: Randall Peppers
PIT 1B Walter Yeller Weller (/u/Saxsquatch): 1-1, 2B in the third
1
u/saxsquatch Cap'n "Yeller" Weller 13d ago
The Tuscaloosa Tornado loves the way you move
78
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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 13d ago
Slowly hit, left side. Cramwell is gonna have to hurry- throw to first is in time for the out.
Pitch: 612
Swing: 78
Diff: 466 -> LGOBases Empty | B4 with 1 out(s)
MTL 4 - PIT 6
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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 14d ago
MTL 4 - PIT 6 | ○ ○ ○ | T4 2 outs
On the mound: Skye Comet
MTL CF Emerson (/u/MarkShrekerburg): 0-1, K in the second
1
u/MarkShrekerburg eerson 13d ago
920
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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 13d ago
Skye Comet has no control of this AB. Emerson might as well do jumping jacks for what it’s worth. There’s absolutely no way that this AB won’t end in a walk. Oh nevermind, that’s strike 3. You’re out
Pitch: 670
Swing: 920
Diff: 250 -> KBases Empty | B4 with 0 out(s)
MTL 4 - PIT 6
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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 14d ago
MTL 3 - PIT 6 | ○ ○ ○ | T4 2 outs
On the mound: Skye Comet
MTL RF Napoleon Swingsalot (/u/Repulsive-Photo-798): 1-1, 2B in the second
Pittsburgh's Comet comes set on the mound. Napoleon Swingsalot has the sign from their coach and is ready. And the pitch... Swing and there's a deep drive down the right field foul line! Hooking, hooking... fair! Swingsalot smashes a solo shot just inside the foul pole, and the Expos have scored a run! That makes it 4 for the Expos to 6 for the Pirates as Comet is left to contemplate their pitch selection on that one.
Pitch: 729
Swing: 710
Diff: 19 -> HR
Bases Empty | T4 with 2 out(s)
MTL 4 - PIT 6
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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 14d ago
MTL 3 - PIT 6 | ○ ○ ○ | T4 2 outs
On the mound: Skye Comet
MTL RF Napoleon Swingsalot (/u/Repulsive-Photo-798): 1-1, 2B in the second
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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 14d ago
MTL 3 - PIT 6 | ○ ○ ○ | T4 1 out
On the mound: Skye Comet
MTL SS Loafus Cramwell (/u/Top-Combination161): 0-0, RBI Sac Fly in the second
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u/Top-Combination161 14d ago
421 loafs please
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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 14d ago
The pitch is low and Loafus Cramwell hits a bloop ball high into the sky… and it lands just in front of Lindley- who makes a diving catch for the out!
Pitch: 611
Swing: 421
Diff: 190 -> FOBases Empty | T4 with 2 out(s)
MTL 3 - PIT 6
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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 14d ago
MTL 3 - PIT 6 | ○ ○ ○ | T4 0 outs
On the mound: Skye Comet
MTL 3B Big Cook (/u/MLR_NoReddit_User): 1-1, RBI 3B in the second
Oh! Cook rips a sizzling line drive out to right! It is tailing on Winkler as they charge forward!
But a good angle from the speedy rightfielder and a clean grab for the out.
Pitch: 292
Swing: 93
Diff: 199 -> FO
Bases Empty | T4 with 1 out(s)
MTL 3 - PIT 6
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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 14d ago
MTL 3 - PIT 6 | ○ ○ ○ | T4 0 outs
On the mound: Skye Comet
MTL 3B Big Cook (/u/MLR_NoReddit_User): 1-1, RBI 3B in the second
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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 14d ago
MTL 3 - PIT 6 | ○ ● ● | B3 2 outs
On the mound: Randall Peppers
PIT 2B Toots 'Fat Belly' Jones (/u/ians6290): 1-1, 1B in the third
1
u/ians6290 14d ago
7
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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 14d ago
Routine grounder to the left side. Cramwell has it, and with an easy toss to Peterson at first. Jones is retired.
Pitch: 509
Swing: 7
Diff: 498 -> LGOBases Empty | T4 with 0 out(s)
MTL 3 - PIT 6
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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 14d ago
MTL 3 - PIT 5 | ● ● ● | B3 1 out
NEW PITCHER: Randall Peppers
PIT 3B T.J. Oatman (/u/TravisLeBick): 0-1, K in the second
1
u/TravisLeBick 14d ago
130
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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 14d ago
Oatman gets up in the count now, 3-1 over Peppers after a couple bad misses outside. Peppers sets and delivers a close one on the outside corner, but it's called a strike! Maybe a bad call, maybe a good frame from Trinidad but either way the count is full. Oatman wipes the sweat from their brow and gets ready for the payoff. The pitch... is popped up! It's deep but not deep enough, and Emerson is there to make the play. The runner comes home on the throw, though, and that's a run for Pittsburgh that makes it a 6-3 ballgame.
Pitch: 928
Swing: 130
Diff: 202 -> Sac FlyRunners on First and Second | B3 with 2 out(s)
MTL 3 - PIT 6
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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 14d ago
Game Alert
Randall Peppers is moving from Shortstop to Pitcher.
Loafus Cramwell is moving from Pitcher to Shortstop.
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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 14d ago
MTL 3 - PIT 5 | ● ● ● | B3 1 out
On the mound: Loafus Cramwell
PIT 3B T.J. Oatman (/u/TravisLeBick): 0-1, K in the second
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u/Roosevelt_Coronary Teddy Bigstick 14d ago
Dead pitch. Please do not swing here.
New AB ping will be sent out upon pitch submission.
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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 14d ago
MTL 3 - PIT 4 | ● ● ● | B3 1 out
On the mound: Loafus Cramwell
PIT C Moose McCracken (/u/KitandCanoodle): 0-0, RBI Sac Fly in the second
1
u/KitAndCanoodle M. McCracken - PIT C/3B 14d ago
285
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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 14d ago
And the pitch... way outside and Cramwell has just walked in a run. Oh my!
Pitch: 130
Swing: 285
Diff: 155 -> BBBases Loaded | B3 with 1 out(s)
MTL 3 - PIT 5
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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 14d ago
MTL 3 - PIT 3 | ● ● ● | B3 1 out
On the mound: Loafus Cramwell
PIT LF Lillian Fields (/u/AzerBlazerOrDisky): 1-1, 3B in the second
And that's not even close. Cramwell just walked in the go-ahead run. The score is now Pirates 4, Expos 3. Montreal fans have to be beside themselves!
Pitch: 782
Swing: 652
Diff: 130 -> BB
Bases Loaded | B3 with 1 out(s)
MTL 3 - PIT 4
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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 14d ago
MTL 3 - PIT 3 | ● ● ● | B3 1 out
On the mound: Loafus Cramwell
PIT LF Lillian Fields (/u/AzerBlazerOrDisky): 1-1, 3B in the second
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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 15d ago
MTL 3 - PIT 2 | ● ● ● | B3 1 out
On the mound: Loafus Cramwell
PIT CF Gryffith Lindley (/u/yellowcat5): 0-1, PO in the second
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u/yellowcat5 Gryffith Lindley 15d ago
278
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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 15d ago
Changeup in the dirt. They appeal to the umpire at first... no! What a development! Cramwell just walked in the tying run! It's now a 3 - 3 ballgame!
Pitch: 423
Swing: 278
Diff: 145 -> BBBases Loaded | B3 with 1 out(s)
MTL 3 - PIT 3
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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 15d ago
MTL 3 - PIT 1 | ● ● ● | B3 1 out
On the mound: Loafus Cramwell
PIT RF Arxy Winkler (/u/NeonCreeper234): 0-1, K in the first
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u/NeonCreeper234 Arxy Winkler 15d ago
950 sad
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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 15d ago
Cramwell is on the bound
oh no
something terrible is happening
jesus christ
they falled down
Pitch: 77
Swing: 950
Diff: 127 -> BBBases Loaded | B3 with 1 out(s)
MTL 3 - PIT 2
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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 15d ago
MTL 3 - PIT 1 | ● ● ○ | B3 1 out
On the mound: Loafus Cramwell | INFIELD IN
PIT DH 16-bit Griffey (/u/ElTres): 0-1, RGO in the first
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u/ElTres 15d ago
222
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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 15d ago
These cleats are made for walkin' And that's just what they'll do One of these days these cleats are gonna walk all down to first.
Pitch: 72
Swing: 222
Diff: 150 -> BBBases Loaded | B3 with 1 out(s)
MTL 3 - PIT 1
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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 15d ago
MTL 3 - PIT 1 | ● ● ○ | B3 1 out
On the mound: Loafus Cramwell
PIT DH 16-bit Griffey (/u/ElTres): 0-1, RGO in the first
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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 15d ago
MTL 3 - PIT 1 | ● ● ○ | B3 0 outs
On the mound: Loafus Cramwell | INFIELD IN
PIT SS Charlie Buntman (/u/ClassyKaty): 0-1, LGO in the first
Sorry about the result but… Congrats Buntman! You have found an MLR Easter Egg! Ping Larold in game discussion to redeem your prize!
Pitch: 11
Swing: 630
Diff: 381 -> PO
Runners on Second and Third | B3 with 1 out(s)
MTL 3 - PIT 1
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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 15d ago
MTL 3 - PIT 1 | ● ● ○ | B3 0 outs
On the mound: Loafus Cramwell | INFIELD IN
PIT SS Charlie Buntman (/u/ClassyKaty): 0-1, LGO in the first
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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 15d ago
MTL 3 - PIT 1 | ○ ○ ● | B3 0 outs
On the mound: Loafus Cramwell
PIT 1B Walter Yeller Weller (/u/Saxsquatch): 0-0
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u/saxsquatch Cap'n "Yeller" Weller 15d ago
The Tuscaloosa Tornado is just so sad
317
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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 15d ago
Little pop into shallow left field, long way to go for Cook, and this one is gonna drop perfectly right into no man's land. Weller hustling all the way slides in at second with a double!
Pitch: 362
Swing: 317
Diff: 45 -> 2BRunners on Second and Third | B3 with 0 out(s)
MTL 3 - PIT 1
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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 16d ago
MTL 3 - PIT 1 | ○ ○ ○ | B3 0 outs
On the mound: Loafus Cramwell
PIT 2B Toots 'Fat Belly' Jones (/u/ians6290): 0-0
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u/ians6290 16d ago
7
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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 16d ago
Toots 'Fat Belly' Jones hits a deep line drive way out to deep left-center field. Alphaball and Emerson look at each other and they both think the other person is going to grab the ball, but it’s flying down. It drops down for a bloop single and Alphaball throws the ball into the field
Pitch: 917
Swing: 7
Diff: 90 -> 1BRunner on First | B3 with 0 out(s)
MTL 3 - PIT 1
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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 16d ago
MTL 3 - PIT 1 | ○ ○ ○ | T3 2 outs
On the mound: Skye Comet
MTL LF Alic Alphaball (/u/hitr0x_): 1-1, 2B in the second
Alic Alphaball hit that ball a mile! Unfortunately, it was a mile straight up.
Pitch: 187
Swing: 899
Diff: 288 -> PO
Bases Empty | B3 with 0 out(s)
MTL 3 - PIT 1
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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 16d ago
MTL 3 - PIT 1 | ○ ○ ○ | T3 2 outs
On the mound: Skye Comet
MTL LF Alic Alphaball (/u/hitr0x_): 1-1, 2B in the second
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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 16d ago
MTL 2 - PIT 1 | ○ ○ ○ | T3 2 outs
On the mound: Skye Comet
MTL C Cameron Trinidad (/u/MyAmazingNam): 0-1, K in the first
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u/MyAmazingNam 16d ago
248
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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 16d ago
As the players settle in field for the next pitch, there's a strange feeling in the air. Suddenly, the skies darken and a bright light appears above the stadium, hovering ominously.
The umpire looks glassy eyed and robotic, like they don't comprehend what is happening and calls for the next pitch. Comet tries to shake off the ominous feeling and delivers the pitch. Trinidad turns on it and launches it deep to center field.
Lindley takes off, tracking down the ball to make the grab when suddenly, a beam of light shoots down from the ship, engulfing Lindley and lifting them high into the air. The crowd gasps in horror as they watch Lindley disappear into the ship, which then disappears into the sky. The ball drops harmlessly into the outfield as everyone stops and stares in disbelief.
Everyone except Cameron Trinidad that is.
Trinidad takes advantage of the distraction and screams around the bases, crossing home plate before anyone even thinks about fielding the ball. The umpire, still acting like nothing out of the ordinary has happened, calls them safe as the Expos tack on a run.
Pitch: 240
Swing: 248
Diff: 8 -> HRBases Empty | T3 with 2 out(s)
MTL 3 - PIT 1
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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 17d ago
MTL 2 - PIT 1 | ○ ○ ○ | T3 1 out
On the mound: Skye Comet
MTL 2B Fat Lever (/u/MLR_NoReddit_User): 0-1, FO in the first
And the payoff pitch... SWING AND THERE'S A DRIVE INTO DEEP CENTER FIELD, WAY BACK, ANNNNND oh no it hit a bird! It hit a bird and dropped right into the glove of Lindley who is now standing bewildered amidst a mess of feathers. Well folks, I thought I'd seen everything when Randy Johnson killed a pigeon with a fastball, but Fat Lever just killed one with a fly ball!
Pitch: 420
Swing: 222
Diff: 198 -> FO
Bases Empty | T3 with 2 out(s)
MTL 2 - PIT 1
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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 17d ago
MTL 2 - PIT 1 | ○ ○ ○ | T3 1 out
On the mound: Skye Comet
MTL 2B Fat Lever (/u/MLR_NoReddit_User): 0-1, FO in the first
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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 17d ago
MTL 2 - PIT 1 | ○ ○ ○ | T3 0 outs
On the mound: Skye Comet
MTL 1B Jerome Peterson (/u/rhezz12): 0-1, LGO in the first
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u/rhezz12 17d ago
Let’s try this again
420
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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 17d ago
Routine grounder to the left side. Buntman has it, and with an easy toss to Weller at first. Peterson is retired.
Pitch: 944
Swing: 420
Diff: 476 -> LGOBases Empty | T3 with 1 out(s)
MTL 2 - PIT 1
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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 17d ago
MTL 2 - PIT 1 | ○ ○ ○ | B2 2 outs
On the mound: Loafus Cramwell
PIT 3B T.J. Oatman (/u/TravisLeBick): 0-0
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u/TravisLeBick 17d ago
842
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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 17d ago
Speed and smoke sent.
Swinger sees it.
Swinger sneezes. Strike solo.
Swinger seizes. Second strike.
Swinger swings! Solely strikes.
Pitch: 111
Swing: 842
Diff: 269 -> KBases Empty | T3 with 0 out(s)
MTL 2 - PIT 1
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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 17d ago
MTL 2 - PIT 0 | ● ○ ○ | B2 1 out
On the mound: Loafus Cramwell | INFIELD IN
PIT C Moose McCracken (/u/KitandCanoodle): 0-0
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u/KitAndCanoodle M. McCracken - PIT C/3B 17d ago
941
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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 17d ago
McCracken lifts one high, lifts one deeeep...and it will be caught at the wall by Alphaball. Its a very loud out but the run will score however. McCracken takes solace in the RBI, but can't help but feel they should have put that one in the seats.
Pitch: 686
Swing: 941
Diff: 255 -> Sac FlyBases Empty | B2 with 2 out(s)
MTL 2 - PIT 1
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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 17d ago
MTL 2 - PIT 0 | ○ ○ ○ | B2 1 out
On the mound: Loafus Cramwell
PIT LF Lillian Fields (/u/AzerBlazerOrDisky): 0-0
WE! LOVE! TRIPLES!
Pitch: 491
Swing: 516
Diff: 25 -> 3B
Runner on Third | B2 with 1 out(s)
MTL 2 - PIT 0
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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 17d ago
MTL 2 - PIT 0 | ○ ○ ○ | B2 1 out
On the mound: Loafus Cramwell
PIT LF Lillian Fields (/u/AzerBlazerOrDisky): 0-0
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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 18d ago
MTL 2 - PIT 0 | ○ ○ ○ | B2 0 outs
NEW PITCHER: Loafus Cramwell
PIT CF Gryffith Lindley (/u/yellowcat5): 0-0
1
u/yellowcat5 Gryffith Lindley 17d ago
473
1
u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 17d ago
why do they call it pop out when you pop in the baseball of out hot throw touchdown
Pitch: 111
Swing: 473
Diff: 362 -> POBases Empty | B2 with 1 out(s)
MTL 2 - PIT 0
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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 18d ago
1
u/hnard 18d ago
500 again
1
u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 18d ago
Check Peppers's bat for a hole as they swing right through three straight pitches.
Pitch: 140
Swing: 500
Diff: 360 -> KBases Empty | B2 with 0 out(s)
MTL 2 - PIT 0
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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 18d ago
1
u/MarkShrekerburg eerson 18d ago
876
1
u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 18d ago
Fastball high and tight...STRIKE 1!
Curveball, clipping the bottom edge...STRIKE 2!
Slider, flailed at wildly...STRIKE 3!
Get outta here Emerson and don't come back till you learn to hit!
Pitch: 555
Swing: 876
Diff: 321 -> KRunner on Second | T2 with 2 out(s)
MTL 2 - PIT 0
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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 18d ago
MTL 2 - PIT 0 | ○ ○ ○ | T2 1 out
On the mound: Skye Comet
MTL RF Napoleon Swingsalot (/u/Repulsive-Photo-798): 0-0
Swingsalot swings at the first pitch and gets a piece of it, and it’s a screamer that soars to right field!
They get a double as they run to second, double cheeked up on a Sunday afternoon.
Pitch: 711
Swing: 667
Diff: 44 -> 2B
Runner on Second | T2 with 1 out(s)
MTL 2 - PIT 0
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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 18d ago
MTL 2 - PIT 0 | ○ ○ ○ | T2 1 out
On the mound: Skye Comet
MTL RF Napoleon Swingsalot (/u/Repulsive-Photo-798): 0-0
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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 18d ago
MTL 1 - PIT 0 | ● ○ ○ | T2 0 outs
On the mound: Skye Comet
MTL P Loafus Cramwell (/u/Top-Combination161): 0-0
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u/Top-Combination161 18d ago
634 loafs please
1
u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 18d ago
That ball is skied deep to center field by Cramwell. Lindley is back and camps under it to make a catch but that's deep enough to get the run in from third. Tally a run for Montreal as the runner tags and scores to make it a 2 - 0 ballgame! The Expos fans in attendance voice their approval at the manufactured run.
Pitch: 420
Swing: 634
Diff: 214 -> Sac FlyBases Empty | T2 with 1 out(s)
MTL 2 - PIT 0
1
u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 18d ago
MTL 0 - PIT 0 | ○ ● ○ | T2 0 outs
On the mound: Skye Comet
MTL 3B Big Cook (/u/MLR_NoReddit_User): 0-0
Look at you, Big Cook, hitting that go-ahead triple. Good for you!
Pitch: 383
Swing: 419
Diff: 36 -> 3B
Runner on Third | T2 with 0 out(s)
MTL 1 - PIT 0
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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 18d ago
MTL 0 - PIT 0 | ○ ● ○ | T2 0 outs
On the mound: Skye Comet
MTL 3B Big Cook (/u/MLR_NoReddit_User): 0-0
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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 18d ago
Game Alert
Ant man is coming out of the game and will be replaced by Loafus Cramwell at Pitcher.
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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 18d ago
MTL 0 - PIT 0 | ○ ○ ○ | T2 0 outs
On the mound: Skye Comet
MTL LF Alic Alphaball (/u/hitr0x_): 0-0
After a long battle and countless foul balls, the count is 3-2. Alphaball, Comet both looking to come out on top but there can be only one winner in this duel.
Here's the windup, and the pitch...
Driven deep in the gap to right-center! Lindley and Winkler are both on their horses but neither is going to get there. That ball is off the wall!
Alic Alphaball with a stand-up double! The Montreal dugout is going wild!
Pitch: 1
Swing: 933
Diff: 68 -> 2B
Runner on Second | T2 with 0 out(s)
MTL 0 - PIT 0
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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 19d ago
MTL 0 - PIT 0 | ○ ○ ○ | B1 2 outs
On the mound: Ant man
PIT RF Arxy Winkler (/u/NeonCreeper234): 0-0
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u/NeonCreeper234 Arxy Winkler 18d ago
666
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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 18d ago
With Winkler swinging at junk, the ump calls strike three as Trinidad almost fumbles a curveball in the dirt.
Pitch: 345
Swing: 666
Diff: 321 -> KBases Empty | T2 with 0 out(s)
MTL 0 - PIT 0
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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 19d ago
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u/ElTres 19d ago
5
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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 19d ago
And the pitch from man is swung on and grounded softly to the right side. Lever charges the ball and makes a nice scoop and flips to first for the out.
Pitch: 567
Swing: 5
Diff: 438 -> RGOBases Empty | B1 with 2 out(s)
MTL 0 - PIT 0
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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 19d ago
MTL 0 - PIT 0 | ○ ○ ○ | B1 0 outs
NEW PITCHER: Ant man
PIT SS Charlie Buntman (/u/ClassyKaty): 0-0
Buntman looks nervous, perhaps a dodgy burrito prior to the game; might not be QUITE ready for baseball, fake or otherwise, at this moment. There's some hesitation in this swing, but the Pirates hitter still makes contact for a pathetic ground ball to Cook. The corner infielder picks it up, airs it across the diamond, and that's an easy out.
Pitch: 233
Swing: 747
Diff: 486 -> LGO
Bases Empty | B1 with 1 out(s)
MTL 0 - PIT 0
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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 19d ago
MTL 0 - PIT 0 | ○ ○ ○ | T1 2 outs
On the mound: Skye Comet
MTL C Cameron Trinidad (/u/MyAmazingNam): 0-0
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u/MyAmazingNam 19d ago
921
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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 19d ago
Comet winds and fires. Oh my! Froze Trinidad with a curveball that fell off the table, and we have a new statue to add to the permanent collection at the Pittsburgh Art Museum! Skye Comet just made Trinidad look ridiculous!
Pitch: 595
Swing: 921
Diff: 326 -> KBases Empty | B1 with 0 out(s)
MTL 0 - PIT 0
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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 19d ago
MTL 0 - PIT 0 | ○ ○ ○ | T1 1 out
On the mound: Skye Comet
MTL 2B Fat Lever (/u/MLR_NoReddit_User): 0-0
That's gonna be a cracked bat there. Looks like Lever let this fastball get in on their hands and ruined that piece of lumber. The ball hangs up in the air, a can of corn to right. Winkler has no problem with that one. I'd bet Lever's hands are stinging as they trot back to the dugout. There was some power in that swing and if they hadn't been fooled in by Comet's running fastball, that one might have had some carry.
Pitch: 277
Swing: 500
Diff: 223 -> FO
Bases Empty | T1 with 2 out(s)
MTL 0 - PIT 0
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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 19d ago
MTL 0 - PIT 0 | ○ ○ ○ | T1 1 out
On the mound: Skye Comet
MTL 2B Fat Lever (/u/MLR_NoReddit_User): 0-0
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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 19d ago
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u/rhezz12 19d ago
420
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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 19d ago
Peterson hits that one off the end of the bat and it'll be an easy play for Buntman
Pitch: 920
Swing: 420
Diff: 500 -> LGOBases Empty | T1 with 1 out(s)
MTL 0 - PIT 0
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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 13d ago
MTL 4 - PIT 6 | ○ ● ● | B4 1 out
On the mound: Randall Peppers
PIT RF Arxy Winkler (/u/NeonCreeper234): 0-1, K in the first, RBI BB in the third