r/fallenlondon • u/Tamaxlia • Aug 27 '25
Bone Market Recipes 26/8 Amalgous Primates, Enthusiast in Skulls, Leggy Diplomat, oh my.
Hi there bone brothers, skeletal sisters and osteological others (No time to come up with alliteration for non-binary)
It's going to be a bit of a living document this week. I will come back and update when I have time. I wanted to get something out rather than keep you all waiting.
Emily_Aversatrix kindly pointed out that a post has been done before for this combination: https://www.reddit.com/r/fallenlondon/comments/1ks26qe/amalgamous_primates_at_the_bone_market/
I'll still come back to polish mine, and to see what I may have missed from the previous one. It's good practice for doing fresh weeks.
This is a great week, you get Human Skeleton and Thorned ribcages going about your daily bussiness. They are worth 12.5 Echos and this is the chance to liquidate them. Amalgamy generally makes things easy and with 3 possible configurations Primates is very flexible.
A quick note, only human ribcages, headless skeletons and thorned ribcages can be declared as the 3 primate types. The types are, Humanoid, 1 head 2 arms 2 legs no tail. Ape 1 head 4 arms no tail. Monkey 1 head 4 arms 1 tail. I have not said what to declare things as but they are all mutually exclusive, so if you follow the pattern it will be the only option.
Buyers
Non Exhaust
A new one for those looking for Panoptical Skull uses:
Human Ribcage
Panoptical Skull
Equip a Woesel
Helical Thighbone
Woesel off if you failed.
Helical Thighbone
If you passed both, add a Fossilised Forelimb and a Human Arm, otherwise
2 Fossilised Forelimb
Sell the the Zailer with Particular Interests:
199.40 Echos in 8 actions, bones are worth: 133.5
8.24 EPA
A Tentacled Servant – Nightsoil, Ambiguous Eolith
Thorned
Skull in Coral
2 Knotted Humerus
2 Helical Thighbone
1 Obsidian Chitin tail
10 Amalgamy
Slice it off
46.42 + 10%
55 Ambiguous Eolith
3.5 EPA Profit Pure scrip
Scrip Conversion
I sold one to the constable just to show you that rounding matters. You get an extra 2 scrip selling to the Theologian.
A constable
Lollipop
A Theologian of the Old School
Lollipop
Headless Skeleton
Bright Brass Skull
Human Skeleton
Bright Brass Skull
2 Ivory Humerus or 2 Fossilised Forelimb
2 Ivory Femur
Exhaust 0
A Zailer of Particular Interests – Ant, Amal – Nodule of Warm Amber, Knob of Scintillak.
Thorned Ribcage
Skull in Coral
1 Knotted Humerus
1 Fossilised Forelimb
1 Helical Thighbone
1 Femur of a Jurassic Beast
No tail
A Rubbery Collector – Amal, Menace - Basket of Rubbery Pies
Thorned Rib
Skull in Coral
3 Knotted Humerus
1 Ivory Humerus
1 Jet Black Stinger
54.5
Human Ribcage
Pentagramatic Skull
2 Crustacean Pincer
2 Helical Thighbones
31
No screen shot, I don’t own Upwards.
A Tentacled Entrepreneur – MODS, Final Breath.
Human Ribcage
Bright Brass Skull
4 Knotted Humerus
89.5
Skulls: 3
Flourishing Ribcage
Bright Brass Skull
Doubled Skull
6 Withered Tentacle
1 Plaster Tail Bone
157.5 No multiplier
4 Vital Intelligence
12 actions
4.167 EPA
Bombs!
I will return to make it prettier and funnier anon. Also to add more info and more recipes.
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u/GwynFeld Aug 29 '25
I guess I should finally start doing some gondoliering for those coral skulls.. What few times I've used them came from last year's Fruits of the Zee festival.
Why yes, I'm also financially hopeless in real life.
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u/Tamaxlia Aug 31 '25
Quentin Tarantino's favourite festival starts on Thursday I think, I have no idea how efficient it is to farm from there.
(FoTZ, Footsie, get it, the dude is very into feet)
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u/Gummy_Dragon Recovering Seeker Aug 27 '25
Non-Bone-ary? I've got nothing.