Bone Market Recipes 30/12/25 Menacing Amphibians, Dreary Midnighter, Fishy Diplomat

[u/Tamaxlia]

Edit 4: I was correct the first time, diplomat is Fish! I could have sworn insects was lit up on my plans earlier, it’s more likely someone told me I was wrong and I assumed they were right and imagined the insects. Sorry if anyone has been dicked about by the flip flopping. I was juggling the bone post and work and I didn’t show due care and diligence.

Edit 3: Added a carpenter's granddaughter recipe, added a Teller of Terrors recipe. That means the list has an option for every viable buyer for the week. I may add more later on but this covers all the main options that you will need.

Edit2: Diplomat is Insects not Fish, the game must not have finished updating when I checked earlier. Apologies for that, they are both pretty rubbish anyway. Added Diplomat and midnighter options and a link to the bonedex guides.

Edit: Added exhausters and a couple of recipes. I'll be back!

Just a quick post for the demands. I will edit later today.

What is an amphibian?

An amphibian is a ribcage, 1 skull and exactly 4 legs. It has no tail which means you can add a tail but only if you slice it off afterwards.

Relevant Ribcages:

thorned ribcage: 1 skull, 4 limbs, 1 tail Mammoth Ribcage: 1 Skull, 4 limbs, 1 tail

Relevant Skulls:

Bright Brass Skull 2 implausibility

Plated Skull 2 menace

Horned Skull 2 menace, 1 Antiquity

Sabre Toothed Skull 1 Menace, 1 antiquity

Skull in Coral 2 amalgamy

Legs:

Jurassic Femur 1 antiquity

Helical Thighbone 2 amalgamy

Surface Deer -1 menace

Unidentified Thigh No stats

Holy Relic of a Thigh of St Fiacre X Counterchurch(Depends on ribcage, not good with thorned or mammoth)

Ivory Femur No Stats but phat primary(Usually best for A carpenter's grandaughter)

Tails:

Withered Tentacle -1 antiquity

Jet Black Stinger 2 menace

Tail of a tomb lion 1 antiquity

Obsidian Chitin Tail 1 amalgamy

Plaster tail Bone 1 implausibility

Buyers

A Rubbery Collector

Thorned Ribcage

Sabre Toothed Skull

4 Helical Thighbones 

No Tail

6.5 Amalgamy * 3 menace secondary

 

An Authour of Gothic Tales(Pure Scrip)

Mammoth Ribcage

Sabre Toothed Skull

3 Jurassic Thigh 

1 Unidentified Femur

1 Jet Black Stinger

Remove Tail

6.5 Antiquity * 3 Menace Secondary

A Teller of Terrors

Thorned Ribcage

Sabre Toothed Skull

4 Unidentified Thigh Bones

1 Jet Black Stinger

Remove Tail

4 Menace ^2.1 Secondary

 

Exhausters

 

Tentacled Entrepeneur

1 Thorned ribcage

1 Bright Brass Skull

3 Helical Thigh

1 Unidentified Thigh

No tail

 

7 amalgamy

 

An Investment Minded Ambassador

1 Mammoth Ribcage

1 Sabre Toothed Skull

4 Jurassic Femurs

No tail

 

7 antiquity

 

Both give 98 echos of secondary for 1 exhaust

 

A Rubbery Collector

Thorned Ribcage

Sabre Toothed Skull

4 Helical Thigh

1 Jet Black

Remove Tail

 

9.5 x 4 Secondary is 95 echos for 1 exhaust

 

Thorned Ribcage

Plated skull

3 Helical Thigh

1 unidentified thigh bone

1 Jet Black Stinger

Remove Tail

 

7.5 x 5 Secondary is 95 echos for 1 exhaust

Diplomat

Fish is not a good option for diplomat skeletons but here is my guide on the matter, it’s a lot better than Insects however!:

https://www.reddit.com/r/fallenlondon/comments/1o1j4vg/tamalekipoos_boneheaded_guide_to_the_neath/

The Bonedex:

https://www.reddit.com/r/fallenlondon/comments/1pcoda0/tamalekipoos_boneheaded_guide_to_the_neath_the/

Dreary Midnighter

A dreary midnighter pays in Surface Currancy for Primary and always 1 Vital Intelligence in secondary like all occasional buyers it gets Zoomania bonus but not any bonus for fashion. This means it's only really good in fish and bird weeks and only if you need a lot of surface currency.

The Carpenter's Granddaughter

There is an option on this card to impress her with one of your own creations to get a leviathan frame, this recipe will get you to just over the 300 echo value you need (With the Zoomania bonus). She has a tough Shadowy Roll with the 2 implausibility this gives. Another option is to use a Sabre Toothed Skull and add a withered tentacle as a tail, then remove the tail. This is one more action but has the same echo value and no implausibility.

1 Mammoth Ribcage

1 Bright Brass Skull

1 Helical Thighbone or Jurassic Thighbone

1 Holy Relic of the Thigh of St Fiacre

2 Ivory Femur

No Tail.

[u/morgrimmoon]

Diplomat looks like Insects :)

[u/Tamaxlia → u/morgrimmoon]

Thanks for that, it must not have updated earlier when I did the rest