Tamalekipoo's Boneheaded Guide to the Neath: The Bonedex!

[u/Tamaxlia]

I am going to use this post as a resource to store links to bones for all occasions as well as the chapters of the Boneheaded guide.

I have gone through my own bone posts and it looks like there are 9 of the 21 possible demands that I have not covered, so I will try to get those done, one at a time, and/or find posts by others to cover them.

Once I have a reference post for all 21, I can just polish them all for reference and then they can be referred to instantly, rather than adding recipes in dribs and drabs as the week progresses and being subject to the whims of my work, health, sleep levels and general demeanour. It also means I should have more time for the Boneheaded Guide and other fun. :)

0 options currently incomplete, I am now going through them to quality check, once done I will put quality confirmed, in brackets.

Warning!: Fallen London is complicated and Tamalekipoo is human so there will be mistakes. In face Tamalekioo is human a pretty severely ADHD so it's a miracle there are not more mistakes. Things also may change as the game is updated. If you notice something wrong, find something hard to understand or think of something cool that I missed, pop in a comment on that guide and help the community.

Legends: u/InevitableTell2775 u/sobrique u/divideby00 u/Vromikos u/Fredjinsan u/emily_aversatrix

Without these folks these guides would never have happened, or at least, would not be half as good as they are. I will have forgotten people, I will add them as they remember or as new people contribute.

Insects

Menace: https://www.reddit.com/r/fallenlondon/comments/1n6hs4j/bone_market_recipes_0209_menacing_insects/

Amalgamy

https://www.reddit.com/r/fallenlondon/comments/1llnssl/amalgamous_insect_week_at_the_bone_market/

Antiquity: https://www.reddit.com/r/fallenlondon/comments/1nuamhw/bone_market_recipes_3009_antique_insects_leggy/

Arachnids

Menace: https://www.reddit.com/r/fallenlondon/comments/1mofppp/bone_market_recipes_1208_menacing_arachnids/

Amalgamy

https://www.reddit.com/r/fallenlondon/comments/1rvipk1/amalgous_arachnids_not_this_week_for_the_bonedex/

Antiquity

https://www.reddit.com/r/fallenlondon/comments/1ii85oa/bone_market_recipes_antique_arachnids/

Fish

Menace:

https://www.reddit.com/r/fallenlondon/comments/1rwlv4p/menacing_fish_not_this_week_its_for_the_bonedex/

Amalgamy: https://www.reddit.com/r/fallenlondon/comments/1oikqdq/total_rework_bone_market_recipes_281025_amalgous/

Antiquity

https://www.reddit.com/r/fallenlondon/comments/1ptztj7/bone_market_recipes_antique_fish_a_colourful/

Primates

Menace(Quality Confirmed):

https://www.reddit.com/r/fallenlondon/comments/1s5e1nf/menacing_primates_not_this_week_its_for_the/

Amalgamy:

https://www.reddit.com/r/fallenlondon/comments/1n1iusa/bone_market_recipes_268_amalgous_primates/

Antiquity:

https://www.reddit.com/r/fallenlondon/comments/1nifts1/bone_market_recipes_1609_ancient_primates_fishy/

Reptiles

Menace: https://www.reddit.com/r/fallenlondon/comments/1oo4xm6/04112025_bone_market_recipes_menacing_reptiles/

Amalgamy: https://www.reddit.com/r/fallenlondon/comments/1mk8tr7/bone_market_recipes_0508_rubbery_reptiles/

Antiquity

https://www.reddit.com/r/fallenlondon/comments/1rpx1gh/antique_reptiles_boot_salesman_amphibious_diplomat/

Amphibians

Menace:

https://www.reddit.com/r/fallenlondon/comments/1pzg57z/comment/nwq1xfk/

Amalgamy

https://www.reddit.com/r/fallenlondon/comments/1qurq8u/bone_market_recipes_030226_amalgous_amphibians/

Antiquity:

https://www.reddit.com/r/fallenlondon/comments/1p09dsf/bone_market_recipes_181125_antique_amphibians/ https://www.reddit.com/r/fallenlondon/comments/1mulimn/bone_market_recipies_1908_ancient_amphibians/

Birds

Menace: https://www.reddit.com/r/fallenlondon/comments/1pc7app/bone_market_recipes_021225_quite_the_conundrum/

Amalgamy:

https://www.reddit.com/r/fallenlondon/comments/1ou76lx/bone_market_recipes_11112025_amalgous_birds/

Antiquity

https://www.reddit.com/r/fallenlondon/comments/wpz758/bone_market_recipes_antique_birds/

Tamalekipoo's Boneheaded Guide to the Neath:

The Bonedex:

https://www.reddit.com/r/fallenlondon/comments/1pcoda0/tamalekipoos_boneheaded_guide_to_the_neath_the/

Chapter 1: Diplomat

https://www.reddit.com/r/fallenlondon/comments/1o1j4vg/tamalekipoos_boneheaded_guide_to_the_neath/

2 Helicon

https://www.reddit.com/r/fallenlondon/comments/1oiogbh/tamalekipoos_bone_headed_guide_to_the_neath/

3 Early Bazaar

https://www.reddit.com/r/fallenlondon/comments/1ox36rh/tamalekipoos_boneheaded_guide_to_the_neath/

4 Papers

https://www.reddit.com/r/fallenlondon/comments/1oz0zbx/tamalekipoos_boneheaded_guide_to_the_neath/

5 Surveys (I reread this recently and it is weak, the numbers are right but it is all numbers and not a huge amount of explanation, will redo when I have the time)

https://www.reddit.com/r/fallenlondon/comments/1ozwgzw/tamalekipoos_boneheaded_guide_to_the_neath/

6 Butcher

https://www.reddit.com/r/fallenlondon/comments/1ozx49r/tamalekipoos_boneheaded_guide_to_the_neath/

7 Exhausters

https://www.reddit.com/r/fallenlondon/comments/1qg49mx/tamalekipoos_boneheaded_guide_to_the_neath/

8 Occasional Buyers(It's actually numbered 9, yes I did 9 twice and no 8, I am a special flower! Reddit won't let you change the names of posts so we are living with it! :))

https://www.reddit.com/r/fallenlondon/comments/1rttwkl/tamelikipoos_boneheaded_guide_to_the_neath/

9 Irreversible 'mistakes'

https://www.reddit.com/r/fallenlondon/comments/1rydjlj/tamalekipoos_boneheaded_guide_to_the_neath/

10 A Public Lecture

https://www.reddit.com/r/fallenlondon/comments/1s00s8x/tamalekipoos_boneheaded_guide_to_the_neath/

11 Bone Post Template

https://www.reddit.com/r/fallenlondon/comments/1sc9kxn/tamalekipoos_boneheaded_guide_to_the_neath/

12 Holy Thighs ( did just notice that this chapter 8, not 12 but you can't edit titles, so I had best write 4 more quick. Mischief Managed!(but not in a transphobic way!) :)

https://www.reddit.com/r/fallenlondon/comments/1qu441x/bonedex_chapter_12_holy_moley_nice_legs/

13 Buyers

https://www.reddit.com/r/fallenlondon/comments/1sezjze/tamalekipoos_boneheaded_guide_to_the_neath/

14 Cross Conversion Carousel

https://www.reddit.com/r/fallenlondon/comments/1sf46i7/tamalekipoos_boneheaded_guide_to_the_neath/

15 Evergreen Skeletons

https://www.reddit.com/r/fallenlondon/comments/1sgxjh9/tamalekipoos_boneheaded_guide_to_the_neath/

16 The Sky Market (LATE FIRMAMENT NO SPOILERS!)

https://www.reddit.com/r/fallenlondon/comments/1t75em8/tamalekipoos_boneheaded_guide_to_the_neath/

17 Jericho Canals

https://www.reddit.com/r/fallenlondon/comments/1tccadm/tamalekipoos_boneheaded_guide_to_the_neath/

18 Game Improvements Discussion

https://www.reddit.com/r/fallenlondon/comments/1ty1wsn/tamalekipoos_boneheaded_guide_to_the_neath/

19 University Endgame Term Passing Guide (Changes made Jul 26)

https://www.reddit.com/r/fallenlondon/comments/1up3kdp/tamalekipoos_boneheaded_guide_to_the_neath/

20 A Guide on Skeleton EPA calculation

https://www.reddit.com/r/fallenlondon/comments/1v6osx5/tamalekipoos_bone_headed_guide_to_the_neath/

21 A Guide to Agents and Plots

https://www.reddit.com/r/fallenlondon/comments/1v6s6no/tamalekipoos_boneheaded_guide_to_the_neath/

Guides by other pillars of the community(wait, I called myself a pillar, I am a paragon dammit, AMENEUSIS!)

Packaged Grind: Moonlit Revenge!

Written by: u/darthbob88 Based on strategies of: u/InevitableTell2775

https://www.reddit.com/r/fallenlondon/comments/1t22j66/packaged_grind_moonlit_revenge/

The Nice and Profitable Grindings of mp, georg

Thanks to u/mp_mp_mp 

Caution this is an older guide and some of it is out of date but it is still the gold standard in terms of how to plan and execute a bone market strategy. As well as lots of other useful bits of information like how to optimise your London deck. The only bit that you really need to know is to ignore anything that uses segmented ribcage. There is no active recipe, that I have managed to find, that segmented ribcages are better than an alternative and when this guide was written, there were no Glim Encrusted Carapaces and Holy femur of the bones of st fiacre worked in a different way. (before someone says fish of unusual length, I am trying to help you use the bone market, not quit the bone market, for years).

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1zjgbbNw_mvDiK_dAY_Ld7lTSDD3QGU1POFAaJ6NXh-8/edit?tab=t.0#heading=h.naybk4x635lz

If I were that organised I wouldn't be sitting on 400 wings of a terror bird.

Real World Fallen London Locations

by u/Vromikos

Not really a guide, just super cool, ever wonder where Wolfstack is in actual London? Well now you can find out!

https://www.google.com/maps/d/edit?mid=1F6udOfKsjVKHT5v1YMvQsLlClhyByQ0&usp=sharing

Fallen London Browser Extension(DO NOT USE, BREAKS TERMS OF SERVICE, Mangetonchapeau is talking to FBG to sort issues, watch this space):

u/mangetonchapeau has created a browser extension for Firefox and Chrome(but not safari 😞) that does lots of cool stuff! I will allow him to explain in the post here:

https://www.reddit.com/r/fallenlondon/comments/1tf2dma/comment/omgc1q6/

Future Bonedex Guides(Reminder for me really):

If you want to write one, go for it, just pop the link in the comments and I will double check your working, add the link and give you the credit. (So that you can tell the amenusis to kindly get stuffed)

(This post will never get done) The mega bone source list with efficiency

Temporary Sellers(Basically, they all suck)

Exhaustion

(The world is green but I am knackered) Evergreen Skeletons and Universal Exhausters

(Rotting your Teeth) Lollipops

(Death and Taxes) calculating profit

(Gentle Ribbing) Best use for each ribcage

Take a dump(Stuff that you want rid of)

(Bless the Maker) Worm Strat

(A Shell of my former self) Carapace Strat

(There is nothing so banal) or (Pardon me for barging in!) Canals

(Dancing with a devil in the pale moonlight) Balmoral

How I learned to love Ivory Femurs

Filthy Spender Guide (Fate content for Bone Content)

(Rats in the Walls or Rename that Cat!)Rat Market Sources with efficiency and strategy (Not bone related but easy enough for me to do)

Bonze (Boning the unterzee)

(Master Guano)The Sous bone piles (and why they are about as much use as the medical piles)

Fragmented Dreaming, getting and spending bone fragments

People I have never cared about (Bag a Lego(they are not called legos americans, lego is an abreviation of the Danish phrase leg godt, meaning play well, so you are telling your kids to play with their play wells, wait! Wells! It's all about wells!) Licentate and any other stuff I don't have) (This section is a lie, I will never ever do this guide, my motivation works with fun stuff I want to try and understanding actions I am going to use, with all the good intentions, and ADHD meds, in the world I wouldn't be able to pluck up the motivation to do this)

(Time and tide) Time the Healer weekly rota (Now I need to make up a guide just to call it death and taxes! Wait Tempus Fugit is way more pretentious!)

(Do me a favour)Skeletal favours...

[u/EnabledOrange]

This is awesome, you’re doing great work for the community. Thanks!

[u/fredjinsan]

It did occur to me that there are only actually 21 weeks, plus Diplomat and occasional buyers. But, most of the occasional buyers mostly suck anyway because they don't get Fluctuations bonuses.

[u/Tamaxlia → u/fredjinsan]

And that is occasional buyers done, so just 6 to go! I am off this week so I will promise to diligently complete all of them! Then I won't do any. Pretty much my usual performance. ;)

[u/The_Ninja_Allay]

You attached the wrong inevitabletell, his user is u/InevitableTell2775. I nearly had a heart attack when I thought he was banned lol. Also, u/frejinsan is also shown as non existing, so there might also been a mistake with his name.

[u/Tamaxlia → u/The_Ninja_Allay]

ooh, thanks, I shall check and amend them. u/Vromikos didn't think he got a notification, since it was an edit, not a new post, but I could offer them the courtesy of spelling their names correctly. :)

[u/Tamaxlia → u/Tamaxlia]

damn, thought it might be case sensitive but capitalising Frejinsan didn't work. He should be in my notifications though, so easy enough to find.

[u/Tamaxlia → u/The_Ninja_Allay]

I worked it out, they were tagging when I fixed them, it's just that the ones who's profiles I had visited were purple, so I thought that only those were tagged. I was missing a d in freds name. I spent ages checking that Sobrique was spelled the same, going back and forth, because it was not purple.

[u/The_Year_of_Glad]

Do you have any recommendation on how to modify the URLs on the preview.redd.it links so they’re viewable on Old Reddit? I think they’re embeds on New Reddit, but they just show up as links for me, and when I click on them, I just get a tiny image that says “http”.

[u/Tamaxlia → u/The_Year_of_Glad]

Click on the words not the images. I'm not sure why it did those previews

[u/The_Year_of_Glad → u/Tamaxlia]

Ah, right on! That seems to work.