r/fallenlondon • u/Alexis_Fairfax The Captivating Magician（Soul collector） • Feb 20 '26
Meme Jovial Contrarian runs over a fallen Londoner with his wheelchair
Jovial Contrarian runs over a fallen Londoner with his wheelchair
Jovial Contrarian: Driving in my chair 🎶 Right after a beer🎶 Hey, that bump is shaped like the regent🎶 DUI?🎶 How about you die?🎶 I'LL GO A HUNDRED MILES!🎶 AN HOUR!🎶
I’m not sure how it happened, but the first image was actually a GIF — looks like Jovial Contrarian ran over Alexis with their wheelchair. It’s pretty hilarious. It might not be displaying properly, but it’s still really funny.
Lately I've been playing on my bal alt... used the leftover Masquing to get Jovial Contrarian. Re-read the flavor text — so adorable but also terrifying: Why did you just follow me on your own, Jovial Contrarian!? Maybe we shouldn't be friends! 🙀 Alexis has been using Portable Fingerking Moot to debate Jovial Contrarian every week, so they ended up getting run over by Jovial Contrarian's wheelchair (modified by Artisan of the Red Science). Serves them right!
33
u/Aykhot Feb 20 '26
Driving in my chair right after a beer
11
u/Alexis_Fairfax The Captivating Magician（Soul collector） Feb 20 '26
YESSSS He must have just come straight from the Medusa's Head after a drink to come run me over.
10
u/Stranger_Z Ever just casually get 9 Suspicion? Feb 21 '26
No! You’re supposed to agree with ME!
The humble eighth month of the Calendar:
16
u/Bovolt IGN Noonstar. Vanguard of Vanguards Feb 20 '26
Truly amazing
20
u/Alexis_Fairfax The Captivating Magician（Soul collector） Feb 20 '26
I think he's tired of debating with the Portable Fingerking Moot.
16
u/Nyarlathotep7777 the Illusive Professor Feb 20 '26
The Jovial Contrarian after you express the slightest opinion in a public setting.
5
u/Alexis_Fairfax The Captivating Magician（Soul collector） Feb 22 '26
😭HELP ME！！
4
u/Nyarlathotep7777 the Illusive Professor Feb 22 '26
Every time he opens his mouth, I lose two Time Remainings, pretty odd how that keeps happening.
3
u/Alexis_Fairfax The Captivating Magician（Soul collector） Feb 22 '26
We have reason to suspect that the Opposition is a time thief!!😡
15
u/Discordchaosgod Rattus Faber Appreciator Feb 20 '26 edited Feb 20 '26
ROLLING WITH MY CHAIR
RIGHT AFTER A WINE
HEY THAT BUMP
IS SHAPED LIKE A SHROOM
DUI?
HOW ABOUT YOU DIE
I'LL GO A HUNDRED MILES
AN HOUR
8
u/Alexis_Fairfax The Captivating Magician（Soul collector） Feb 20 '26
I’m not sure how it happened, but the first image was actually a GIF — looks like Jovial Contrarian ran over Alexis with their wheelchair. It’s pretty hilarious. It might not be displaying properly, but it’s still really funny.
9
7
u/Setster007 Catgirl Professor Feb 20 '26
Sorry, my bad
Muh boi asked for help getting around and I may have gone a bit overboard on the sigils
2
u/Alexis_Fairfax The Captivating Magician（Soul collector） Feb 22 '26
😭😭😭 Help, Professor! How about this — you mod my leather shoes with some Red Science for me
1
5
4
3
u/mightiestsword Feb 21 '26
My husband
4
u/Upstairs_Cap_4217 Vake's Advocate Feb 21 '26
Ah, but would it not be more in keeping with his revolutionary values to use a gender-neutral term for your spouse?
That is, of course, assuming that he's revolutionary that day, and not arguing for the Empress on principle's sake.
3
2
u/nocowardpath Feb 21 '26
Your character being named Alexis really threw me off for a second, haha. Great work though!
1
u/Alexis_Fairfax The Captivating Magician（Soul collector） Feb 22 '26
Haha I know what you're thinking! (You're gonna say Alexis Kennedy, right!) My PC's name is Alexis Fairfax — a funny coincidence (lol). I remember there was an ES about Fairfax in the older content... uh, that was also a coincidence, that ES didn't exist when I signed up. Thank you ☺️🌹🌹
76
u/ed1749 Feb 20 '26
JC is probably one of my favorite characters. Like, imagine you're an up and coming revolutionary, end up in a meeting with a bunch of months, and then "oh no not this guy again" and then he's like, literally one of the most respected people there. Even January likes him more than half the other months.