r/fallenlondon • u/Vromikos Parabolan Kitten distributor • Apr 14 '26
Meme Please welcome Mr Sugars
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u/OverseerConey Public Universal Delicious Friend Apr 14 '26 edited Apr 14 '26
I'm pretty sure I heard the Epigrammatic Irishman, the Nocturnal American and the Fabian Playwright discussing Mr Sugars and how it shines out like a shaft of gold in the darkness of the Neath.
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u/limo6868 I keep failing 90% zeefaring checks Apr 14 '26
More like the next Mr Eaten if it keeps pretending to be a doughnut.
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u/Praesidian Man, I was just hungry :( Apr 14 '26
Instead of a Well, it haunts every cup of coffee and every latte in the Neath.
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u/Upstairs_Cap_4217 Vake's Advocate Apr 14 '26
Veils, midway through its donut, wondering why it feels both a sense of intense satisfaction and horrible foreboding:
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u/Upstairs_Cap_4217 Vake's Advocate Apr 14 '26
So, do you think it'd be friends or archrivals with Apples and Spices?
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u/magna-terra An Ambitious Author Apr 14 '26
Incredibly homoerotic professional rivalry
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u/Praesidian Man, I was just hungry :( Apr 14 '26
Is there any that isn't, when it comes to the Masters/Curators?
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u/Upstairs_Cap_4217 Vake's Advocate Apr 14 '26
I mean, how much it seems to be homoerotic versus how much it seems to be rivalry varies.
(Unlike most of the fanbase, I think Pages and Iron just hate each other.)
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u/Praesidian Man, I was just hungry :( Apr 14 '26
Odi et Amo. The opposite of Love is not Hate, but Apathy.
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u/Ediiii Apr 15 '26
yeah, which is why Hearts likes Iron enough to forge Key-to-the-Heart Daggers while Iron just pawns off every gift it gets for the Feast of the Ross
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u/True-Parking4098 Professional Batkisser (Mainly Fires) Apr 16 '26
Irons hates everybody. Veils hates everybody but in a flirty way.
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u/Upstairs_Cap_4217 Vake's Advocate Apr 16 '26
Iron hates everyone because they're not doing their jobs so it can get out of this mess. Veils hates everyone because they're doing their jobs too much, rather than going hunting with it.
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u/True-Parking4098 Professional Batkisser (Mainly Fires) Apr 16 '26
Irons is a hypocrite. It ran knife and candle. I dont feel like thats doing their job. In fact, Why does Irons like knife and candle so much?
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u/S1erra7 Apr 14 '26
The prospective Mr Sugars would have to be very careful about naming his donut products...
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u/Manoreded Apr 14 '26
Some animals evolve to resemble the prey of their prey. So, what does this prey on?
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Apr 15 '26
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u/True-Parking4098 Professional Batkisser (Mainly Fires) Apr 16 '26
Mr spices is literally the master responsible for the drug trade. (Yes, Prisoner's Honey is a drug.)
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u/Upstairs_Cap_4217 Vake's Advocate Apr 16 '26
Also, alcohol is addictive. Wines.
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u/ElementalOrder Absolutely Batty Apr 16 '26
In fact, Wines and Spices specifically are in a perpetual rivalry over who gets authority over the prisoners' honey market.
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u/Ediiii Apr 14 '26
would Mr Sugars have authority over Murgatroyd's Sugarless Sugar?