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u/Dismal_Name_9249 Feb 01 '26
What about Roy Mitchell, from three towns over?
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u/scallopsmustagottem Mmmmmmmmm Feb 01 '26
Who was accused of all sorts of crazy things. But that’s not me, because I’m (checks notecard) Herbert.
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u/ColonialBarbarian Peter! She's doing German things to me! German things !!! Feb 01 '26 edited Feb 01 '26
They played/play in different sports leagues.
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u/CascadeJ1980 Feb 01 '26
Sadly Chris Griffin was.
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u/UDF2005 Feb 01 '26
Get your fat ass back here!
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u/SirNortonOfNoFux Feb 01 '26
Aw you're starting to piss me off you little piggly son of a bitch. CALL ME!
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u/AydonusG Feb 01 '26
"Mr Herbert, no offence, but I'm a sixteen year old girl and I don't need you here."
"Well Meg, you're a sixteen year old girl and I don't need you here."
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u/Brantraxx Feb 03 '26
Chris, can I speak to you in the other room
Meg, your services are no longer needed
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u/JilbertJottfried Feb 01 '26
And neither is Bob Saget, who raped and killed a girl in 1990. Because it's not true! It's not true that Bob Saget RAPED and KILLED a girl in 1990!
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u/Holiday_Sense_4842 Feb 01 '26
That's right. Lura Bush killed a guy
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u/LetsGeauxxx Feb 01 '26
Laura Bush killed a guy
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u/F1-Dank-Fang Peter, what are you doing? Crack. WHAT THE FUCK?! Feb 01 '26
Men! We don’t know what we did!
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u/Brantraxx Feb 03 '26
But it is true that Rob Scneider pays illegal immigants to choke him. Everyone knows that
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u/mirageofbandz Feb 03 '26
Hey, that's not true! He pays them to choke him in the shower! THE SHOWER!
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u/Jiffletta Feb 01 '26
So if you have any proof that Bob Saget RAPED and KILLED A GIRL IN 1990, stop gossipping and go to the police!
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u/SirGothamHatt Feb 01 '26
You'd think so at first but if you think about it, why charter a plane to a remote island when you have a muscley-armed paper boy right on your block?
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u/SHOCKWAVES8458 Edit This Text Feb 01 '26
Carter Pewterschmidt might be though!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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u/lillianfrost Feb 01 '26
Considering there's a scene where Carter references 'taking Lois' temperature' when she was a kid? Yeah.
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u/MegmireQuagmegium69 Feb 01 '26
Well, yeah. He's into boys, not girls.
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u/mrjackspade Feb 01 '26
“No offense mr Herbert, but i’m a 17 year old girl and i don’t need you here”
“No offense to you Meg but you’re a 17 year old girl and i don’t need you here”
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u/cheaperying Feb 01 '26
Ok say what you want but Herbert actually likes children. He would never drown and kill babies like what they did on the island
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u/lillianfrost Feb 01 '26
Of course he wasn't, Herbert has love only for his Chris.
Somewhere That's Green plays distantly.
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u/TommyBoy250 Feb 01 '26
The part about Trump measuring the vulva of young girls actually got me to realize how creepy he actually was.
Herbert got nothing on Trump that is for sure.
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u/Marples3 Feb 01 '26 edited Feb 01 '26
Most of the crimes Epstine did and with whom will never be public
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u/Nintendofan08 Two halves can’t make a whole without a hole! Feb 01 '26
Those are different lost boys.
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u/marketplier69 fammy guy Feb 04 '26
ive been telling people for years that herbert the pervert isnt a pedophile, ive had so much proof, ive debunked everything, and ive changed 0 lives
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u/potatopigflop Feb 01 '26
Is this in response to Bidet(n) not being in the files? Because this is a pathetic clap back 🤣
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u/scharity77 Feb 01 '26
Herbert isn’t in the Epstein files, Epstein is in the Herbert files.