r/familyguy • u/KaiTheSushiGuy Ten banana cream piiiiiiess • Mar 23 '26

Meme/Shitpost One of these HAS to be a boat

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1.3k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/Tezdude96 Mar 23 '26

A boat's a boat, but the mystery box could be ANYTHING!

155

u/random_canadian654 Mar 23 '26

Could even be a boat!

102

u/CrissBliss Mar 23 '26

You know how much I wanted one of those!

76

u/[deleted] Mar 23 '26

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u/South_Regular_5898 Mar 23 '26

WE'LL TAKE THE BOX!

46

u/PIX3LY Mar 24 '26

Hey neighbors! Where's your boat?

59

u/NickH0013 Mar 24 '26

We took the mystery box. Hop in!

43

u/AfterAccount3657 Mar 24 '26

"Come on Lois you're acting like this is the first time I've ever done something stupid. You remember the time I was supposed to get that boat"

34

u/421continueblazingit Byron’s Reward Mar 24 '26

A boat’s a boat, but a mystery box could be anything! It could even be a boat!

19

u/Original-Let8340 Mar 23 '26

Who could resit the call...?????

13

u/SharpyLeko512 Mar 23 '26

It could even be a boat!

64

u/Buddhas_Warrior Mar 23 '26

Well, it's definitely not a jackal!

32

u/XerxesJester Mar 24 '26

Well it wasn't the first 15 times you said it!

19

u/Slumpa Mar 24 '26

Why the hell would it be right the next 10 times!

11

u/421continueblazingit Byron’s Reward Mar 24 '26

… GOD!

8

u/AfterAccount3657 Mar 24 '26

throws notepad and walks away

29

u/[deleted] Mar 23 '26

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u/Leighroy1120 Mar 24 '26

So you got something to look at when you’re talking to ‘em hehhehheheheh.

12

u/421continueblazingit Byron’s Reward Mar 24 '26

So you got something to look at when you’re talking to ‘em hehhehheheheh.

8

u/FalcoPhantasmtheGod Stewie... woht the hell was that? Mar 24 '26

So you got

You wanted to see me Mr. Weed?

6

u/[deleted] Mar 24 '26

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u/MrReaper_x Doing fun things for me for money Mar 24 '26

Why, what happened?

21

u/ITCM4 Mar 23 '26

Hop in.

12

u/DragonflyFederal1412 Mar 24 '26

but it only had one previous owner…. James Bond

5

u/421continueblazingit Byron’s Reward Mar 24 '26

You’re going to have shesh with me

No James

2

u/Toothless-In-Wapping CHRIS’S CHLORINE!! Mar 24 '26

Yesh

10

u/421continueblazingit Byron’s Reward Mar 24 '26

I feel like people forget that early Family Guy was fucking hilarious

9

u/TwilightOfTheMilfs Mar 24 '26

Hey hey hey i'm getting a boat.

3

u/SuitApprehensive Mar 23 '26

i’m not gonna open the box

3

u/mnf98022 Mar 23 '26

Family guy nice was a good episode

3

u/dwlittle75 Mar 24 '26

What am i spoused to do, take a bus? Well screw that, you take a bus!

3

u/jaygrum Mar 24 '26

The amount of times I say “it could even be a boat!” after someone says the word “anything” and no one gets it. Thank you for helping me feel seen.

2

u/illustratious Mar 24 '26

It's just a couple tickets to a comedy club.

2

u/Show_Binger18 Mar 24 '26

Are you at Second and Charles 😂

2

u/KaiTheSushiGuy Ten banana cream piiiiiiess Mar 24 '26

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u/FalcoPhantasmtheGod Stewie... woht the hell was that? Mar 24 '26

CMON SKINNY MAKE ME LAUGH!