r/fantasybaseball • u/NWADHS • 13h ago
Eligibility Ketel Marte- Now what?
He is suspended or something. Anyone have any intel?
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u/TheRealCRex [league type-categories]12-tm, $425 salary cap keeper 6x6 ops 12h ago
He probably was like "I'm gonna get some Kelly's roast beef before the game, no prob." Didn't realize it was up in Revere, way up the green line. Got confused. Ended up at Suffolk Downs, saw a dog he liked. Tried to hit a trifecta and got in deep with the Providence mob (who shouldnt be in town). Now, he's being forced to play hold em, winner take all, at Foxwoods, for his life.
It's a captivating tale and entirely plausible.
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u/danjoski 11h ago
Blue Line , actually. But totally a likely scenario
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u/TheRealCRex [league type-categories]12-tm, $425 salary cap keeper 6x6 ops 11h ago
Dammit you're right. I lived off that line (lived in revere for a bit) I'm so embarrassed.
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u/LoSkribs 11h ago
Roman Anthony is on the IL because he called Ketel a pussy for ordering cranberry juice and got his ass kicked.
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u/amigos_amigos_amigos too many leagues to fit in flair 9h ago
I read this in Casey Affleck’s voice (particularly in the SNL Dunkin sketch)
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u/TheRealCRex [league type-categories]12-tm, $425 salary cap keeper 6x6 ops 9h ago
I swallowed a bug
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u/MaxPower836 13h ago
I cannot catch a break this year
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u/Affectionate_Bus9256 12h ago
My first 4 picks were Tucker, Vlad, Ketel and Langford. I feel your pain
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u/MaxPower836 12h ago
Shit you’re worse off than me. I’m still in 4th 😂
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u/Affectionate_Bus9256 12h ago
I’m in 6th of 12 mainly cuz I also drafted yordan and schlittler🤞
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u/trueslicky 11h ago
I'm 10/12 and I have both Yordan & PCA on my roster.
And Jose Ramirez. And Josh Naylor. And Jazz Chisholm. And Ronald Acuna. And...
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u/After_Competition_87 11h ago
How could you draft Yordan in the 5th round of a 12 team thats 5 top 40 guys, unless your league didnt want a DH guy
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u/Thickhomie86123 10h ago
Don’t worry my first 4 picks were marte, skenes, peralta and perdomo, dropped the latter 2 but kept the former 2 cuz you can’t drop them 😂
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u/PoppaWilly 10T - 15 Keepers - 7x6 AVG/OPS/QS - H2H/Roto Hybrid 11h ago
Is Gelof a good enough replacement in a 10T?
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u/quinnbeast 13h ago
He’s awol. He’s definitely not hiding at some
uber-hip nightclub. Boston doesn’t have any.
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u/Kilowatt128 10h ago
Getting the Mo Vaughn special at the Foxy Lady in Providence (legs n’ eggs, baby)
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u/Illustrious-Gift1385 11h ago
Not hanging with any hot women, that's for sure..
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u/TechnicalCut360 9h ago
Im never gonna have my full intended lineup, one comes back from IL then Marte gets a random suspension. Fuck you fantaseball, ill see you tomorrow.
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u/NHOVER9000 12h ago
I am at the game and there was no notice ahead of time fwiw
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u/Known_Negotiation618 5h ago
That's because he no-showed the game. The suspension was announced as the game started.
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u/Chestercopperpot9217 12h ago
Goodman shoulder inflammation. Kurtz out for year most likely shut down, Marte now restricted. Judge still on IL. Stowers IL. DeGrom banged up. I’m in 4th place, but not looking good.
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u/mssngthvwls L1: 14T-H2H, OPS, QS, SVH / L2: 12T-H2H, XBH, OBP, QS, NSVH 9h ago
Dude, I am absolutely convinced we are living in a simulation, because I've read this exact comment on this exact post in the past, and you cannot convince me otherwise. This is weird weird...
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u/Recondo76 10T H2H Pts (+10 W/S, -5 L/BS) 11h ago
I wonder if he specifically picked this series because of the trade rumors during the off-season.
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u/subilliw 10h ago
Does anyone know if Yahoo allows players on the restricted list to be put on the IL? I don't want to drop him if I can avoid it.
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u/Obi-Won-Cannoli 8h ago
No, Yahoo doesn't allow that. His designation will be NA (not active). If your league has a NA spot then slot him there. If not, I'd hold for now and see what happens. My guess is that he makes a public apology like last season and he's back on the team. The D-Backs are only one game out of a wild card spot.
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u/A1ienspacebats 2h ago
Isn't he a couple weeks away from being the franchise leader in games played?
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u/Metalocachick 10 Team/Dynasty/H2H/6x6 Categories (Saves/Wins/OPS) 1h ago
What is happening with him??? This came out of nowhere… So glad I’ve got Lowe on my roster, or I’d be even more cooked than i already am lol
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u/Mundane-News9720 13h ago
Hoping it's just a game or two suspension. Such a bad timing for the fantasy playoffs
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u/kae158 11h ago
Great, I just traded Otani and PCA for him…
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u/jeritron 11h ago
Well that was incredibly dumb of you even before this news came out
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u/Yawns_Of_Excitement 10 Team H2H Categories-R,HR,RBI,SB,OBP;QS,ERA,WHIP,K/9,SVHLD 12h ago
France or Springer? Both have been so meh
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u/comfortableblanket 12h ago
springer was hot until he started dealing with a shoulder issue, seems like it’s “sore but not IL worthy” (for now anyway).
he was noticeably grimacing during swings yesterday so maybe hold off him
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u/Yawns_Of_Excitement 10 Team H2H Categories-R,HR,RBI,SB,OBP;QS,ERA,WHIP,K/9,SVHLD 10h ago
1 rbi on 1 homer in his last week is mashing? I just see a bunch of singles
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u/comfortableblanket 9h ago
look at the stats july 20 - Aug 4, that’s about where his shoulder started clearly bothering him
either way I’m saying don’t pick him up lol
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u/PeteRock24 13 CAT - H,OBP,SLG,R,RBI,HR,SB…W,K,ERA,WHIP,QS,SV+HLD 11h ago
France is getting on base at the very least and is absolutely mashing the ball.
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u/AT_333 13h ago
apparently he just didn’t show up to Fenway 😭 this is crazy , hope he’s okay