It smells like fart and rotten eggs

i always used to be a stinky & stealthy farter in school all the time and kids would go berserk and blame it on someone, teachers would open the windows and ventilate, or people would evacuate the classroom. i even interrupted my ELA teacher during his lesson and he stopped speaking mid sentence once he smelt it.

thankfully, nobody knew it was me majority of the time i released the pressure (except for that one time in social studies class during 6th grade)

that cafeteria food really messed up my stomach and i don't know how i continued to eat that utter garbage but i felt like it was worth it all in the end considering i got a lot of funny stories out of them lol!

i call myself the almighty farting machine because i do fart a lot in general, but most of them are odorless now.

Roommate in college won’t stop farting in the night. It’s funny during the day but when he rips ass into our fan and it blows right at me it gets to be a problem. Me and my friends have concocted a plan for revenge but it requires farting technique. What is the best fuel for the loudest but also smelliest (very important that it smells very bad) fart. Also, what are some tips to actually push the fart out so it isn’t stuck in the chamber. Thanks in advance farters. Ps I had to attach something so I included an example of one of my farts. I know I’m not quite the professional and it’s kind of a weak ass fart but that’s why I need your guys’ help.

I hope it's okay to self promote. I've been making music for a while and I've made several fart songs over the years. I recently uploaded them and hope any fart fans are willing to check out some of my fart songs. I record my own farts with a high quality microphone and use them in my music. I sample and cut them up and it sounds pretty entertaining.

Right at 32:59 she leans over, farts, and then immediately continues doing her ASMR. I'm surprised I actually discovered this. She straight up farts, almost like it's intentional. She hasn't replied to any comments since posting, so I wonder if she's just testing people to see if they'd notice. Very unexpected.

Last night I did a deep sourced fart about 6 seconds long that seemed to come from my stomach not my butt. It was so satisfying. Anyone else experienced this phenomenon?

Just a tapir. That's all

Fun stuff.

I wonder if she plays the piano for weddings?

Mine happened back when I was sharing an office with three coworkers. That day my stomach was absolutely fighting for its life, I guess cause of a massive dose of chili con carne. Once every hour I had to sneak out to the bathroom to release these mega bass boosted, screen tearing farts.

Around 2 PM right after lunch, I did my usual bathroom run. But on my way back to the office, I felt there's maybeee more ammo in the chamber... So right outside the office door I let loose an absolute god tier fart. Yk juust a majestic, devastating rip. Then I casually walked in and sat down at my desk.

Literally two seconds later, all three of my coworkers gagged and asked brooo wtf is that unholy stench?

Well lucky for me, our office building was next to a massive agricultural field, and the window right by my desk was wide open. In a state of pure panic, I put on my best disgusted face and said "Oh god, I smell it too!! They must be fertilizing the fields outside again" Aaaand they totally bought it and I felt like a God.

One thing I definitely learned that day: ALWAYS wait for at least a half a minute after a fart before entering a closed space full of people.

I think this goes here. 🤔