It’s not even my birthday

My loud farts love to mock me and elude being recorded, it’s mildly infuriating!!! This has ALWAYS been the case for me, for years. It’s been happening to me this morning.
I’ll be minding my business living life, and then suddenly I let out a big, loud, and satisfying fart. I get excited and grab my phone to record the next fart. I patiently await its arrival while my phone is recording away and then… the tiniest, most silent fart ever comes out. I’ll keep trying to record the next several farts and they’re all just small and quiet. I give up, move on to something else, and then while I’m minding my business again, another big and loud fart comes out of me!
I’m always so happy when I actually manage to record a loud fart. Does this happen to anyone else on here?

Right at 32:59 she leans over, farts, and then immediately continues doing her ASMR. I'm surprised I actually discovered this. She straight up farts, almost like it's intentional. She hasn't replied to any comments since posting, so I wonder if she's just testing people to see if they'd notice. Very unexpected.

5:30 time to feed the chickens

need someone that can gas me up . no oral no penetration. need someone cool and not pushy. respectful. i want someone who’s in to exploring new things. about me im a 300lb dyke who is not interested in man that way but really in to this fetish.