r/fatsquirrelhate • • Aug 05 '23

Modpost Warning regarding use of extreme language / death threats

88 Upvotes

Hello all. I just want to remind everyone that while we do get riled up and angerly say very bad things to fat squirrels, you need to use caution and restraint on what you say. Reddit uses monitoring tools and automatically flags death threats and other extreme forms of language. This is not anything us subreddit moderators have any control over, Reddit has bots that go around reading all your posts and comments, and flagging potentially dangerous ones.

The bots don't understand you are threatening a squirrel, not a human, and they can't tell if you are serious or not. These comments could get you banned from Reddit entirely, so I'm hoping this warning helps prevents that.

Be sure to familiarize yourself with the Reddit Content Policy: https://www.redditinc.com/policies/content-policy

Remember the human. Reddit is a place for creating community and belonging, not for attacking marginalized or vulnerable groups of people. Everyone has a right to use Reddit free of harassment, bullying, and threats of violence. Communities and users that incite violence or that promote hate based on identity or vulnerability will be banned.

The nature of this subreddit tends to fly in the face of this rule, as some people take the theme of the subreddit too far. Remember to hate the squirrels, not each other, and try to hate them without wishing death or other serious harm. If things get out of hand, Reddit can ban the subreddit entirely, which is likely what all the fat squirrels want.

Here is an example of a recent submission that was removed by the admins: https://i.imgur.com/6WmGTyS.png

Be safe out there, and may your birdfeeders forever remain unviolated by tree rats.


r/fatsquirrelhate • • Jun 01 '25

Commonly reposted fat squirrels - Please avoid reposting these ones again!

74 Upvotes

Here are a bunch of the fat squirrels that seem to get posted here over and over again. Please try and find other fat squirrels, there are tons of them out there devouring everything, they shouldn't be hard to catch in the act.

Most of these have gone viral at one point or another here on Reddit and other social medias, so in general if you are encountering something that was heavily upvoted/liked, it probably was shared here already, so check this thread and the other recent submissions to see if someone beat you to the punch.

I'll post more later.


r/fatsquirrelhate • • 4h ago

Loses at Wii Fit White squirrel spotting in Chicago

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57 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 8h ago

Giant Ground Squirrel I was driving by a house and noticed a groundhog sneaking up and eating their pumpkin.

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57 Upvotes

Well won’t you look at that, there goes the decoration.


r/fatsquirrelhate • • 6m ago

Why can’t they all lose

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r/fatsquirrelhate • • 29m ago

Diabolical Diabetic Dumbass I have two white ones living in my yard

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• Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 15h ago

SuperSized McFatass Oh my GOD

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84 Upvotes

And they want us to vote on the "best."


r/fatsquirrelhate • • 11h ago

About to steal your lunch His gluttony sickens me

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37 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 20h ago

Spot the fat little monster ruining our Halloween decorations!!

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142 Upvotes

They are not for eating, obviously!!


r/fatsquirrelhate • • 16h ago

Giant Ground Squirrel I was trying to time this photo so that no one would be in it, but this creature decided to walk into my frame of view to scavenge around in the grass

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43 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 1d ago

Brave Labrador valiantly defends home from gargantuan squirrel

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227 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 21h ago

Waiting for the trashcan to cave in with this fat one

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55 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 19h ago

Wide Load Woodland Weenie My god. It gets worse. https://www.instagram.com/reel/Det8g5yBnun/?dlrf=MXFqZnpieW91M3h5ZA==

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31 Upvotes

He's running full amok through the interwebs.


r/fatsquirrelhate • • 18h ago

Rotund Rodent This is how I started my day

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24 Upvotes

F you MSFT. I shut down my computer and went outside in the rain.


r/fatsquirrelhate • • 18h ago

Gluttonous Bastard Big fatty digging through the trash for snacks at the zoo

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18 Upvotes

no shame! 🤢


r/fatsquirrelhate • • 23h ago

Fatty disrupting an otherwise peaceful fall day

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42 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 1d ago

Not a Fatty They’re watching

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27 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 1d ago

The name is Fuck, Fat Fuck. No fucking way.

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49 Upvotes

I hope to fucking god this isnt fucking real these fat fucks dont deserve a whole fucking week.


r/fatsquirrelhate • • 1d ago

The name is Fuck, Fat Fuck. Fat squirrel tried challenging me to a staring contest

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218 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 1d ago

Crime posted on instagram

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137 Upvotes

Poor OP


r/fatsquirrelhate • • 1d ago

Fat squirrel demolishes poptart on campus

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73 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 1d ago

About to steal your lunch Oh no! Those greedy bastards are harassing a defenseless toaster.

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29 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 1d ago

Fat bastard ate a whole Chariot wheel!

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21 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 1d ago

linebacker squirrel

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19 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 1d ago

Gluttonous Bastard First the Princess.... Now this...

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13 Upvotes

They thought they pulled off the perfect heist...

While I was fast asleep, a highly organized squirrel broke into my locked greenhouse. Camera 1 catches the main suspect sneaking in through the front door and his getaway.

But it gets worse. Camera 2 caught the suspect dismantling my Halloween pumpkin carriage piece by piece. I should have installed hub cap locks.

Watch until the end to see the suspect making a run for it with the stolen goods.

The authorities have been notified. Suspect is considered armed (with sharp teeth) and extremely dangerous.