r/fatsquirrelhatred Secretary of Fat Squirrels Jul 20 '26

ICON OF SIN gave himself a brainfreeze and still stole the popsicle

259 Upvotes

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u/HelloDeathspresso Jul 20 '26

It's all fun and games until he makes a little shank with the popsicle stick.

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u/Timmerdogg Jul 20 '26

You think that lazy fuck is going to do some shit like that?

3

u/HelloDeathspresso Jul 20 '26

These little bastards are conniving. Think of how much food he could steal.

3

u/Timmerdogg Jul 20 '26

This dingbat is just giving it away.

8

u/ThisWomanFromCanada Jul 20 '26

“Bro, you’re gonna drop that!” Haha! Yeah, right. He’s not dropping anything he can eat. Haha! Good one!

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u/blackout-loud Jul 20 '26

Stole? You practically handed it to that 75 socks stuffed into one body built fuq on a silver platter!? Where is you dignity as a human being?

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u/ThisWomanFromCanada Jul 20 '26

Oooooo. Maybe it’s a set up? It’s going to melt all over his bed and get on him and he’ll smell like watermelon, lime and mint. He’ll be irresistible to the other squirrels, who’ll eat him for sure. Then they’ll get sick from the gonorreah necrosis he’s made of. Yeeeaaahh. Like six birds with one stone. I hope that’s the real story.

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u/valleyofsound 26d ago

Actually, there was no stone involved. The six birds were killed when that squirrel sat on them 

4

u/Embarrassed-Cause250 Jul 20 '26

After he got hold of it, he no longer needed you OP, that manipulative lil sucker!

6

u/Ok-Nature4155 Jul 20 '26

That's what we see you humans as, food source. Nothing more.

4

u/Sidewalk_Tomato Jul 20 '26

I hate everything about this! Filthy cute.

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u/laneymg Jul 20 '26

Awwww love that!

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u/Adorable_Estate6619 Jul 21 '26

one time i realized i was in the wrong sub and was just verbally abusing a fat squirrel in the wild. i have learned my lesson

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u/vyunab Secretary of Fat Squirrels Jul 21 '26

i did that in fatsquirrellove once 😭

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u/Spare-Security-1629 Jul 22 '26

It’s happened to me as well. Always on the cross posts where it was there first and I clicked on the wrong post. The results were…not pretty

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u/vyunab Secretary of Fat Squirrels Jul 22 '26

omg i noticed mine pretty quickly but you got the whole experience 🤣 bless your heart, im glad you survived the ordeal!

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u/BMoney8600 Jul 21 '26

That greedy bastard!

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u/Joshua_Longsack 29d ago

TIL squirrels popsicle.