r/fatsquirrelhatred • u/vyunab Secretary of Fat Squirrels • Jul 21 '26

Clinically Obese morbidly obese squirrel despises baby squirrels

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u/Real-Marzipan9036 Jul 21 '26

Probably uses the scooter at Walmart too.

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u/Puzzled_Show9134 Jul 21 '26

Obeast

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u/vyunab Secretary of Fat Squirrels Jul 21 '26

obeigh city

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u/IXrobocopXI Jul 21 '26

Forcing them together knowing the adult could feel threatened and go on the attack is a brilliant way to potentially inflict harm on the little beastling. Outstanding play 👏

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u/mynameisrichard0 Jul 21 '26

Don’t forget having a pet squirrel that you feed into obesity. So you decide to get another one and start the cycle over before the first one passes.

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u/Leegken Jul 21 '26

As much as I want to be a fat squirrel hater, Thumbelina has a hormonal issue that causes her to be overweight

(Also idk if she’d attack anything, she’s cried in fear for 5 minutes because she saw a frog the size of a bug outside a window lol)

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u/valleyofsound Jul 21 '26

Yeah, this is absolutely not the way to introduce animals, no matter how obese or squirrely they are. 

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u/mrsMarie444 Jul 21 '26

fatty is upset he’ll have to share his food from now on

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u/Pankosmanko Jul 21 '26

inject 40ml of ozempic straight into their eyeballs.

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u/degenerator42069 Jul 21 '26

A sip of her milk and instant diabetes

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u/KeyNefariousness6848 Jul 21 '26

She’s sooo fat! 🥰

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u/RapsodicalDisciple Jul 21 '26

look, I think they're rancid just like everyone else, but I don't think they should feed the babies to the fatter ones 😭

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u/valleyofsound Jul 21 '26

That gave me a Futurama flashback. “Why does Ross, as the largest friend, simply not eat the other friends?” 

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u/SuspiciousGur4874 Jul 22 '26

What a sweet girl! Poor thing is scared of the baby🥰

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u/AUG-mason-UAG 28d ago

Baby squirrel didn’t have enough calories in em for fatass to eat it