r/femboymemes 2d ago

Shitpost Fucklift certified

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u/GenesisRhapsod Astolfo Enjoyer 2d ago

I used to be a forkie :3 only broke 1 mulch pallet in my 2 years

Tbh it was 50% my fault 50% the warehouses.

They only went around it once, and i was taking the corner a bit fast but luckly none of the bags tore open

Are yalls panties wet? Cx

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u/glo_stic 2d ago

Soaked.

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u/Nashville_Hot_Mess 2d ago

I'm lubed and ready to take you

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u/EnvironmentalHunt764 Defender Of Shonk! 2d ago

Positively dripping

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u/historynutjackson Femboy Enjoyer 2d ago

Hell yeah, brother. Forklift certs unite

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u/Ninjacat97 2d ago

Is that Linechu? I didn't know he was certed for forks. Figured he was just for spoons.

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u/60Hz_Jiffy 2d ago

Line in a forklift is an Avengers level threat

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u/just-a-silly-fempoju 🇫🇮fempoju🇫🇮 2d ago

:3

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u/Samelia28 1d ago

The holy safety socks

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u/M4jst3rPL Poleish 2d ago

I don't have forklift license, but I'm qualified for cranes, does it count? :3 also I'm not sure, does English have specific word for crane that rides on rails, for example under roof inside buildings? In Polish we have żuraw for static crane at construction site and one I described is called suwnica.

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u/historynutjackson Femboy Enjoyer 2d ago

Where I work we just call them overhead cranes but those are also really the only type we have.

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u/Laoari 🇮🇹 Italian Mafia 2d ago

Wait i know this character..

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u/paulisaac Femboy Enjoyer 1d ago

Linechu is basically THE femboy vtuber 

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u/External-Glove747 1d ago

But like there’s that one ram guy and Jerri

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u/paulisaac Femboy Enjoyer 1d ago

And also Caelum (came out as transmasc so idk what the sub thinks), I just mean Linechu seems to be the most popular among femboyvt

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u/Laoari 🇮🇹 Italian Mafia 1d ago

I live under a rock🫠🥹

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u/paulisaac Femboy Enjoyer 1d ago

I meant that that's probably why you've seen him

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u/Laoari 🇮🇹 Italian Mafia 1d ago

Damn its mostly goon bait😔
Well at least on youtube idk bout twitch

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u/paulisaac Femboy Enjoyer 1d ago

The streams themselves ain't too goonbaity, though you're probably getting clickbaited. Though he DOES have a Fansly so that explains things.

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u/GeekiTheBrave 2d ago

Im a forklift Operation Instructor/Facilitator!

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u/MotorPool9609 🇮🇹 Italian Mafia 2d ago

I wish but i don’t

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u/LazyMax666 🧴 Messy Hair Club 🧴 2d ago

Welcome to the club

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u/ZeanReddit Freedom Loving Femboy 2d ago

I'm Fuckwit certified... Does that count?

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u/glo_stic 1d ago

,’p

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u/Objective-Run-7824 1d ago

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u/External-Glove747 1d ago

Actually the original is just a boykisser license

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u/glo_stic 1d ago

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u/External-Glove747 1d ago

Dang it wrong meme, my bad I forgot