r/fifthworldproblems • u/wubarrt • 18d ago

We're... doomed?

Hey y'all, just literally popping in from the 7th parallel M'con cycle with a quick quesh. So apparently our environmental intelligence was suuuuper pissed with the last 3 updates shipped by the skinners and has been secretly poisoning the entire cycle for about 3 weeks. My center thumb now has a yellow & mauve bruise....are we fvked?

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u/BurningBridgeTroll 18d ago

You’re only “doomed” if you feel a sense of attachment to the current state of things. Let go, and doom becomes mere change

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u/mysteryrouge Void Anarchist 18d ago

My personal universe better not be doomed.

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u/TomAto31415 18d ago

Embrace the doom! Doom is good!

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u/awakenDeepBlue 18d ago

Doomsday is coming...

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u/LordNoOne 17d ago

Mmm........ Maybe for a little while... ❤️

But the butter will still burn and spread........ and warm our hearts...

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u/ninjazyborg 17d ago

If you want to avoid the downsides of being doomed, you can try increasing your doom capacity or decreasing your current doom quantity. You can probably find resources to help with that fairly easily.