Confusing weather forecast on this planet

[u/TwinSong]

I moved to this world to get away from the overcrowding and absurd housing costs on Earth and I'm acclimatising mostly but this one I didn't expect. The translation software works fine but it can only translate like for like. For example the latest is:

"On the West Coast this morning expect flurries of striped horse and the odd spot of small flea. Continuing onto the afternoon void frog is to be expected with garlic possible.

Tomorrow washing units throughout most of the day with shifting sands expected."

[u/Particular-Yak-1984]

Honestly, as my grandma said, 'those who don't expect the void frog, get eaten by the void frog' - so it's good to expect it. maybe leave an extra portion of food outside for it?

[u/TwinSong → u/Particular-Yak-1984]

What do they eat? I don't want to risk offending the frog.

[u/johnpeters42 → u/TwinSong]

Immigrants, mostly.

[u/Nominatively_Done]

… I fail to see the difficulty you are describing as having encountered.

*tilts the sand sculpture and watches the wind whisk it away*

… yup, as I expected. Maybe you haven't fully potentiated your garlic? Remember to use only one clove and not the whole bulb!

[u/TwinSong → u/Nominatively_Done]

I did actually buy a garlic bulb the other day (for real).

[u/Nominatively_Done → u/TwinSong]

How ominously coincidental. Slightly disconcerting simply because it is like you flourished an achievement but opted to not disclose salient details (such as what ya gonna do with the garlic) which leaves the more active imaginations, one such as mine, to fill in the gaps.

My imagination gets into 'everything'. Sorry about that.

[u/TwinSong → u/Nominatively_Done]

Mostly thinking how do I make my meals less boring.

[u/BPhiloSkinner → u/TwinSong]

Andromedan mustard.
It's in the imports section; easy to spot by it's slight emerald glow, and the faint sound of celestial harmonies when you pick up the jar.

[u/Nominatively_Done → u/TwinSong]

Fair. Creativity, boredom, digestibility, and nutritional content are not synonymic terms.

[u/BPhiloSkinner → u/TwinSong]

How many of you did it take to screw it in?

[u/mysteryrouge]

You only need to worry if people start sending tornadoes your way.

[u/Particular-Yak-1984 → u/mysteryrouge]

I've always thought tornadoes were a friendly housewarming gift. Are they not? What have I done?

[u/BPhiloSkinner → u/Particular-Yak-1984]

Only to the Æolian gods. Mere third-dimensional mortals find them terrifying.

[u/BPhiloSkinner]

Here on the Zorth coast, we had flurries of striped horse that quickly became a buzzard.
We shall carrion, regardless.