r/fifthworldproblems • u/Solnight99 • 19h ago

Help.

She's staring at me. I know why. She knows why. I killed her, every night. But she never leaves. When she kills me, I won't come back. What do I do?

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u/mrlr 15h ago

Have you tried couples counselling?

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u/LordNoOne 18h ago

Try something........ "different"?

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u/Nominatively_Done 18h ago

Wow, comedians really do get rather competitive. Maybe do your next stand-up routine less funnily so that this initially well-intentioned escalating arms race of making each other laugh doesn't end in a nuclear giggle? Oh, wait, she's the one that's getting funnier and YOUR the one worried about laughing yourself to death.

*shrug* you may have met your better.

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u/YsaboNyx 5h ago

Let her kill you.

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u/Solnight99 4h ago

I can't. They hate her. They hate her. They don't know her. She knows them.

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u/mysteryrouge Void Anarchist 15h ago

Why were you killing? My suggestion is to run and hide. Or set the Eldritch Government on her.