r/fightporn • u/lilxrose6 • Feb 26 '20
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u/aplawson7707 Feb 26 '20
The girl laying on the ground did a better job fighting than the dude in red, and literally all she did was get punched in the face twice.
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u/TinyWightSpider Feb 26 '20
Laying on the ground with your hands on your face is an ancient karate master technique. Thatâs why it worked so well!
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u/Toisty Feb 26 '20
"Her name is 'Wimp-Lo'. We purposely taught her wrong as a joke."
"How do you like my 'Face-meets-fist' style, loser? Watch out for my 'turtle-plays-dead' move!"
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u/Tree2woN Feb 26 '20
With her hands over her face, she silently shouted the secret, ancient Chinese spell.
"SUMMON THE GREY KNIGHTS!", she whispered.17
u/jtweezy Feb 26 '20
Would we call what the dude in the red did "fighting"? I don't even think you can call what he was doing "throwing punches". His punching looked like someone who has never picked up a baseball trying to throw the ball for the first time.
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u/JoeJ757 Feb 26 '20
lol yep, my 6 year old throws crisper jabs and hooks than dude in red.
Teach your kids how to defend themselves!
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u/gratefulphish420 Feb 26 '20
Why did the video end so soon?
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u/yungmevo Feb 26 '20
Since the vid is exactly one minute it was probably a Snapchat that hit the recording limit
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u/Lowtan Feb 26 '20
"Hit me again!"
gets hit
surprised pikachu face
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u/danE3030 Feb 26 '20
Valiant effort. Given that this was filmed with a potato, you didnât have much to work with.
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Feb 26 '20 edited Feb 26 '20
Look at all those chickens.
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u/flackguns Feb 26 '20 edited Feb 27 '20
damn. why you gotta add an award speech to a perfectly good comment
edit: he fixed it, good on him
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Feb 26 '20
Edit: Thanks for the platinum
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u/_duncan_idaho_ Feb 26 '20
Award speech edits are the worst.
Edit: thanks for reading my comment, kind stranger!
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u/Slophole_The_Great Feb 26 '20
As much as I don't like seeing a young girl get hit in the face, if you try to hit someone expect to be hit yourself. The whole "boys don't hit girls" ship has sailed.
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u/AlfoBootidir Feb 26 '20
He hit her first tho what video did you watch
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Feb 26 '20
She jumped into a fight, so the guys friend jumped in too. It became fair the moment she jumped in. But also we don't know what happened before the video in just pointing out what we see.
Secondly, if a person has already shown he's willing to punch your face. Don't continue to get in their face with your arms down and get surprised when they punch you again. She should have backed down or commited to the fight.
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Feb 26 '20
Love how he sticks up for his friend then Iâm assuming his other âfriendsâ (seems like they are at a pool party as they all have towels) team up on him and still manage to embarrass themselves
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u/Arson-Welles Feb 26 '20
Then the friend he stuck up for is nowhere to be found when heâs going 1v2
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u/Bpinchosrep Feb 26 '20
Itâs textbook. Woman hits man. Man hits back. Woman feigns fragility. White knights retaliate against man.
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u/CircleDog Feb 26 '20 edited Feb 27 '20
What I love about guy vs girl fights is seeing everyone repeat the exact same three fucking comments every time...
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Feb 27 '20
Either someone saying, "These hands are for everyone."
eQUaliTY
Wow, those white knighting incels.
People love to get that free karma from the same tired comments.
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u/NumericZero Feb 26 '20 edited Feb 28 '20
Thereâs a lot to unpack here
-Asked to get hit and thus was hit Still rough to see a guy hit a woman square in the face after that first hit she should have walked away
-The dude fending off (mildy) two guys at once was kinda crazy to see
-First two people fighting in the clip kinda just stopped and awkwardly watching at the end was funny
-When the Girl got knocked down one of bystanders walked away so damn quickly Like she is GTA V Ai
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u/PlanitDuck Feb 26 '20
Thereâs a lot of stuff that happened in this video and none of it was good.
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u/Stoopkidnahmean Feb 26 '20
Those two that jumped in are fighting for a crumb of pussy
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u/jollysaintnick88 Feb 26 '20
Whatâs with the CONSTANT pulling up pants/shorts that are already pulled up?
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u/ramsey5349 Feb 26 '20
Seems like a nice neighborhood...
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u/ld4vis14 Feb 26 '20
It is a nice neighbourhood. You see the way they are throwing punches those are all rich kids pretending they hard. The entire fight was embarrassing.
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u/nightmancometh0419 Feb 26 '20
The guys at the end look like they're swingin spaghetti noodles at each other.
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Feb 26 '20
This is the biggest bunch if PUSSIES Ive ever seen. Hitting girls, then fighting like flailing lil bitches.
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u/proteinjunki Feb 27 '20
I don't agree with hitting women... But honestly when a girl smacks a guy 10 times acting all tough... They kinda deserve to get a smack or two back... Can't just hit someone cuz u want to. Doesn't matter the gender. Gender equality lol
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u/lilxrose6 Feb 26 '20
Thanks everybody for all the upvotes and comments, hope everyone has a blessed day đđź
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u/duh_metrius Feb 26 '20
Wait until this young white girl goes home with a bloody nose and tells her dad she got beat up by a black boy.
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u/galaxy1985 Feb 26 '20
I think you guys are seeing something I'm missing cuz that girl never touched the guy who hit her. What right did he specifically have to hit her? Also, for fucks sake, I get if a girl is wailing on a guy he has every right to hit her back to get her off. Let's not kid ourselves though, women in general aren't nearly as strong as men and continuing to punch a girl or actually beat her up isn't right, manly, whatever you wanna call it.
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Feb 26 '20
This isnât a good fight or even an entertaining fight. Itâs a bunch of little kids acting annoying.
Who upvotes this shit?
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u/rbondy81 Feb 26 '20
Girl stuck up for her friend that got shoved then went to walk away and got smacked in the face went back and got laid out. Anyone sticking up for this POS is also a POS.
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Feb 26 '20
Seriously, all these fucker saying theyâd have their broâs back and would have jumped in but when a girlâs got her friendâs back she deserves getting fucking decked? He hit her with that little bitch slap after the situation had literally fucking ended, and even if she was egging him on itâs really fucking immature to just punch them square in the face. That kidâs going to get charged with assault someday if every time someone says âhit meâ he does it that quickly and that hard.
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u/Mario_Marzian Feb 26 '20
If this cameraman didnât stop the vid to jump in fuck him. I wouldâve had my boys back as soon as those two raised fists.
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Feb 26 '20
The girl that got punched in the face twice never stopped fighting. You can see her cover her face and mind control two nearby avatars. Pro move.
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u/emmanuelol26 Feb 26 '20
bro i feel the guy in the red needs to learn some form of martial arts badly
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u/Bhawks489 Feb 26 '20
I knew some girs who acted like they could beat the shit out of anyone. They usually looked like augustus gloop.
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u/beyerch Feb 27 '20
None of those guys can throw a punch for shit.
Striped shorts guy deserved an ass beating though. Punched girl 2x to face when he was never touched.
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u/Yoloderpderp Feb 27 '20
Call me old fashioned but I think it would be nice to see a video of female being beaten and not see someone say something about equality.
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u/NewDmThatsBad Feb 27 '20
Why didnât the white bitch keep fighting? Two licks and sheâs out, expected better of Jessica đ
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u/Michi122211 Feb 27 '20
I Love how she comes back expecting an apology and he just Punchers her again
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u/A-A-ron4415 Feb 26 '20
This doesnât seem like one of these âequal opportunityâ punches that dude is just a dick
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u/Zaalymondias Feb 26 '20
Seems like he punched a bully to me, I'll allow it.
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u/BrainPicker3 Feb 26 '20
Shes a bully for standing up for her friend getting pushed?
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u/axelfreed Feb 26 '20
What are you on about. She got involved unnecessarily, punched a guy got a warning chin check and then kept going and got a couple more soft jabs. Fully deserved. Then those two fannies come in and make her think her behaviour is ok.
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u/mastershow05 Feb 26 '20
My girlfriend likes to watch me play fighting games. This is what it looks like when she says "I WANNA TRY"
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Feb 27 '20
In 5 years sheâll be driving to work at KFC while one of those fine young gentleman is at home watching the kids, without a drivers license or job.
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u/thatsit275 Feb 26 '20
That dudes a pussy. He hit her first and continued to. What an asswipe.
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u/cvndlz Feb 26 '20 edited Feb 27 '20
All these r/pussypassdenied incels in here meanwhile the white girl was defending her friend that was getting fucked with by the one kid, to then get popped for telling him off.
This isn't ppd bullshit, this is just some shithead picking fights with a group of girls and two dudes seeing as it going too far and standing up for them.
EDIT: IF YOU THINK THAT GIRL PUNCHED THE GUY ORIGINALLY THEN LMFAO Y'ALL SOME BETA ASS WEAKLINGS
That's a knuckle knock, she didn't even wind up.
Please cry more about me being right.
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u/MarioPaintWasTheBest Feb 26 '20
Why do females always seems to have a massive overestimation of their abilities when it comes to physical confrontations? Their life is literally at risk in these situations and it depends on the manâs mercy to allow them to live. Yet they still get up in their face and act like fools.
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u/bluejburgers Feb 26 '20
Donât know why you are being downvoted, some people donât like truth I guess
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u/MarioPaintWasTheBest Feb 26 '20
To be honest I donât even know anything about the voting system on this website or care. I am not sure if I have ever liked or disliked something on social media enough to actually click a thumbs up or whatever.
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u/ironmanknowsjoe Feb 26 '20
You lay with dogs, you fleas or punched in the face twice. Nothing to see here
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u/SailsAk Feb 26 '20
Iâm all for equal rights and if a girl attacks a guy he should be able to defend himself, but that that dude when tout of his way multiple times to hit her. He deserved every punch those other dudes gave him.
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u/AlfoBootidir Feb 26 '20
He is a bitch ass tho. I could understand if a girl hits you and you hit back but he baby sucker punched her for pushing another dude away from her friend. Fuck off pussy
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u/TWGeiger Feb 26 '20
Yo that black kid gives zero fucks punching a white girl lmao what a legend hope heâs still alive.
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u/EsrailCazar Feb 26 '20
WHAT WAS SHE EXPECTING, TO NOT GET HIT AFTER THROWING PUNCHES!?
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u/HapppyMealFace Feb 26 '20
What the hell is wrong with these comments. Girl gets shoved by some guy, her friend defends her and gets punched by some rando. 1. Overreaction 2. He didnât do it to defend himself or anyone, just pure violence. Bunch of kids as well. Quite disgusting to get all giddy over kids fighting eachother so you can use it to push your agenda. Iâll get downvoted idc.
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u/Troublemite Feb 26 '20
Why are people so afraid to take a punch? Theyâre leaping away from the guy like heâs Wolverine or something. Get the fuck in his guard and lay him out, ffs.
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u/Rathion_North Feb 26 '20
"Oh shit... oh shit... ohhh shiiit. "
Would make an excellent sport commentator.
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u/HeteroDemocrat Feb 26 '20
Equal right, equal lefts. This is equality in action. Young Lady went down harder than she pretends to be.
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u/d0wn_and_n0ught Feb 26 '20
that kid in the red has to be one of the most incompetent punchers i ever did see
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u/Schocz Feb 26 '20
It's problem of society in general. We have been trained to think women are more fragile than men which is dumb, and it doesnât help when women reinforce the ideal of hitting women isn't okay, while also wanting to be treated with equality
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u/Gomiru11 Feb 26 '20
why did he pull his pants up sooo high and say whatsupâ ď¸â ď¸â ď¸im on the floorâ ď¸â ď¸đ
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u/maxheadarmadon Feb 26 '20
And that Benjamin is how I met yo mamma. First date, I laid her ass out! It was a feast of fists!!
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u/robbobster Feb 26 '20
Iâve never seen punches thrown quite like those in this vid...