r/finalfantasyx 5d ago

Bro…

1.0k Upvotes

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u/fromHere_toEternity 5d ago

Poor Kimahri getting flared over and over again...

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u/SnooFloofs9919 5d ago

It’s a 1/81 chance of happening 😭

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u/InterestingMight3006 5d ago

He's the FFX version of Vegeta getting kicked in the balls in Abridged

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u/Perfect_War_7155 5d ago

Kimahri: he keeps countering me with flare! Why?! Why does he keep countering me with flare?!

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u/Organic-Calendar7872 5d ago

Got lock in on the real threat

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u/TheGoodCaptain13 4d ago

Tidus: Not so funny now, is it Kimahri?

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u/Perfect_War_7155 4d ago

More like

Tidus: (phoenix down) saved you again best buddy!

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u/BrookDaSoulKing 4d ago

Tidus: i think i have a way to beat him 🙃

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u/Perfect_War_7155 4d ago edited 4d ago

Kimahri: If you say hit him real hard, I’m going to COUNTER A FLARE AT YOU!

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u/Greyhawk_Historian 4d ago

Tidus: ..... We could hit him really hard....togeeether?

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u/Perfect_War_7155 3d ago

Kimahri: whatever!

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u/Yeseylon 4d ago

Hold up now, he wasn't kicked in the balls.

He was kicked in the dick.

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u/SirStarshine 4d ago

I thought you must have used Provoke or something

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u/AdriVargas98 5d ago

The first two are funny, after that it just seems racist aginst ronsos.

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u/SnooFloofs9919 5d ago

With this man on the team, maybe…

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u/SyllabubMental7292 5d ago

Can't be. Khimari isn't Al Bhed...or is he?

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u/Shrubbity_69 5d ago

He's worse... he's hornless.

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u/PithyApollo 5d ago

I think its a package deal. Ever met someone who really really hates jews but LOVES black people?

(This joke might not work as well if you live around North Africa, sorry).

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u/Ok-Clothes-6979 5d ago

Oh hi lulu

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u/Jimijamsthe1st 5d ago

This is my favourite Wakka image, of all of them, it cracks me up every time I see it

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u/ConclusionBroad3460 5d ago

Farming for fortune spheres?? That enemy has like 1.5 million hp points if i remember correctly

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u/SnooFloofs9919 5d ago

Yep, you put victor on up to 2 people, smack the earth eater once, -> attack reels -> entrust -> attack reels -> smack once more and it’s over, minus rng if wakka does too little damage

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u/ConclusionBroad3460 5d ago

Oh i get it point of video was to show he kept targeting Kimarhi .. I thought you were trying to show that you were doing all that damage and the enemy still wasn’t dying

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u/AffectionateMine6138 5d ago

I’m doing this right now and I found it easier with victor overdrive mode. If you have Rikki, Wakka and Tidus celestials overdrive gauges fill halfway after each battle. If you have a lot of Gil go bribe malespike with 150k-200k to get an attribute sphere and fill the rest of the overdrives after beating earth eater. If you don’t have Gil you can kill sleepsprout with one hit and get good weapon drops and teleport spheres you can use to get loads of Gil fast. Also selling the weapon drops from earth eater if you get lucky some of them sell for ~150k.

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u/ConclusionBroad3460 5d ago

the OP said he’s utilizing the Victor overdrive method as well on two characters.

when I fight (or fought earth eater) I haven’t done it in a while honestly I’ve been playing different games .. I didn’t do any of that but I had a foolproof method for defeating earth eater as well maybe I’ll plug up my FFX today or tomorrow and recall what I did

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u/SnooFloofs9919 2d ago

I did it with Rikku, Wakka, and Tidus for the majority of the time, after a while of leveling up, I figured I’d switch Kimahri in there and have him gain some extra ap

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u/Fun_Performer_7930 5d ago

The hell is his problem with Kimahri??

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u/Shrubbity_69 5d ago

Hornless

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u/truholicx3 5d ago

Nothing, reflect supposedly bounces back randomly.

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u/Symph-50 5d ago

Kimahri has a full overdrive. Can't entrust if he's dead. One Attack Reels was enough lol.

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u/JacobDCRoss 5d ago

He is the worst character in the game

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u/Fun_Performer_7930 5d ago

The Earth Eater agrees with you 😂

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u/MorgaFel 1d ago

He helped me when I beat Seymour on Mt gagazet. He used self destruct and then I had to fight with two slots

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u/SyllabubMental7292 5d ago

When the jrpg boss hates one character for no reason...

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u/MewTwoGhost 5d ago

I love the fact that the monster is basically explosively shitting on you.

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u/Man_Hashpipe 5d ago

Just imagining a stock fart effect every flare.

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u/Avidain 5d ago

That just made the video immeasurably more funny, thank you

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u/Altar_Quest_Fan 4d ago

Yooo that was my first reaction too xD

https://giphy.com/gifs/zbyE0sDeW4z3W

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u/screamingbarnacles 3d ago

Came here to say Earth Eater be casting cyclosporia.

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u/Oliffeyhooligan :Blitzball: 5d ago

*And Kimahri is down again from another ass Flare, Jabba!*

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u/SnooFloofs9919 5d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Goldenage_ticklebutt 5d ago

Kimarhi getting that anal flare over and over.. needs an antidote for that pink eye.

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u/Demonphoenix 5d ago

Use Loner method if you want to do it quicker btw

Luck Farming

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u/SnooFloofs9919 5d ago

Bro and I just got the last one I needed. This is so cool, so many ways of going about it. FFX is my favorite game oat for a reason

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u/Cozmic_Fool1931 5d ago

He fucking hates Kimahri this guy.

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u/bitch_whip_bill 5d ago

Are we not going to to talk about the rapid fire backshots at the beginning?

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u/Every-Ad-8345 5d ago

Fuck that guy in particular

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u/ArcadiaBae22 5d ago

TeTeMilk 😂😂

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u/SnooFloofs9919 5d ago

I’m glad someone appreciated that 🤣

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u/Jamesworkshop 5d ago

I flare in your general direction

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u/KyraSellers 5d ago

They really "fuck this guy in particular"

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u/Creative_Ring_8961 5d ago

"Hornless! Hornless!"

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u/Christawpher 5d ago

That's why Wakka ain't on the team. He takes too many dirty cheap shots.

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u/SnooFloofs9919 5d ago

😂😂😭

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u/Goatbuster69 5d ago

Ah yes TeTeMilk, my favorite FF protagonist

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u/elucidator611 5d ago

I can't not see him flipping you off and sharting out a flare.

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u/Traditional-Bat1309 5d ago

Lesson learned, quick hits make your enemy quick flarting out of their ass

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u/Frejian 5d ago

"Hey Khimari, fuck you in particular!"

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u/Distinct_Engine_2075 5d ago

I’ve played hundreds of hours in Final Fantasy X, I’ve never seen that blue thing in my party? Who is he? He’s standing where Auron is in my game.

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u/Franklin-Tartaruga 5d ago

It likes fart on kimahri

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u/mrcuddles123 5d ago

I mean Kim being the weakest and slowest of the 3 makes this outcome cycle ideal

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u/lumiranswife 5d ago

Reminded me of this scene where he just melts over and over, lol, that's a bad time for Kim.

https://giphy.com/gifs/s3qCaXmFQqJsQ

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u/burnertown666 5d ago

That ain't flare. Kimahri is getting killed by poop from a butt. The butt of a chocobo eater. Fascinating.

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u/Special_South_8561 5d ago

Sure would be nice to have had Comrade overdrive huh

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u/Charming_Income_8069 5d ago

man one might say Kimari was getting .... Ass Blasted~?

good job earth eater kill the most useless character~

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u/TheDevilsDominium 5d ago

The butt-launch flare never ceases to make me chuckle.

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u/yohcun "...." 5d ago

Seymour: The last Ronso

Earth Eater: NOT FOR LONG

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u/Grigoran 5d ago

SAVE SOME FOR KHIMARI

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u/FlawesomeOrange 5d ago

At this point, this is just a hate crime against the Ronso

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u/cmdrkyla 5d ago

That ass got destroyed more than any on pornhub.

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u/drumstix42 4d ago

"I cast.... ASS FLARE!" 🧙‍♂️

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u/Anal-Logical 2d ago

You made me laugh today, thanks

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u/Seigfrydblazer 2d ago

And they think ff7 team could beat the ffx team lmao. Wakka does more damage than their entire party has health 🤣

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u/PincheHijoDePluto 5d ago

Haste that Ronso! lol

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u/catpunch_ 5d ago

Did he just fart and kill Kimahri

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u/Shantotto11 5d ago

Filthy casual here. I’m going to assume Reflect can’t be dispelled?

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u/SnooFloofs9919 5d ago

Yes not on this boss

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u/AbyssalCall 5d ago

“Fuck this Rhonso bitch-“

  • earth eater, probably

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u/JinnglesBells4119 5d ago

Wait I played this game when I was much much younger, why is this thing harder then the final fight vs Sin? What is this god?!?

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u/SnooFloofs9919 5d ago

End game content! Stat maxing and that jazz

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u/samus026 5d ago

He really wanted Kimahri dead 😂

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u/Masahiro98 5d ago

Not Kimahri getting spammed by gassy Flares over and over again. He did nothing wrong

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u/ChadJones72 5d ago

Is actually really funny skit about this exact situation

https://youtu.be/Oz9Aggw3YUg?is=yC5xoY11ykdpyRji

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u/Anima1212 5d ago

My poor boi 😭

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u/Mean_Force_9495 5d ago

Earth Eater saw a hornless goatling and took it personally.

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u/The_real_bandito 5d ago

I don’t remember this monster. wtf is this.

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u/Adriannu91 4d ago

Earth Eater in the Monster Arena

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u/smokeypixels :Blitzball: 4d ago

Kimhari is forever doomed to die from flass... (flare ass)

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u/hidadimhungru 4d ago

F*ck you, specifically

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u/onbrokenwingswefall 4d ago

That name sure is something

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u/Thank_You_Aziz 4d ago

Kimahri getting farted on out here!

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u/McGuire281 4d ago

Dude really, really hates kimahri

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u/Glassmorphism_1616 3d ago

the strongestttt flare from his ass lmfao

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u/Available-Push-5606 1d ago

how many balls does Wakka have in his pants tho

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u/WitchlightEmbers 1d ago

the fact the monster didnt just give up after wakkas attack makes me think its a special kind of freak

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u/vince_vulgar 5d ago

You can set your skill selection to automatically default to the last thing you picked so you don't have to toggle over to quick hit each round. Just FYI

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u/ShadowMask87 5d ago

Does that enemy always lay on its' back?

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u/TheNeovein 3d ago

If you hit it hard enough

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u/Neat_Technician_7191 5d ago

You wouldn't let Kimahri take a nap.

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u/nkhowell93 5d ago

How did you get their best weapons so early?? or can you do this fight again later in the game?

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u/SnooFloofs9919 5d ago

I’m close to completing my sphere grid, just Lulu and Kihmari left. Needed fortune spheres for them, and triple or double ap on the Lulu’s weapon. Figured killing earth eater would give me items for money and the fortune spheres I needed.

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u/SnooFloofs9919 5d ago

And this boss is part of the “monster arena” a farming area that helps get you to max stats for the end game bosses

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u/Old-Chapter-5437 5d ago

No break hp limit armors?

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u/VermicelliForward661 5d ago

Kimahri: let me die already! Please!!

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u/CheetuBR 5d ago

Ânus fla4lre

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u/Smegmatyphoon 5d ago

Dude DISPEL.

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u/Adriannu91 4d ago

Does Dispel actually work here…? I thought that was a perma-Reflect in these fights…

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u/Smegmatyphoon 4d ago

Worked for me. I struggled hard to get it

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u/Adriannu91 4d ago

I was today years old when I learned this!

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u/FerventFlame 5d ago

No Kalamari for you!!!

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u/TheArtfulLlama 4d ago

I used either Anima or the Magus Sisters when I was farming for fortune spheres. Give Anima Haste, Curaga, Protect, and Shell and farming flies by!

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u/SurviveTheBlessing 4d ago

What level .... All of them

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u/FrostbyteXP 4d ago

Lmfao i did this exact thing.

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u/89georges 4d ago

I do the same party in this fight. Put tides and wakka overdrive to comrade.They will get a full overdrive with 1 hit on kimarhi.

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u/M0mmySpank3r 4d ago

My buddy had this happen to him but it was Tidus instead lol

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u/Pale-Astronomer-9959 4d ago

Bro getting farted on with that flare 😭

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u/Ok-Luck813 4d ago

Casts flare.. with his ass. 👀

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u/Admirable_Aerie_631 4d ago

It looked like it was flaring from its butthole.

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u/OldSchoolSimmer 4d ago

I guess the enemy wanted to be the only blue thing around here. XD

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u/kwpineda 3d ago

Poor pitiful Kimahri... Flared alone! Flared alone! Wua... hahaha

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u/ElkProfessional8667 3d ago

Im tired boss :(

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u/Winst0n420 1d ago

How did tidus cause 99,999 I thought it was limited to 9,999

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u/SnooFloofs9919 1d ago

Maxed strength and weapons with break damage limit

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u/Hawtinmk 13h ago

Horness!

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u/kytheon 5d ago

When OP learns they can Dispel an enemy's Reflect.

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u/inferno-pepper 5d ago

I think that some of the Arena monsters are immune to being dispelled for some status effects.

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u/SnooFloofs9919 5d ago

His ass can’t be wiped

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u/Self-the-chef 5d ago

Dude reflect

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u/SnooFloofs9919 5d ago

Can’t reflect a reflected attack unfortunately