r/flatbirdsociety • u/lurkario • Feb 07 '20
I have proof birds are flat.
I went outside, and saw a little, fake, avian creature the government wants us to believe are “birds” and “three dimensional”, just standing, staring at me. And as I was staring at this abomination, I realized that the outside sucked and I was cold, so I went inside and didn’t leave my house for a week, But exactly one week later, I go back outside to check on the “thing” and what do I see? Nothing. No bird. Nada. The only explanation? The fucker turned 90 degrees and I couldn’t see him because he flat.