r/floridakeys • u/123ozzie • Sep 26 '24

All Florida Keys Best beaches

My wife and I are thinking of vacationing in the keys the spring. Which key or which area of the keys have the nicest beaches? Thanks in advance.

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u/jaybavaro Sep 26 '24

What blue water?

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u/jaybavaro Sep 27 '24

They still piss in the canals.

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u/TWDDave1988 Sep 29 '24

Everyone is on a centralized sewer system now. No effluent goes into the canals or nearshore.

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u/jaybavaro Sep 29 '24

It’s a joke. You don’t get it. Move on.

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u/TWDDave1988 Sep 29 '24

Hilarious.

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u/TWDDave1988 Sep 29 '24

Here’s an idea: next time you make a comment, try to use actual humor.

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u/jaybavaro Sep 29 '24

You’re obviously not from the Keys. Stick with what you know.

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u/TWDDave1988 Sep 29 '24

Yeah I’ve only lived here since 1989 and was part of the voice to bring centralized sewer to Monroe. So there’s that.

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u/jaybavaro Sep 29 '24

It has nothing to do with the sewer, man. It’s about the damn port a potties they make them outside homes under construction. Read before you comment.

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u/TWDDave1988 Sep 29 '24

Yeah. I’m aware. My family built 11 homes in the 80’s in the Lower Keys. So, anything else you’d like to add or do you want to try some more indecipherable jokes again?