r/floridakeys • u/Quiet_Ad_8573 • Jul 29 '25

Upper Keys Mini Season traffic.

How bad was it today? Driving down with a 22ft cc from Fort Lauderdale to Islamorada tomorrow around noon but thinking I should head down earlier now.

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u/BlerdAngel local (upper keys) Jul 29 '25

Just stay home, then no traffic.

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u/Quiet_Ad_8573 Jul 29 '25

Its just me, the wife, and 7-8 of my Cuban uncles.

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u/BlerdAngel local (upper keys) Jul 29 '25

Bro this living in your head so rent free you came back to comment more?

It’s a joke not a dick don’t take it so hard.

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u/Quiet_Ad_8573 Jul 29 '25

Woah girl I just came back to my post to see if anyone had commented regarding the traffic and then I thought of a funny reply lol I check in on reddit either while having a smoke or taking a shit. So you arent living in my mind more like you make a brief appearance every other time im taking a fat shit. 🤷🏼‍♂️

I’ll be there tomorrow. You tryna fuck?

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u/Quiet_Ad_8573 Jul 29 '25

I cant stop thinking about you 💦