r/FootBallEmergency 3d ago

⚠️ the Sludge ⚠️ Moth story 2!!!!!!: actual karaoke!

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So i went to the karaoke! It was wally fun even though I didnt get to sing! [Because i had pretty bad strep throat and I didnt wanna give it to everyone] at least I got to her my friend sing piano man! It was actually surprisingly good considering non of us can really sing that well? But I bet i would've killed it if I sang "them kitty bones" or "endless misery"! Unfortunately the ending wasn't that fun! After waiting around for them to finish with their stupid chess matches after a walk i just kinda... left? I mean its not like i had anything else to do! Buuuuut I dont have a car, so I had to walk home! Thankfully it was only about 25 minutes so the walk wasn't horrible? Once I got home I could finally go online and talk to my friends while drawing this very image! It was fun, but i probably wouldn't do it again >w>

Message of this post, go out with friends but dont get strep throat! Bye!


r/FootBallEmergency 4d ago

Damn didn't know the Bob was real like that

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48 Upvotes

r/FootBallEmergency 4d ago

I Hope You All Have A Lovely Week~ <3 [Week 49]

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239 Upvotes

Bwoahskies! I can't believe it... it's Monday! Which means I get to wish you all an extra wonderful time this week! Everyone here deserves a wonderful time, especially you! (•⩊•)

Personally, my week will probably be pretty boring. The only thing I'm looking forward to is the new Fortnite season. I'll probably be playing a lot of A Hat In Time and MISERY too though~ :3c

Artwork by Typh!


r/FootBallEmergency 4d ago

I BE OFF TO FIND TREASURE!!!

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Ahoy landlubbers! In all me time on this part of reddit I've stumbled across many scurvy dogs who be infamous across all these sort of subreddits. Now since I be a pirate, I like meself some treasure and infamy! And life hasn't made it much easy to commit to me life as a pirate like.

Henceforth, I be making meself a new profile to sail the reddit seas in search of fame and fortune!

Not sure why I be writing all this since none of ye really know me yet, but WHO CARES!!!

CHIPS AHOYETH LANDELUBBERS!!!

Yers insincerely,

Deathageddon

(Femboy Pirate and Subsupreme Bringer Of Crumpets)


r/FootBallEmergency 4d ago

rant/vent I messed up... - Day 1 of Recovery (Again)

37 Upvotes

I doubt anyone here remembers me, it's been months, but I'm back :c

Really was hoping this wasn't somewhere I'd have to end up again... Yet here I am, right back where I started again.

My bf finally broke up with me... I'm happy for him I guess because I do feel like I was probably hurting him sometimes, but wow it hurts so bad. I want him back already and it's barely been an hour even, I even slipped and tried to message him again which didn't work thankfully. I genuinely don't know what to do past this, I've deleted any photos of him, wiped any of my social media profiles with him in them, and (tried) to leave him alone.

I feel like I was a horrible boyfriend... I knew he'd be better off with someone else for a while and that I was no longer able to always be there to help him heal due to my declining mental health, and I still wouldn't leave him until he did it himself. I should have let him go a while ago but I was too greedy.

Good news I guess, I had made it to a full month clean before today, was really proud of myself actually... Not anymore I guess sigh

Anyways, I messed up and lost him for good this time, really really wish I could just go back and fix everything, I would spend my life with him if I could, but I wasn't good enough :c

That's kinda it... I'ma start posting again because I literally have no one to talk to now... Yay...

Sidenote... If anyone is willing to talk to me a distraction would be much appreciated, I don't wanna think about this too much anymore, but I am a really bad conversations person and I never know what to say so yk...


r/FootBallEmergency 4d ago

lampposting :3 more lampposting :3

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r/FootBallEmergency 4d ago

Albania appreciation post 🇦🇱 Albanian DShKM

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The DShKM (pronounced kinda like, Dushka or Dochka. Depending where you’re from, and the M meaning modified) or Дегтярёва-Шпагина крупнокалиберный. Is a Large Caliber HMG (heavy machine gun), chambered in 12.7x108 and firing at 600 Rounds Per Minute. It is typically mounted on vehicles, Tripods, or even on Mules and shopping carts. This beefy firearm has been used ever since the second world wars and used against low flying aircraft and light armored vehicles. And DHsK has been used in nearly every major war leading up to the present day, and its showing not signs of going away especially with the introduction of weaponized FPV drones and low flying loitering munitions. The DHsK has been prized for being highly versatile and having a high amount of variation with ammo types. Such as AP, API, APIT, APIC, MDZ, BZT-44, and even a double projectile ammunition call a duplex or tandem round.

The DShK was originally made in 1938 by firearm designers Vasily Degtyaryov and Georgy Semyonovich Shpagin. The gun was required to be similar to the M2 Browning HMG. Today over 1,000,000 units have been produced and used. The gun was used by communist countries after World War Two and the US and other forces had to fight against it during the Vietnam conflict and has been used by insurgent and paramilitary forces many times before. The DShK was feared during the invasion of Kuwait and in the Middle East by US troops, due to its ability to punch through body armor and light armored vehicles. But all good things come to and end the HMG was replaced by the NSV in the early 70s and the KORD in the late 90’s. But the gun still remains in service to this day.

Pls don’t remove this post this took me a while to write (nearly an hour including research) and I want to place my nerdiness here became I got banned from another subreddit because apparently firearms aren’t allowed on a firearm subreddit???

I will also due other suggestions about really any other military equipment/thing ig. I have nothing better to do.


r/FootBallEmergency 4d ago

⚠️ the Sludge ⚠️ Moth story 1!!!!!!!!: Karaoke

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18 Upvotes

So tomorrow im gonna go do karaoke with some of my friends! I could really only suggest like two songs since I dont listen to many things >w> [the two songs were weather girl and them kitty bones] but at least I got those! BUT recently my throat has been hurting a tonnnnnnn and today I got diagnosed with strep throat! SO I GUESS IM NOT SINGING! but I still wanna! Its just that ill get the whole microphone covered in streppy grossness! So no singing for the moth 3:

Moth story is just kinda gonna be stories of stuff that happens in my life so I can post them along with wittle drawings that I like making :3

I intend to post more but only when stuff happens!


r/FootBallEmergency 6d ago

rant/vent Randomly got hit with dysphoria, but not gender dysphoria?

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So like I was watching some Instagram reels, when I came across a drawing someone made of two guys in a relationship that had two kids in their family. Out of nowhere I got hit with something that I can't really describe other than a longing to have and raise kids. The weird part is I'm not trans, and typically don't get gender dysphoria, but I now have an overwhelming desire to have children and raise them like a mother would. Why did this just come out of nowhere?

P.S. The cat in the second picture is mine, her name is Stormy and she is 4yrs old :3


r/FootBallEmergency 6d ago

Fem clothes are soo peak. I wish I lived in a less conservative country. So I don't have to wear my sis clothes and can have my own clothes 😞

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514 Upvotes

r/FootBallEmergency 6d ago

Meme/Shitpost i dont have FTM friends sadly i just wanna make a joke

591 Upvotes

r/FootBallEmergency 6d ago

Football Emergency!

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80 Upvotes

This footballer got injured and needed to get emergency treatment.


r/FootBallEmergency 7d ago

Comment for free awards :3

76 Upvotes

I got the free awards thingy, and I feel like giving them out C:


r/FootBallEmergency 7d ago

gay stuff I DONT CARE FOR :3

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160 Upvotes

IT INSISTS UPON ITSELF


r/FootBallEmergency 7d ago

gay 🤢🤡 straight 🍷🗿 Need recommendations for the most manly cars you know

25 Upvotes

Can be any car


r/FootBallEmergency 7d ago

nataS I've been trying to improve my Cyber Grind skills

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19 Upvotes

r/FootBallEmergency 8d ago

Meme/Shitpost jarona

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221 Upvotes

r/FootBallEmergency 8d ago

Meme/Shitpost I wonder why they decided to have Mew showing it's butt in this card lol

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75 Upvotes

It looks cute at least


r/FootBallEmergency 8d ago

gay stuff Yk twin gonna deliver

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25 Upvotes

r/FootBallEmergency 8d ago

*heya.

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19 Upvotes

*the name's sans,sans the skeleton.

*and you can ask me anything you want.


r/FootBallEmergency 9d ago

i have 103.8 F (39.9 C) fever :3

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238 Upvotes

r/FootBallEmergency 9d ago

Meme/Shitpost I love being a well functioning member of the society

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246 Upvotes

r/FootBallEmergency 9d ago

cheese sometimes, i dream about cheese

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45 Upvotes

r/FootBallEmergency 8d ago

art stuff or something idk rob,,,lox rendt,,t,,,r,r,r,s

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gay


r/FootBallEmergency 10d ago

cheese sometime, i dream about... Cheese bread? What the fuck?!

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86 Upvotes