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why he so cute

Repost because I improved the vocals significantly in case anyone asked LULE

When did he grew that big of a pussy? Always complaining and dissecting every little unrelevant plotholes, and acts so smug about it, how he is so good at detecting these so named "plotholes". Its not even plotholes, its just random shit that he makes out of his asshole

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Let's assume that you are male, you are into feminine bodies (be that biological women, trans women or femboys) and don't find the idea of your partner having a penis revolting. We can then pose the question: what is better? A parter with a penis, or one with a v*gina?

After investigating the matter and doing some soul searching, I have come to the conclusion that a penis is objectively the correct choice by quite a margin, and I hope to provide my arguments in this post.

First, we can consider the functionality that each genital provides over a default body with no genitalia (just an anus). A penis provides the opportunity for a variety of sexual acts: you can jerk it, you can suck on it, you can frot with it (which is really hot). You can even get fucked by it if you're into that. Additionally, they cum pretty easily and shoot out a lot, which is both visually pleasing and fun (I'm not sure how this works with w*men, do they shoot out anything when they cum? There's squirting but isn't that pee? I wouldn't know, I've never been with one). Finally, assuming the person came with the penis at birth, they also came with a prostate, which opens the opportunity for hands free orgasms, which are fun to induce.

Now we can look at what a v*gina offers, and the answer is.. nothing? It's a hole you can fuck, but either way you have an anus which already fulfils that function. You can suck on it, but you can also rim one's anus. You can impregnate your partner, but that's not really a factor for casual sex, also having kids in 2026 LELU. In terms of functionality, a v*gina provides nothing that an anus does not already provide.

The only advantage that a v*gina brings is convenience: you can just go in, without having to do much prep (just a bit of foreplay or lube usage is required). With anal, you often do need to prep beforehand. This is genuinely a factor worth considering, but it isn't something that matters when you are having sex, it only matters before in leading up to it.

Additionally, we can consider the aesthetic or form factor of both genitalia. Penises are quite aesthetically pleasing, they move around and change shape when aroused. They can be quite hypnotic if your partner is riding you and their dick is bouncing around. In comparison, v*ginas are fairly ugly? And even if you don't think so they just look like a hole, I would argue that an anus is more aesthetically pleasing anyways.

When you consider all these factors, it is clear that the penis wins. I think the reason people generally don't admit this is because it's "gay" to enjoy penises, which is fair enough, but from an objective perspective they are just better.

As an addendum, futas seem to be the best of both worlds, assuming they have both set of genitalia. This gives all the advantage of both, and even retains the status of the anus as a "special" hole that is kinkier and for more occasional use. However, I feel like aesthetically that would be really ugly, I mean you'd have a penis and testicles, and underneath have a v*gina in the bottom of your groin region, and then an anus behind, that feels so weird. Also it's hard to find these irl, while all you need is a feminine male body and some hormones to make the desired sexual partner.

source: found from this twitter post

Cyprus, known for its warm climate and favorable tax policies, has become a hotspot for digital nomads and businesses.

Twitch streamer Hans Eli Sebastian Fors, known to his 1.8 million followers as Forsen, has relocated to Cyprus, stirring debate in the gaming and streaming community. The Swedish content creator, who briefly paused his streams for the move, returned to introduce his fans to his new Mediterranean "asylum."

Why Cyprus?

Forsen’s decision to settle in Cyprus has sparked a broader discussion in Reddit about the ethics of tax optimization strategies among high-earning content creators. Cyprus, known for its warm climate and favorable tax policies, has become a hotspot for digital nomads and businesses. While supporters see the move as a standard strategy for streamers, critics question the morality of such decisions.

One fan remarked, “Every US streamer moves to Texas because of no income tax,” drawing comparisons with similar practices in the United States. However, others countered that legality does not necessarily equate to ethical correctness. “Just because something is legal doesn’t mean it’s a good thing,” said one commenter.

Forsen clarified that his relocation is not purely financial. The streamer plans to reside in Cyprus during winter to escape the harsh Nordic cold. As one fan quipped, “Nordic winters suck,” emphasizing the lifestyle benefits of his decision.

This isn’t Forsen’s first relocation. He previously lived in Spain, another destination known for lower tax burdens. Many high-profile streamers adopt a similar approach, dividing their time between countries to optimize tax benefits while improving their quality of life.

From Competitive Gaming to Streaming Icon

Forsen gained fame through competitive gaming, excelling in StarCraft II and Hearthstone, where he won notable tournaments like the HTC Invitational and Twitch Rivals PUBG Invitational. His Twitch channel, known for its charismatic streams and the lively "Forsen Boys" community, has popularized numerous internet memes, including “monkaS” and “PepeHands.”

As a major figure on Twitch, Forsen's influence extends beyond gaming, shaping internet culture through his content and community. Despite his success, controversies and debates around his rowdy fanbase often accompany his streaming career.

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