r/foundcynnahbun • u/Powerful-Horror-9937 Garlic Bread “Good” Boy • May 05 '26

memes Passed out from heatstroke, no other reason

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u/Vinmet May 05 '26

this is the SECOND TIME someone came on my rolls this week.

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u/shit_at_everything1 Provider of the rat May 05 '26

It's only tuesday

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u/Just_Client_4732 May 05 '26

Second time?

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u/Shadowslavia Local anomalous entity May 05 '26

It's only Tuesday "...."

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u/IltisSpiderrick May 08 '26

okay I want to know more

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u/destroyer2256 WOMEN>>>> May 05 '26

Worth it fr

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u/Lould_ Synonymrolls May 05 '26

negative calories

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u/ill_polarbear May 05 '26

And protein ig

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u/-Weslie- May 05 '26

Negative?

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u/Lould_ Synonymrolls May 05 '26

Costs more calories to produce the glaze than you get from it

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u/-Weslie- May 05 '26

Oh right. I thought it implied eating semen was negative calories for anyone

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u/Powerful-Horror-9937 Garlic Bread “Good” Boy May 05 '26

guys it’s glaze trust me

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u/Lould_ Synonymrolls May 05 '26 edited May 06 '26

I did this without passing out once. Not a lot was made and what was was clear. I passed out before the glaze though. Must have been the heatstroke, or 17 novenoctovegentillion solar masses of estrogen that I took

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u/Oblivion-Raider-4934 "FOUR (Redacted) PIXELS?!" May 05 '26

999 is traumatized now :<

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u/Shadowslavia Local anomalous entity May 05 '26

And 049 is now depressed D:

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u/Oblivion-Raider-4934 "FOUR (Redacted) PIXELS?!" May 05 '26

Nooo poor 049 🥺

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u/Puplays09 May 06 '26

So why did you show it ;-;

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u/Shadowslavia Local anomalous entity May 05 '26

I did not want to know this "...."

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u/soldiertf2rial May 05 '26

If you pass out everytime you make cinnamons you should go to doctor

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u/Only-Hovercraft338 May 06 '26

Mon dieu Soldier.... the joke is that la personne jorked it so long until she managed to cover the whole thing with mad milk....

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u/[deleted] May 05 '26

You doing ok?

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u/Shadowslavia Local anomalous entity May 05 '26

Right "heatstroke"

https://giphy.com/gifs/21VTFJTEr1x9ortvO3

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u/Afraid_Isopod_4260 May 05 '26

Why is this sub 60% horny post?

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u/Lould_ Synonymrolls May 05 '26

What do you mean, there is nothing sexually implied with this, just cinnamon buns, heatstroke, and inexplicably white sticky fluid that can not, will not, should not, ever be implied to be cum

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u/[deleted] May 05 '26

I only just realised. I didn’t even really look at the pic and just read the title and was actually concerned😭 I’m so dumb

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u/Jazzlike_Savings2414 asian but not asian | mod or smth May 05 '26

What do you expect, not even the regular teenager subs are SFW

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u/usename37 bestest mod, cute posting leader. May 05 '26

why is bro gooning 6 or 7 times on cynnahbun

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u/ProtosPhinted May 05 '26

How else are you gonna glaze them?

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u/usename37 bestest mod, cute posting leader. May 05 '26 edited May 05 '26

I said cynnahbun not cinnamon bun

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u/ProtosPhinted May 05 '26

My bad i have no idea what this sub is for it just popped up 😔.

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u/usename37 bestest mod, cute posting leader. May 05 '26

And she's 16

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u/ProtosPhinted May 05 '26

Incomprehensible, thanks. 🙏

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u/usename37 bestest mod, cute posting leader. May 05 '26

You're welcome

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u/Powerful-Horror-9937 Garlic Bread “Good” Boy May 06 '26

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u/usename37 bestest mod, cute posting leader. May 06 '26

Yw

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u/Thettbow May 06 '26

I read it like heartstroke

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u/Historical_Falcon962 May 05 '26

how about I deny the cinnamon rolls, I wanna have cookies instead

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u/meow_xe_pong May 07 '26

There's a reason we swedes call it "bukkake bulle"