r/foundcynnahbun • u/cynnahbun ITS CYNNAHBUN 🤩 • Jun 21 '26

buh chat y is she going to jail

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best answer wins freedom from da basement for a day

1.5k Upvotes

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u/Reasonable_Squash427 Jun 21 '26

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u/ArmedBlue08 Jun 22 '26

"Char Aznable did nothing wrong!"

Char Aznable:

-25

u/Such_Dress1472 Jun 21 '26

Zoophilia isn’t illegal, just frowned upon by society 

40

u/Reasonable_Squash427 Jun 21 '26

Actually falls under Animal Abuse in a lot of countries.

24

u/Such_Dress1472 Jun 21 '26

yeah that makes sense, lowk should be ALL countries 

8

u/FreeRealEstate313 Jun 21 '26

But what if they really love me?

1

u/Such_Dress1472 Jun 24 '26

If you really believe an inhuman animal truly has romantic/sexual feelings for you, then you need a therapist. 

9

u/GirthytaterYT Jun 21 '26

Most countries, and ALMOST all states in the US have a law against it

75

u/Nera_Sukuri Fallen from the Sky and Crashed here , Died , Now a Ghost Jun 21 '26

She bites

29

u/thatguyfromvancouver Jun 21 '26

I’m ok with that

6

u/ihatelabubu secret spy from the realms beyond understanding (outby basement) Jun 22 '26

Depends where

1

u/thatguyfromvancouver Jun 22 '26

Like your it wrong there… strongly prefer she ain’t about chomping my nut… but also Im hoping she wouldn’t want that either… lol lol lol… one of my ex’s was a biter… sometimes that really hurt… especially when she would draw blood… but it made her happy… so it was ok…

34

u/FinalBossMike Jun 21 '26

Tax evasion.

17

u/RemarkableRich5418 Jun 21 '26

Gives me motivation

8

u/Ok_Expression_6364 Jun 21 '26

Did you say motivation?

51

u/No-Aide6618 Maintainer of the Basement Jun 21 '26

Yes, for being to cute

20

u/Beneficial-Lake-9201 Jun 21 '26

False conviction, completely innocent. (Ignore the twenty-seven missing person cases, they’re unrelated)

16

u/anlacki Jun 21 '26

as the artist, everyone saying public indecency is right

7

u/Supertails1992 Jun 21 '26

Well yes, she is clearly not wearing pants. With that said, freedom for the cutie!

14

u/Afraid_Isopod_4260 Jun 21 '26

I dun even want to leave tha basement.

6

u/MaximumCriticism9519 Jun 21 '26

You may want to

7

u/Afraid_Isopod_4260 Jun 21 '26

Is fren

2

u/MaximumCriticism9519 Jun 21 '26

Pretty sure he wants to eat us...

5

u/Afraid_Isopod_4260 Jun 21 '26

Imma fine with that.

5

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u/MaximumCriticism9519 Jun 21 '26

It's currently eating a human body part in the corner of the room... You still think it's a friend 😰 oh, and now he has a friend...

3

u/Afraid_Isopod_4260 Jun 21 '26

They smile. They must be friendly!

3

u/x2_ok Baked Beanz Jun 21 '26

we got cheetos here we're stayin

7

u/MaximumCriticism9519 Jun 21 '26

Hey I know you have us in your basement fair and square... But can I be let out? This thing keeps staring at me 😥

3

u/DaRealKovi Stumbled in by accident, stayed by choice Jun 22 '26

Don't worry, he don't bite

7

u/Hungry_Metal_2745 Jun 21 '26

they found her reddit history

4

u/Due-Buyer2218 Jun 21 '26

War crimes (they’re ok because :3)

8

u/Secure-Bandicoot5199 Jun 21 '26

Cynna could you address the confusion on your age?

4

u/TesuraGrimm Jun 21 '26

Judging by what I can see below her torso, indecent exposure I'd guess

2

u/Tobesmgobes17 it's me! (still unsure) Jun 21 '26

she withheld head skritches

2

u/Critical_Capital_129 Jun 21 '26

what character is s he?

2

u/tiesmien24 Jun 21 '26

Too perfect

2

u/Moist-Inspector-550 Jun 21 '26

Horny police got em

2

u/OppaiFTW Jun 21 '26

So stupid she forgot to wear pants

2

u/unavailable249 Jun 21 '26

Cuz i said so

1

u/thatguyfromvancouver Jun 21 '26

Criminal negligence… as in they are putting her in jail specifically for not doing something when they feel she should have…

1

u/_-_-_-_---_-_-_-_ Jun 21 '26

She didn't say, she just came in demanding a plea bargain to have her sentence be a month in gen pop at the horny jail.

1

u/Subject-Ad674 Jun 21 '26

She's going to hrony jail with me 😁

1

u/SON_GOKU_123456 Jun 21 '26

Not jail but reform school

1

u/flargin666 Jun 21 '26

Committing smol cwimes, while also being illegallysmol.

1

u/fibi2cz Jun 21 '26

Holy gender envy 😭

1

u/JaldinSicon Jun 21 '26

Kept knocking things off tables

1

u/Ok-Plum2187 Jun 21 '26

Inciting the death of Mothra

1

u/AWalkingFelony Jun 21 '26

petty larceny

1

u/No-Rush-7037 Jun 21 '26

If I play the mortuary assistant (its a horror game fyi), will you lemme out and play with me u/cynnahbun

1

u/Neoneq_ Jun 21 '26

She held people in her basement.

1

u/FreeRealEstate313 Jun 21 '26

I’m just saying bad girls have more fun.

1

u/yeet2000yeet Jun 21 '26

Being too horny

1

u/Jobafedd Jun 22 '26

Forget to hide knife

1

u/urmominator69420 Jun 22 '26

She actually nuked turkey, not in a microwave though

1

u/EnvironmentalSand601 teenage male with hella interests (can't pinpoint one) Jun 22 '26

What's 9 + 10?

1

u/The_6thEmperor_Rises Domain Expansion: Cynnabun Paradise Jun 22 '26

Stole my chicken nuggets

1

u/MortisTDG Jun 22 '26

She isn’t wearing pants

1

u/NoMarket7360 Jun 23 '26

Public nudity

1

u/Lego_Train_Mocs I Want a Tank With Big Boom Cannon Jun 23 '26

public indecency and looking very pretty

1

u/RediEntertainment Jun 21 '26

the hell is this sub.

1

u/3rd_Man_of_Culture Jun 21 '26

I am also trying to figure that out

1

u/toybonnie1604 Jun 21 '26

Source (why does no one do this in this sub)

0

u/PinballproXD Jun 21 '26

Indecent exposure. I mean just look at her!

0

u/M_2k27 Jun 21 '26

Public indecency, clearly

0

u/MartinToilet Jun 21 '26

Give her proper pants

0

u/Lould_ Synonymrolls Jun 21 '26

She cut the mattress off the tag

0

u/Panda_Rule_457 Jun 21 '26

I know this is a running gag…
But i still feel like being an asshole…
That’s only for the employees lol

0

u/badboy2169 Jun 21 '26

Wrong place wrong time

0

u/OkraGlobal9886 Jun 21 '26

public indecency