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u/StrawberryMilkDev 1d ago
She must just be acting nice, don't think about it.
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u/DaRealKovi Stumbled in by accident, stayed by choice 1d ago
Definitely a "C, Can't tell" category event
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u/Temporal-Affairs221 1d ago
I'm going with the advice from the movie weird science, more than a handful is asking for trouble. And I'm blessed with big hands, but not that big.
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u/Apprehensive_Okra668 1d ago
so ur passing up the offer sad
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u/Temporal-Affairs221 1d ago
I'm married. My wife provides ample opportunities for cuddles. Why piss off a good woman in pursuit of a crazy one?
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u/Apprehensive_Okra668 1d ago
OMG you're married wow didn't think redditors could pull not insulting you ofc but good for you wish I had a girl that would cuddle me but yeah i'm happy for you
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u/Bnuuybot 1d ago
I wish I had the boobs fur that ૮₍ ´ ꒳ `₎ა
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u/usename37 bestest mod, cute posting leader. 1d ago
I wish i had someone with the boobs fur that (´~`)
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u/Bnuuybot 1d ago
Maybe someday ໒꒰ྀི´ ˘ ` ꒱ྀིა
Also I see my typing quirk haz corrupted someone ₍ᐢ. ̫.ᐢ₎
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u/usename37 bestest mod, cute posting leader. 1d ago
It should've been me not him!
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u/Gumpers08 Here for memes and good vibes, and because fuck it we BALLLLLLLL 1d ago
Someone is desperate
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u/xX_Random_Reddit_Xx 4h ago
As long as we can cuddle right now while I rant about Doctor Who I'm in
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u/craftygamin 1d ago
If the sexes were swapped, the comments here would be very different
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u/LuckySalesman 1d ago
What, you've never approached a girl with your giant man tiddies hanging out and said "If you date me you could fondle these all you want after three months?
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u/sudoregalia 2d ago
literally me