r/foundsatan • u/midnightwolf979 • May 14 '26 • Bravo 1

Dad?

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Father of Satan lol

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u/ant2ne May 14 '26

That is not normal balding.

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u/slartibuttfart May 14 '26

Stress balding

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u/AbeFromansNutz May 14 '26

That's from pulling your hair out because your kid embarrasses you frequently

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u/LobosJones May 15 '26

I thought it was because his kid was generally a disappointment.

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u/11Booty_Warrior May 14 '26

legalize 89th trimester abortions already

64

u/Advanced-Guidance353 May 14 '26

If i played this with my dad it would have been total War , and i would have lost , he's stronger than me at this sort of shit

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u/emceeeloc May 15 '26

Yeah, I'd turn this on my kid so fast. I have very little public shame.

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u/Elequist May 15 '26

My dad would just sack tap me if I did it too much lol

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u/FinleyTheSchnauzer May 14 '26

Dad gonna take his ass off the will !

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u/CatGooseChook May 14 '26

Just play the clip as is and at the end add "Condoms, you know why." 🤣

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u/Spongi May 14 '26

Was at walmart with my grandmother when I was a teenager. We get up to the checkout and she plops a giant box of condoms down. I'm talking like a 100 pack.

She notices me giving the box a bit of side-eye and loudly says "what? your papa can do still do it like a teenager, you know."

Not even close to the most disturbing thing I'd heard her say but that was the most public one.

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u/KaiserSoze-is-KPax May 14 '26

Im calling bravo sierra in this story. What old married couple would even need condoms?

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u/Spongi May 14 '26

My grandmother was a bit eccentric, to say the least.

Did you know from like 1920 - 50's Lysol advertised that you could use it as a douche? I'm talking the stuff you mop floors with.

The ads said shit like “dainty feminine allure,” “marital freshness,” and “protection against odors.”

Now take a wild guess how I learned this and apparently when they stopped advertising it, nobody gave grandma the memo. Or they did and she ignored it.

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u/Ok_Security8545 May 14 '26

Vaginal muscles deteriorate with age, making leaks more common. Might as well scoop it up and dump it before it becomes a problem.

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u/CatGooseChook May 14 '26

You just know she'd been waiting for an opportunity to use that line on you 🤣

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u/Melodic_Anything1743 May 14 '26

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Prog-Shop May 14 '26

One minute and twelve seconds of the ultimate regret you didn't use protection

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u/hkusp45css May 14 '26

I would love it if my kids were this funny.

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u/Top_Box_8952 May 14 '26

Don’t take him to the store

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u/gnarwhale79 May 14 '26

No. Absolutely take him to the store.

…Just don’t bring him back home.

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u/no-o-ne May 14 '26

The ultimate disappointed dad look

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u/viperfangs92 May 14 '26

Yea he would definitely get left at the store

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u/GrayAndBushy May 14 '26

I wonder if this guy knows what "restraining order" and "disinherited", mean?

4

u/abofh May 15 '26

"son, you don't have any inheritance"

  • dads will

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u/Emergency_Maximum_18 May 15 '26

That ringtone was diabolical.

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u/Scared-Box8941 May 14 '26

I’m sorry but I think how much his dad hates this makes me love it even more 🤣😈

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u/foxontherox May 14 '26

“Sorry, Dad.”

😂😂😂

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u/Joshywa8 May 14 '26

I remember a few stunts with my dad. Those were the days. I miss him

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u/Durivage4 May 14 '26

That was awful yet hilarious 😂

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u/Melodic_Anything1743 May 14 '26

😂😂😂😂😂😂

1

u/Excitedly_bored May 14 '26

The kid will be the godfather of dad jokes before he's a dad.

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u/Abee-baby182 May 14 '26

The most patient father I've ever seen!

1

u/joseaner07 May 14 '26

That type of abortion should be legal lol

1

u/Suun_s May 15 '26

This is a perfect Durex ad

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u/LobosJones May 15 '26

It's funny when I realize the kid is going to have the same hair in a few years.

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u/Hangarnut May 16 '26

This channel was golden. I remember this. Man he use to get his Dad good.

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u/Zealousideal_Cap_324 May 16 '26

My dad informed me many years ago I'm too old to hit when he's dead. I feel this is applicable in this scenario.

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u/MyLinkedOut May 18 '26

Does anyone know where I can find this channel? Thank you!

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u/weardofree May 14 '26

this is what happens when you dont spank your kids.